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Subject: What would your funniest way for the Rookie to die on ODST be?
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Grunts....

  • 06.23.2009 1:57 PM PDT

impossible is just a word

can some 1 explain 2 me y chuck norris who is awesome would kill the rookie and it be funny
i think a funny death would be as soon as he steps out of his pod dares,bucks,mickeys,dutchs or romeos pod crushes him

  • 06.23.2009 2:01 PM PDT

impossible is just a word

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  • 06.23.2009 2:05 PM PDT

The rookie goes through hid hardest fight yet. He wins the battle with only one clip of ammo left. All the covenant are dead and you saved New Mombassa. Out of no where a grunt splatters you in a ghost gets out and teabags you. Then the remaining grunts take over the city. hahah lol

  • 06.23.2009 2:06 PM PDT

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mr.t hits him with the snickers tank

  • 06.23.2009 2:07 PM PDT
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The rookie is going through a flashback when a brute patrol sees him passed out (flashbacks are actually really weird shroom trips) and color him to look like a grunt and 30 snipers headshot him simultaneousely

  • 06.23.2009 2:09 PM PDT

The master chief lands on them when he lands on earth in the beggining of halo 3

  • 06.23.2009 2:11 PM PDT

I would love if the rookie died from Richard Simmons dancing and singing. LOL

  • 06.23.2009 2:11 PM PDT

Posted by: gockenshpiel
I would love if the rookie died from Richard Simmons dancing and singing. LOL


By betrayal- Mickey shoots him with a rocket lol.

  • 06.23.2009 2:16 PM PDT

if knowledge is power and power corrupts, isn't knowledge therefore dangerous?
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mudkip fires it's hyper beam.
or one of them U-boats from CE flys into him. where it came from, hell if i know.

  • 06.23.2009 2:17 PM PDT

He gets banhammered. By Shiska. On a Monday.
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  • 06.23.2009 2:23 PM PDT

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Columbus was wrong, the world is flat. The pods miss the planet. 1600 adventurer FAIL!

  • 06.23.2009 2:25 PM PDT

Does anyone even look at these?

Posted by: lee74asaurus r3x
Shishka walks up right in front of the Rookie and the Rookie dies because of Shishka's awesomeness.


Shiska walks up right in front of the Rookie in his ballerina outfit and the Rookie dies because he laughed himself to death.

  • 06.23.2009 2:52 PM PDT

Posted by: relliK42
Posted by: gockenshpiel
I would love if the rookie died from Richard Simmons dancing and singing. LOL


By betrayal- Mickey shoots him with a rocket lol.


Betrayal, yes. But Romeo will snipe him. Always the funniest thing. Always.

  • 06.23.2009 2:55 PM PDT

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When all the other ODST's drop he forgets the safety prodocal for his pod and it burns up in the atmosphere =P

  • 06.23.2009 3:06 PM PDT

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by getting on a pelican and a brute chieftan hits the wing with a grav hammer and then he gets flung near a grunt and the grunt picks up his auto mag and accidently shoots him

  • 06.23.2009 3:07 PM PDT

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...by NOT dying...how ironic? lol

or just getting run over by DARE on a mongoose and she gets out and Teabags him lol...( actually I want to die that way lol ..what a hell of a way to go...ay?

  • 06.23.2009 3:24 PM PDT
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Romeo and Mickey dressed up as cheese burgers causing the rookie to remember that he forgot to stalk up on halloween candy and he ran to New Mambassa's Stop and Shop. But the grunts already ate all the candy so the rookie went beserk so Maranda Keyes destroyed him with a missel pod.

[Edited on 06.23.2009 3:25 PM PDT]

  • 06.23.2009 3:24 PM PDT

he eats a trip mine thinking its a donut

  • 06.23.2009 3:38 PM PDT

plasma grendae in the face

  • 06.23.2009 3:39 PM PDT

Step 7 is on it's way. Prepare the sling-shot.

All hail for the seventh number.

Teabaged by a grunt would be funny.

  • 06.23.2009 4:24 PM PDT

M.A.W

lol clay men...

  • 06.23.2009 4:30 PM PDT

rookie walks up to Dare and asks her if she wants to go upstairs, Dare kicks him right in the -Blam- and starts kicking his nutz and head as he curls up in a ball screaming all sorts of mojo about God and forgiveness.

  • 06.23.2009 4:31 PM PDT

NIERDRAIG!!!

a pellican engen fails, it hits a BIG covie ship, and the rookie falls and a he lands on a trampolean (lol) and he lands where the ODST pod lands, owch

  • 06.23.2009 5:47 PM PDT

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The Superintendant has a mood swing.

  • 06.23.2009 5:48 PM PDT