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Subject: What would your funniest way for the Rookie to die on ODST be?

NIERDRAIG!!!

Posted by: Mikelp_1
Columbus was wrong, the world is flat. The pods miss the planet. 1600 adventurer FAIL!

hey, go orbit to prove comblumbios is wrong, or ride a plane that goes around the world

  • 06.23.2009 5:50 PM PDT

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The rookie climbs over a barrier,but loses his footing,falls onto a pile of grenades...with a dozen grunts in front of him.

  • 06.23.2009 5:52 PM PDT
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A grunt runs him over with a mongoose and T-bags the corpse rapidly.

  • 06.23.2009 5:54 PM PDT

Donuts > all other food

In the opening cutscene, when Romeo melees Rookie with his sniper, Romeo misses, and pushes the button that drops the pod.

Rookie then, in his opened pod, wakes up to realize that he is falling, and the pod is open. Rookie falls out of the pod.

Rookie is now floating in the gravity-less void of space, and when the pods drop, Romeo's pod clashes into Rookie, killing him.

Buck: "Troopers, we are GREEN! And VERY, VERY MEAN!

Romeo: Try taking it back! Rookie got his BUTT KICKED!

  • 06.23.2009 6:51 PM PDT
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He kills all of the Covenant in the city in some epic and exciting way, then gets crushed by the next wave of ODST drop pods.

  • 06.23.2009 6:58 PM PDT

Don't base whether or not you buy a game on its graphics. Gameplay and how fun it is are what matter most. Not the textures of the grass that you will never need to look at!

Dying of internal bleeding after being pimped by the Chieftan.

  • 06.23.2009 7:01 PM PDT

One of the few and the proud, a Mythic Conqueror, I am.

First, he soils himself at sight of the first Chieftan, then a drone picks him up and carries him away. It drops him in front of a Wraith that boosts and punts him into the air where a Banshee collides with him in such a way that he rockets straight toward the ground onto Grunt distracted by a human shoe that he was trying to use as a breathing aparatus. Upon impact the Grunt's methane tank explodes causing a chain reaction that incinerates everything for a mile wide radius!

  • 06.23.2009 7:08 PM PDT

He gets in a pelican to be taken to safety but in the cockpit is actually a suicidal grunt.

  • 06.23.2009 7:16 PM PDT
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hes walking... and then he trips and dies

  • 06.23.2009 7:24 PM PDT

How come I never get the sniper rifle?!
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My ROFLsniper goes POW!

tries to pry open pod door and ejects on to his face! roflmao!

  • 06.23.2009 8:04 PM PDT

See how they bait their trap?

cone

  • 06.23.2009 8:08 PM PDT

Being splattered by his own pod.

  • 06.23.2009 8:14 PM PDT

S.O.I. 09' --Move among the shadows, and strike when the time is perfect. Make it clean, make it quick, make it out.-- Shadow Of Intent Clan URL - Shadowofintent.tk

haha omg, Klay World - Pancake Mines is the greatest YouTube video ever! XD

good one!

  • 06.23.2009 8:19 PM PDT
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The funniest way would for him to get stuck by 7 stickies at once, then bet blown to nothing in slow motion as he desperatly tries to get them off in vain.

  • 06.23.2009 8:20 PM PDT
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As for a serious death, it should be dramatic. He is outnumbered, -blam!- is getting out of control, he is trapped, fighitng them off to the end. He tries valiantly to fend off the growing Covanant onslaught but they get up close and personal. He rus out of ammo and turns to a knife, going toe to toe with a brute and holding his own, only to be shot or stabbe in the back as he slowly dies and the camera fades to black.

  • 06.23.2009 8:23 PM PDT

A comet comes crashing down to earth, landing directly onto the Rookie. The comet was Chief falling from the Dreadnought at the beginning of Halo 3.

  • 06.23.2009 8:29 PM PDT

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He Lands on a pit of spikes and gets eaten by jackels. LOL

In Gears of War 2, B. Carmine dies by getting stuck on some acid laced spikes and gets eating by some creature, which I thought was pretty stupid.

  • 06.23.2009 8:38 PM PDT
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Remember to look left then right, but I'll still get'cha

Posted by: sweeneytodd96
spam i just saw this in the flood and it was locked reported!


Why do you have to be such a Forum cop.

  • 06.23.2009 8:54 PM PDT

Why So Serious?

As Truth arrives at Earth, a Brute throws an orbital space oreo out a window. That oreo falls to Earth. The Rookie trips on the Oreo. The Rookie hurts his ankle. Then all of a sudden a pack of man eating blind wolfs come out of nowhere and trample him flat. He is now flatter than flat Stanley. THEN..... aproximately fifty simbas sit on him. Then...........................he gets eaten by a HUDGE GIRAFFE. Somehow he escapes. He goes home. As he looks out a window, an highly intelligent space chimp slaps him on the face. Point being, he was never seen again.

  • 06.23.2009 10:42 PM PDT
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He is killed by a jealous Master cheif.

  • 06.23.2009 11:40 PM PDT
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CONE FOR THE WIN =)

  • 06.23.2009 11:42 PM PDT
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The rookie beats the covenant then starts singing i will survive and at the last part wher it say I will survive he gets hit by a trash truck...

The SI voice comes up and says oops

Clearly he was doing it on purpose... LOL

  • 06.23.2009 11:49 PM PDT

Having a cone smack him in the head and instant kill him or Deja Vu of Friday The 13th (original)

  • 06.24.2009 12:17 AM PDT

All off them are very inventive and kinda wierd but i like em.

  • 06.24.2009 12:16 PM PDT
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Stubbing his toe and then dies of hunger because he can't get up.

  • 06.24.2009 12:18 PM PDT