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Subject: What would your funniest way for the Rookie to die on ODST be?

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He jumps for the Pelican that is to rescue them. He is gripping the ramp on the back as Romeo comes over with his sniper. Pointing it down to him as Romeo said, "I always hated you." Pulling the triggered as the Rookie fell off than landed on a grunt given some to a drone.

  • 06.29.2009 11:42 AM PDT
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Genital Herpes

  • 06.29.2009 11:47 AM PDT

landing his drop pod on a fusion coil

ka-frikin-boom

  • 06.29.2009 11:49 AM PDT

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he gets hit by a falling dead grunt

  • 06.29.2009 11:50 AM PDT

Lolular!

Kyletacular-Killtacular-get it?

He cries, for sparta!! jumps off a cliff lands on a brute, shoots him but the brute dies and falls of another cliff taking him with him....

  • 06.29.2009 11:56 AM PDT

the answer to all your questions is 2. unless u ask me which halo am i playing.

it would be funny if the game ended with the rookie walking out into the forest then getting hit by the master chief as he falls from the sky

  • 06.29.2009 12:02 PM PDT

Silver

Hah,thats an original one....

I got one,when Rookie's door is pushed off the momentum pushes the pod forward as Rookie is climbimg out of it and lands on him when he is halfway out when dropping to the ground

  • 06.29.2009 12:14 PM PDT

Aperture Science. We do what we must, because, we can. For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead. But there's no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep on trying, 'till you run out of cake, and the science gets done, and you make a neat gun, for the people who are Still Alive!

Still Alive...

lol, thats good.

mine would be..... one of his teammates on the very other side of New Mombasa drops his grenade, it kills him, his body goes flying, a fusion coil is set off where the grenade blew up, sending sparks flying, one strikes an anti-air wraith, it explodes, sending the odst's around it flying, along with the wraith, and everything lands on Rookie, along with a bunch of un-detonated firebomb/plasma/spike grenades, a bunch of fusion coils, a wraith, and his pod.

  • 06.29.2009 12:20 PM PDT

M1N1MAN171711 - Need More Numbers?

He jumps out his pod early and falls off a cliff. He just survives the fall when his pod lands on his head. With just a tiny bit of life left he clambers up and is crushed by another ODST in another pod.

  • 06.29.2009 12:24 PM PDT

Silver

Posted by: Ev1l D3m0n
He falls in love with a grunt and marries it, then gets strangled by it in his sleep.


LMFAO I NEARLY CHOKED ON MY COKE FROM THAT OENE xD

  • 06.29.2009 12:28 PM PDT

My troll sense is tingling.

Super diabetes.

  • 06.29.2009 12:30 PM PDT

oh death was never enemy of our
we laughed knowing better men would come
when each proud fighter brags
he wars on death,for lives,for flags
no mercy

killing himself right when he jumps out of the drop pod lol that would be a epic fail lol :)

  • 06.29.2009 3:59 PM PDT
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LLOLOL(OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ROFL :)

Posted by: GD27 ShockWav3
Romeo and Mickey dressed up as cheese burgers causing the rookie to remember that he forgot to stalk up on halloween candy and he ran to New Mambassa's Stop and Shop. But the grunts already ate all the candy so the rookie went beserk so Maranda Keyes destroyed him with a missel pod.

  • 06.29.2009 4:50 PM PDT

"Let me turret, you suck at it. Don't be sad we all know it."

That would be the Chief's camio appearance.*Splat* "Oh -blam!-! sorry Rookie!"

  • 06.29.2009 4:56 PM PDT

korekillerking@live.co.uk

chief landing on his head, but jokes aside hope he survives.

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  • 06.29.2009 4:58 PM PDT

(;3=

a grunt kills him

  • 06.29.2009 5:03 PM PDT

Rock Chalk Real Talk
Minnesotan, currently going to school at KU.


@Geegs30

Accidental rocket suicide of course.
He is a "noob" Rookie

  • 06.29.2009 5:04 PM PDT

G-R-A-Y-M-8-8

Pronounced, Gray Em Eighty Eight

He walks into new mombasa, when he finds an old internet cafe. He enters with his squad and finds a working computer, he begins browsing through the computer when he finds an old saved link which dates back to 2009. He finds its to a site called bungie.net, and that this site has predicted that his story will happen to him. He finds the "Forum" section and reads this thread, he then shoots himself in the head.

  • 06.29.2009 5:05 PM PDT

Posted by: sweeneytodd96
spam i just saw this in the flood and it was locked reported!

Thats because it was in the wrong forum, dumbass.

  • 06.29.2009 5:17 PM PDT
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Splattered by a traffic cone.

  • 06.29.2009 5:19 PM PDT

Crushed by a soda machine.

  • 06.29.2009 5:31 PM PDT

Here’s what Luke had to say about the differences in treatment between the Spartans and Elites in Reach:

“Instead of piece-by-piece customization like the Spartans, Elite customization is a full model swap with models selected from the various Elite classes appearing throughout the Campaign. There are all kinds of reasons for this, not the least of which is our continued emphasis on the Spartan as your identity in Reach.”

Slip on soapy water.

  • 06.29.2009 5:35 PM PDT

Memento mori.

Johnson lasers him.

  • 06.29.2009 5:35 PM PDT