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Subject: What would your funniest way for the Rookie to die on ODST be?

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forgetting what way to point the gun

  • 07.03.2009 7:47 PM PDT

lucky member no.999 of SAS Halo3

surviveing all of the game the gets crushed from a part of the halo ring

  • 07.03.2009 8:00 PM PDT

Forgets to let go of a plasma grenade.

  • 07.03.2009 8:01 PM PDT

"Guns don't kill people, videogames do."

I found http://halo3.com/comic/ June 14, 2007 :)

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A brute starts teabagging him, and he ends up choking and dying.

  • 07.03.2009 8:02 PM PDT

-I was here

he just wins this gigantic, epic battle against 50,000 brutes, 30 wraiths, 1000 hunters, 12 fantoms, 60 banshees, 1200000000 grunts and 5 scarabs and just as kills the last enemy, a building with a fusion coil on it collapses, causing the fusion coil to explode sending a traffic cone flying at his head

or... after finishing the battle, he finds dare, bangs her, and contracts aids and dies

  • 07.03.2009 8:54 PM PDT
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Posted by: lee74asaurus r3x
Shishka walks up right in front of the Rookie and the Rookie dies because of Shishka's awesomeness.


Suck up...

  • 07.03.2009 9:19 PM PDT

dna/ dna donut/ dnanrnrnaninf

He comes out saying wow what happened and gets hit by a car.

  • 07.03.2009 9:23 PM PDT

][=][ //-\\ ][_ (()) ]P \VV/ |\| S

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  • 07.03.2009 11:37 PM PDT
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Over the intercom: Helljumpers falling in now.

Rookie falling in tube: SARGE!!! I'M NOT STRAPPED IN!!!

Sarge: Dang Rookie, I'm going to miss you.

Rookie: SON OF A B****.

As the rookie falls, the pod hits the ground, he slams his head on top of the pod causing his neck to break. Therefore instant death because the pod is sealed from the inside. Was it a setup? You will never know.

  • 07.03.2009 11:40 PM PDT

Here Comes the Sun...

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While he's running to the pelican to leave, he trips and stabs himself with a spoon.

  • 07.03.2009 11:48 PM PDT

I am not interested in joining your group.

The Rookie was too tired, and so he got in the empty space where Dare had just dropped, thus free falling all the way to Mombassa.

OR

He survives the whole Mombassa ordeal, then gets killed by the Chief on The Ark when the Chief accidentally flips the 'hog because of his "lead foot" (quote from Marine).

OR

Food poisoning.

  • 07.03.2009 11:48 PM PDT

I am not interested in joining your group.

The Superintendent leads him to a toxic cesspool, which mutates him into a giant 30-foot tall monster that devours Grunts. After lunch on Bungie Day, the sheer amount of un-digested Grunts in his belly is too much. The acid in his stomach causes the Grunts' methane tanks to explode, killing him instantly.

  • 07.03.2009 11:53 PM PDT
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MIne is he is fighting win all of a sudden he has explosive diaherra and he cant take his suite off because he is fighinting so all the diaherra clogs his suite and gets in his mouth and then he drowns in his own diaherra.

  • 07.03.2009 11:56 PM PDT
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Posted by: COWFEAR
Tripping on the way out of the pod, breaking his neck on the fall down to the ground.

lololololol

  • 07.04.2009 12:25 AM PDT
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I would asume that he would get splattered by the corpes of a jumping brute who got sniped out of they air by his teamate tyring to save his life...

  • 07.04.2009 12:28 AM PDT

(;3=

while trying to snipe a grunt his bullet ricochets of many various objects until it hits him right between the eyes (then dare teabags his body)

  • 07.04.2009 12:31 AM PDT

getting splattered by santa clause on a mongose.

  • 07.04.2009 1:01 AM PDT

Oh teh noes!

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We finish the game succesfully and then he gets splattered by a cone.

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  • 07.04.2009 1:12 AM PDT

The rookie goes through the entire campaign and Halo 3 unscathed until the last scene in Halo 3 with the salute to the Chief, he gets shot in the left testicle by a stray bullet from one of the shots and dies from the infection.

  • 07.04.2009 1:20 AM PDT
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jumping off a huge bulding and get hurt then go crazy and punch himself until he passes out and found by grunts and killed by a plasma pistol shot

  • 07.04.2009 1:54 AM PDT
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he turned ugly

  • 07.04.2009 1:56 AM PDT

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Following those signs in the trailer which suddenly fire lazors upon him. HAHAHA FOOL! Never trust signs.

  • 07.04.2009 2:06 AM PDT

Rigor mortis has been kind to you, and left you in a sexy pose!
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he trips lands on a pair of hunters who knock him off a cliff, he breaks his legs when he hits the grond but falls on a brute who chases him round new mombasa when he accidentley kicks the cheif in the balls and gets thrown through a wall then he goes to a med-camp but eats some bad chicken and dies of food poisoning.....

  • 07.04.2009 3:02 AM PDT

Master Chief landing on him as he falls out of space

  • 07.04.2009 3:18 AM PDT