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Subject: What would your funniest way for the Rookie to die on ODST be?

I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan, at your service.

I got a bullet with your name on it and i'm gonna' keep on firing until i figure out which one it is!

When the rookie kicks the door open the door flys in the air, he gets out, breathes, and then the door crushes him

  • 07.04.2009 3:38 AM PDT

I am going to lube your butt hole with nacho cheese and -blam!- you with a crowbar.

Cone attack.

  • 07.04.2009 3:56 AM PDT
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After being brutally tortured by Brutes the Rookie is saved by marines. The marine comes over starts talking to him then says "Its tight quarters on the other side sir, use this" and hands him a shotgun. Whe the marine turns away the Rookie shoots himself in the face. Maybe FPS Doug could yell "Boom! Headshot!".

  • 07.04.2009 5:42 AM PDT

After escaping New Mombassa into the Jungles of Africa, the Rookie began to look for a life of solitude away from the war. He never knew that a large metal plate carrying a 2 ton SPARTAN was heading straight for him.

  • 07.04.2009 6:04 AM PDT

Dont fire until you see the whites of their eyes

sitting down and just talking to his squadmates and he takes a beam rifle to the head

  • 07.04.2009 6:35 AM PDT

Dont fire until you see the whites of their eyes

his spine flies right out his butt

  • 07.04.2009 6:38 AM PDT

the drop pods door opens in space and when the other pod hits him it crushes him.

  • 07.04.2009 6:58 AM PDT

Old School

Super Intendant leads him off a cliff.

  • 07.04.2009 7:01 AM PDT

The flood come out of nowhere, he fights off all 2412 of them and is just about to escape when he slips on their tentacles and gets impaled on a sharp stick. The flood come back to life and then proceed to do the Hokey Pokey around his dead body.

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  • 07.04.2009 7:10 AM PDT

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The rookie takes on an entire covenant armada, wins, then get's killed by friendly fire. Stosh (nude of course) teabags the rookie for the entire credits.

  • 07.04.2009 7:12 AM PDT

Vrrin Vrrin, yeah here I come.

has a grunt come around a corner, quikly eat a bean burrito, and then atomic fart and blow the flesh off of the rookie. and when he is just about to fart he yells "take this demon!"

  • 07.04.2009 8:01 AM PDT

Vrrin Vrrin, yeah here I come.

lol!
Posted by: darkruby
Super Intendant leads him off a cliff.

  • 07.04.2009 8:01 AM PDT

Vrrin Vrrin, yeah here I come.

win
Posted by: Odst171
After escaping New Mombassa into the Jungles of Africa, the Rookie began to look for a life of solitude away from the war. He never knew that a large metal plate carrying a 2 ton SPARTAN was heading straight for him.

  • 07.04.2009 8:03 AM PDT

The internet is a bad place.

A headshot from a grunt needler.

  • 07.04.2009 9:30 AM PDT

Spartan's are awesome!

the superintendent gets mad and runs him over with a 10 ton truck

  • 07.04.2009 9:52 AM PDT

Reach=Epic

the rookie gets crushed by a random drop pod and a whole army of brutes take turns T-bagging him.

  • 07.04.2009 10:04 AM PDT

definatly falling down a man hole lol

  • 07.04.2009 10:12 AM PDT

when youre on legenday on halo 3 a needler in the head just one needle kills you (i got one hitted by a needler on heroic)

  • 07.04.2009 10:14 AM PDT
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he died from getting aids from dare who is a hermaphrodite.

  • 07.04.2009 10:30 AM PDT

I was in 5th grade. I popped in the Halo CE disc into the massive, clunky first generation Microsoft Xbox, and wrapped my small hands around the controller that was almost too big for me. Little did I know what I was getting into.

10+ years later, I still look up to my childhood hero, Master Chief, while everyone talks about He Man and Spongebob haha


Live life son. www.youtube.com/user/MadeInAsiaFilms

He gets dunked on by Patrick Chewing.

  • 07.04.2009 11:07 AM PDT

The Stig is dead to me
-Carrick

he trips up and falls off a cliff

  • 07.04.2009 11:21 AM PDT
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He gets Cancer whan he finds out that no one likes his Forum joke

  • 07.04.2009 11:24 AM PDT

Goes onto the halo ODST forum, sees that people want him dead and hangs himself because of depression.

  • 07.04.2009 11:30 AM PDT
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picks up remote detenator thingy that is supposed to trigger flashback, its actually armed, presses big red button, and he blows himself up.

  • 07.04.2009 12:22 PM PDT