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I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan, at your service.I got a bullet with your name on it and i'm gonna' keep on firing until i figure out which one it is!
When the rookie kicks the door open the door flys in the air, he gets out, breathes, and then the door crushes him
I am going to lube your butt hole with nacho cheese and -blam!- you with a crowbar.
Cone attack.
After being brutally tortured by Brutes the Rookie is saved by marines. The marine comes over starts talking to him then says "Its tight quarters on the other side sir, use this" and hands him a shotgun. Whe the marine turns away the Rookie shoots himself in the face. Maybe FPS Doug could yell "Boom! Headshot!".
After escaping New Mombassa into the Jungles of Africa, the Rookie began to look for a life of solitude away from the war. He never knew that a large metal plate carrying a 2 ton SPARTAN was heading straight for him.
Dont fire until you see the whites of their eyes
sitting down and just talking to his squadmates and he takes a beam rifle to the head
his spine flies right out his butt
the drop pods door opens in space and when the other pod hits him it crushes him.
Old School
Super Intendant leads him off a cliff.
The flood come out of nowhere, he fights off all 2412 of them and is just about to escape when he slips on their tentacles and gets impaled on a sharp stick. The flood come back to life and then proceed to do the Hokey Pokey around his dead body.[Edited on 07.04.2009 7:10 AM PDT]
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The rookie takes on an entire covenant armada, wins, then get's killed by friendly fire. Stosh (nude of course) teabags the rookie for the entire credits.
Vrrin Vrrin, yeah here I come.
has a grunt come around a corner, quikly eat a bean burrito, and then atomic fart and blow the flesh off of the rookie. and when he is just about to fart he yells "take this demon!"
lol!Posted by: darkrubySuper Intendant leads him off a cliff.
winPosted by: Odst171After escaping New Mombassa into the Jungles of Africa, the Rookie began to look for a life of solitude away from the war. He never knew that a large metal plate carrying a 2 ton SPARTAN was heading straight for him.
The internet is a bad place.
A headshot from a grunt needler.
Spartan's are awesome!
the superintendent gets mad and runs him over with a 10 ton truck
Reach=Epic
the rookie gets crushed by a random drop pod and a whole army of brutes take turns T-bagging him.
definatly falling down a man hole lol
when youre on legenday on halo 3 a needler in the head just one needle kills you (i got one hitted by a needler on heroic)
he died from getting aids from dare who is a hermaphrodite.
I was in 5th grade. I popped in the Halo CE disc into the massive, clunky first generation Microsoft Xbox, and wrapped my small hands around the controller that was almost too big for me. Little did I know what I was getting into.10+ years later, I still look up to my childhood hero, Master Chief, while everyone talks about He Man and Spongebob hahaLive life son. www.youtube.com/user/MadeInAsiaFilms
He gets dunked on by Patrick Chewing.
The Stig is dead to me-Carrick
he trips up and falls off a cliff
He gets Cancer whan he finds out that no one likes his Forum joke
Goes onto the halo ODST forum, sees that people want him dead and hangs himself because of depression.
picks up remote detenator thingy that is supposed to trigger flashback, its actually armed, presses big red button, and he blows himself up.