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Subject: What would your funniest way for the Rookie to die on ODST be?

It's not Hip-Hop, its Electro.... prick.

Make it out alive, then get killed by a spartan lazer weilding grunt

  • 07.04.2009 12:25 PM PDT

Grunt Beat Down

  • 07.04.2009 12:26 PM PDT

(;3=

he finds the secret of sand trap but the glory of it blinds him and he wanders around the desert until he falls off a cliff (then dare teabags his body)

  • 07.04.2009 12:26 PM PDT
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He got crabs....

  • 07.04.2009 12:27 PM PDT

how could chuck norris kill him. master cheif not gonna be in the game :P

[Edited on 07.04.2009 12:29 PM PDT]

  • 07.04.2009 12:29 PM PDT

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dare tbags him (how is this possible?)

  • 07.04.2009 12:34 PM PDT

(;3=

Posted by: General E Kool00
how could chuck norris kill him. master cheif not gonna be in the game :P


Chuck Norris is every where so dont count out the possibility

  • 07.04.2009 12:34 PM PDT

(;3=

Posted by: Defiant Assasin
dare tbags him (how is this possible?)


shes got a dong ewwwwwwwwwww

  • 07.04.2009 12:35 PM PDT

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Posted by: Defiant Assasin
dare tbags him (how is this possible?)


shes got a dong ewwwwwwwwwww

but but shes a girl (or is she?)

  • 07.04.2009 12:38 PM PDT

(;3=

Posted by: Defiant Assasin
Posted by: Josephson
Posted by: Defiant Assasin
dare tbags him (how is this possible?)


shes got a dong ewwwwwwwwwww

but but shes a girl (or is she?)


that a good question but if i were you i would stay away from that chick and or dude

  • 07.04.2009 12:40 PM PDT

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Posted by: Josephson
Posted by: Defiant Assasin
Posted by: Josephson
Posted by: Defiant Assasin
dare tbags him (how is this possible?)


shes got a dong ewwwwwwwwwww

but but shes a girl (or is she?)


that a good question but if i were you i would stay away from that chick and or dude

or crazy -blam!-
back on topic he gets eaten by jonson

[Edited on 07.04.2009 12:45 PM PDT]

  • 07.04.2009 12:45 PM PDT

(;3=

the other ODSTs suspect the rookie of being a noob and have no choice but to kill him

  • 07.04.2009 12:49 PM PDT
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splattered by a cone.

  • 07.04.2009 1:07 PM PDT

FEET FIRST INTO HELL!!!

Whilst falling down to earth in his HEV, he suddenly needs to sneeze, when he does he hits his head on the door kknockiing him unconsiouse. He awakens alive and well but he has amesia and has no idea wat hes supposed tovdo. He finds an engineer just floating around the city of new mombossa. The rookie stares for a while and decides its a pony. He climbs on and ridea around for a while suddenly he farts. The engineer explodes launching the rookie in to the air, lands in a foresst in affrica, remembers who he is and wat he supposed to do, looks up and BLAM. The Cheif crushes him. :)

[Edited on 07.04.2009 1:18 PM PDT]

  • 07.04.2009 1:18 PM PDT

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splattered by master cheif when MC falls from orbit. the rookies just walking through the forest when suddenly he stops to pick up a penny just as that happen a fiery half ton of spartan armor falls on him

  • 07.04.2009 1:18 PM PDT

...Love, love is a blind man's game, you have to look around to know where you are...

the cookie monster, mistakes his weapons for cookie, for he was eating pot.
and so with the rookie without weapons,
traveled to the nearby swamp and stole kermit form his puppeteer
then with kermit by his side, he jumped into slipspace and went to a nearby planet.
he soon found out it was filled with slugs,
he called for backup and bombarded it with salt.
before they bombarded it with salt they used their magicky sitcks and changed him into a slug himself.
you know what happens next....

BEFORE all of this happened the rookie got sniped by a jackal on the roof tops

  • 07.04.2009 1:43 PM PDT
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Just when you're in a quiet part of the city, walking towards your crew, you drop to the ground, and you have a heart attack. Game over, and you can't restart. The disc explodes in your 360. Somewhere in the Bungie HQ, Stosh gets blamed.

  • 07.04.2009 1:49 PM PDT

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Davey is beyond any shadow of a doubt that red haired F-Blam!- tryhard that would always keep you from seeing the Deku Tree.


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Shishka walks up right in front of the Rookie and the Rookie dies because of Shishka's awesomeness.


Suck up much?

  • 07.04.2009 1:59 PM PDT

I am not interested in joining your group.

The Rookie asks Dare out on a date. She says yes, and he dies of shock.

  • 07.04.2009 2:47 PM PDT

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He chokes on a MRE (Meal, Ready to Eat).

  • 07.04.2009 5:09 PM PDT

Taking it for the team.

Being locked in the pod with a small hole that only the little flood can get out of, he only has one clip and he doesent know that. so unknowingly he uses his last clip and has to be eaten alive. ouch. what a way to go.

  • 07.04.2009 5:40 PM PDT
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Bouncing between here and Waypoint. When I get banned from one I go to the other,

Being smashed by the Master Chief's incoming debris.

  • 07.04.2009 5:45 PM PDT

Yeah.... wait, what? o_O

The Rookies finger gets stuck in the barrel of his gun,

while trying to get his finger out he gets hit in the head by a potato and falls to the ground dead.

  • 07.04.2009 6:24 PM PDT
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The rookie discovers the city of R'Lyeh, and gazes upon C'Thulhu. On seeing a being that does not conform entirely to the laws of this universe, the Rookie goes immediately insane and shoots himself in the head with his pistol. C'thulhu then says "Damnit, why does this always happen to me?"

  • 07.04.2009 6:25 PM PDT