Halo: Reach Forum
This topic has moved here: Subject: My time travel theory : )
  • Subject: My time travel theory : )
Subject: My time travel theory : )

"Living in the past is a luxury none of us can afford..."
"I know what the ladies like..."

Well, Master Chief somehow went through a time warp after getting off the Ark and went back in time to before he was even born. He accidentally met his grandmother, -blam!--ed her, giving way to the birth of his father, and went around -blam!--ing other women...hence the 150 children than eventually recieved his aswome genes and became perfect candidates for the spartan II project. So this stuff was gonna happen anyway but right before finding another portal to go back to his time..he screwed two more women in an attempt to make a small difference and see if the offspring would become an extra spartan class and help when Reach would eventually fall. Hence the spartans heard in the trailer.

Our time travelling masterchief goes back to his original time only to find himself stranded and dying on a distant planet. Time goes by and everything goes as planned for the dead masterchief...except this time even those two "extra" spartans didn't help and Reach falls...so what the hell....when the whole Ark thing happens again the new masterchief guided by the spirit of the already dead masterchief from the future finds the portal again and this time goes back to Reach in order to help out himself. Along the way he has sex with other women (and aliens and AI) because thats what I know all you stupid time travel theorists really want...deep down in your empty little hearts.
so thats basically what Halo Reach will be about : )
Ask the idiots who believe in Time Travel
They'll agree

  • 06.23.2009 6:09 PM PDT

Ugh...

First on a BWU.. yeah, I'm cool.

ODST;MYTHIC Screenshot winner! One of the first to get their hands on the mythic map pack.

Halo: Back to the Future.

  • 06.23.2009 6:13 PM PDT

win

  • 06.23.2009 6:13 PM PDT

"Living in the past is a luxury none of us can afford..."
"I know what the ladies like..."

lol Halo Back to the Future would be a good title

  • 06.23.2009 6:14 PM PDT

"Living in the past is a luxury none of us can afford..."
"I know what the ladies like..."

it'd be like the butter fly effect were he keeps on going back in time to change things every time he messed up

  • 06.23.2009 6:15 PM PDT

@Helveck

Just an Average Joe...

People really need to let this alternate-universe / time travel thing go.

  • 06.23.2009 6:31 PM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

I do not appreciate B.Net Group solicitation. If you ignore this and send me an invitation anyway, I will block communications with you.

Posted by: Helveck
People really need to let this alternate-universe / time travel thing go.

You didn't bother reading the OP, did you?

  • 06.23.2009 6:48 PM PDT

Ugh...

First on a BWU.. yeah, I'm cool.

ODST;MYTHIC Screenshot winner! One of the first to get their hands on the mythic map pack.

Posted by: Dream053
Posted by: Helveck
People really need to let this alternate-universe / time travel thing go.

You didn't bother reading the OP, did you?
No he didn't, I'm not surprised though, you see the title and just post, not thinking it would be a total sarcastic thread.

  • 06.23.2009 6:50 PM PDT