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Jay slaps 'Chief with the salami. "Well, the ice cream break seems to be over." Jay puts a -Spam!- grenade down Heck's pants for blatantly trying to kill some one. Do you not know how to read?

  • 07.18.2004 2:26 PM PDT
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OW!!!!!!! get's out spinach and watches green chief cower in fear at the produce.

  • 07.18.2004 2:28 PM PDT
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Posted by: forumrunner
Jay slaps 'Chief with the salami. "Well, the ice cream break seems to be over." Jay puts a -Spam!- grenade down Heck's pants for blatantly trying to kill some one. Do you not know how to read?
pulls out spam and shouts i only have a 2nd grade reading level and then goes to the center of the cafeteria the kitchen and uses his fort made of cornbread o overrun the cafeteria and then declares himself leader of all the edible products. everyone bows to the new king

  • 07.18.2004 2:31 PM PDT
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...except Jay and 'Chief, who laugh at Heck.

Edit: Don't leave out punctuation or Jay might complete your sentence for you.

[Edited on 7/18/2004 2:35:38 PM]

  • 07.18.2004 2:33 PM PDT
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all my slaves catch you two and put you in the dungeon to be forever held by chowbrakers that will last a millenium

  • 07.18.2004 2:39 PM PDT
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We described what we did in the laser wars, not what minions did. Since this is a food fight, Jay eats through the dungeon lock and escapes.

  • 07.18.2004 2:50 PM PDT
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mastchef drives in, in a giant spam can and runs jay over then crashes into a wall. then comes out and pokes jay with a perogie.

  • 07.18.2004 3:47 PM PDT
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Cheeto Sai! HYAAAA!!!!! (assumes ready stance)

  • 07.18.2004 3:53 PM PDT
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*Launches cantoloupes at DarkIce, who dives for cover.
*DarkIce's cover disentagrates under the cantoloupe barrage, leaving him to be bonked on the head by several of the watermelon rejects

  • 07.18.2004 4:12 PM PDT
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Water melon Sai! HYAAAA!!!

  • 07.18.2004 4:14 PM PDT
Subject: Eww!
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What's a perogie?

  • 07.18.2004 4:20 PM PDT
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a perogie is kind of like ravioili, a pasta shell

  • 07.18.2004 5:32 PM PDT
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Perogie ATTACK!!!!!!1 AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!1

  • 07.18.2004 5:49 PM PDT
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Oh. Jay bites a chunk from the pasta weapon.

  • 07.18.2004 6:31 PM PDT
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banshee_ace beats forumrunner with 2 linked sausages... ninja style.

  • 07.18.2004 7:31 PM PDT
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Posted by: forumrunner
Lol, this is a great idea!
Jay pulls the tab from a -Spam!- grenade and throws it behind 44's combat barrier.


Thems fightin' words!MasterGrunt44 retaliates by attacking jay with a giant turkey leg!

  • 07.18.2004 8:14 PM PDT
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Thems fightin' words!
That was the idea! It took quite a while...

Jay winces from being hit by squishy ground meat and is knocked unconscious by a flying turkey leg. (Jay's done for the night and won't be participating until after work tomorrow.)

[Edited on 7/18/2004 8:44:38 PM]

  • 07.18.2004 8:43 PM PDT
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The doors of the cafeteria burst open, and in stalks a tall, dark figure, emanating terror in every second.
He draws his sword, blade ringing.

Everyone turns to stare at Excommunicado.

"YOU WILL COWER BEFORE MY DEADLY...
Ooops..."

The entire cafeteria staring at him, Excommunicado blushes.
"Wow. Awkward moment."

Excommunicado rapidly pivots and makes for a quick getaway.

Let the fight resume.

  • 07.18.2004 9:28 PM PDT
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Hahahaha you are unconciuos! mastchef covers Jay in sweet and sour pork, glueing him to the floor.

  • 07.19.2004 7:12 AM PDT
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Gestapo_ runs after Excommunicado, and pulls out his cheese grater, and says "Fight you blushing coward."

[Edited on 7/19/2004 7:34:28 AM]

  • 07.19.2004 7:33 AM PDT
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banshee_ace whacks mastchef with a baguette, knocking him unconscious.

  • 07.19.2004 9:54 AM PDT
Subject: FOOD FIGHT!

With B.B. gone, the passion of Bungie.net has lessened.

Shai Hulud thows a container of Burger King's "Secret Sauce" at Yoozel... just because he has a funny name...



Hehe, Yoozel

  • 07.19.2004 9:58 AM PDT
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MasterGrunt44 attacks Shai Hulud with a pie for attacking a mod,especially yoozel because he's got a funny name.

  • 07.19.2004 10:44 AM PDT

With B.B. gone, the passion of Bungie.net has lessened.

Mmmmmmmm, Pie.

Shai Hulud eats your pie.

  • 07.19.2004 10:45 AM PDT
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Damn he is powerful.Okay then "Say hello to my little friend!"(MasterGrunt44 pulls out a frozen tuna and knocks Shai on his head)

  • 07.19.2004 10:50 AM PDT