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Subject: FOOD FIGHT!
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well, forget it, lets just fight the food! RAAAAAAAAAAR! *pulls out two Mac10s and breaks the chains and cell*

  • 07.20.2004 7:52 PM PDT
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through intense firefights ilovemuskrat makes it out of the fortress
"well im out of ammo!"
*discards guns and takes out two knives*
"where the crap am i?"

  • 07.20.2004 7:54 PM PDT
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an uncountable number of mushrooms (near 50,000 or so) surround ilovemuskrat.
"we come in pea-"
the mushroom was cut short because for no reason ilovemuskrat takes one of his knives and hurls it threw the mushrooms head. the mushroom falls down.
"BRING IT MUSHROOMS!"

  • 07.20.2004 7:57 PM PDT
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*ilovemuskrat takes the knife from the mushroom and stabs another and swings himself over the late mushroom kicking two other mushrooms back*
"wait human! we only want to help you with your crops and bring world peace and-"
*ilovemuskrat punts the mushroom 2 miles. ilovemuskrat slashes a mushroom while simultamiously stabbing another. after that, he stabs hsi knives into two mushrooms, one on his right and one on his left, and catapults himself into other mushrooms with maces*
"how did you get those!"
"all plot has been lost in this food fight! fear the wrath of my mace now! RAAAAAAAAAR!"

  • 07.20.2004 8:02 PM PDT
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*ilovemuskrat stabs his knives into the ground and flings himself forward (still holding onto the knives) and kicks the muchroom in front of him. he slashes mushroom after mushroom after mushroom but there are too many! will someone help him?!

  • 07.20.2004 8:05 PM PDT
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*sits on his cow and heads for Muskrat*

"Take my hand to avoid a fungi related death"

*saves muskrat*

* Leaves muskrat at the cafeteria entrance*

*dumps cole slaw on muskrat*

"Don't do drugs!!!!"

*gets his cow to run before he is attacked by a cole slaw covered muskrat*

[Edited on 7/21/2004 8:03:16 AM]

  • 07.20.2004 8:30 PM PDT
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*Prepares his hush puppy machine gun*

*aims at Muskrat*

*attacks with a barrage of 1000 hush puppies (even hush puppies are painful in huge amounts) *

"Take that!!!!"

  • 07.21.2004 8:05 AM PDT
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and then i sudenly jump in and start throwing hot pork pies at every one. (and miss imberisingly.)

[Edited on 7/21/2004 8:12:50 AM]

  • 07.21.2004 8:10 AM PDT
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*ilovemuskrat hurls a knife at Rath Illuser's cow, but the cow catches the knife in its teeth and slings it back at ilovemuskrat who catches it in his hand and stabs a mushroom that is behind him and slashes another mushroom then out of nowhere a goomba appears and screams*
"I WILL KILL YOU MARIO!"
*then mario appears with a .50cal AE Desert Eagle and blows a hole throw the goomba's head and then salutes ilovemuskrat and then Master Chief comes out and melees Mario in the back and Mario is knocked senseless and the flood come out and carry him off much like a group of big ants*
the master Chief says, "ONLY ONE GAMESTATION CAN BE HERE FOO'"
*Master Chief then takes out his Battle Rifle and passes ilovemuskrat dual Uzis*
"BRING IT MUSHROOMS!"
*ilovemuskrat and Master Chief waste all the remaining mushrooms*

  • 07.21.2004 8:17 AM PDT
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*ilovemuskrat dodges all the HushPuppies in Matrix style*

  • 07.21.2004 8:18 AM PDT
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*ilovemuskrat flings sharpened cheese wedges at moo*

  • 07.21.2004 8:19 AM PDT
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"Out of food, dang!"

*Calls his local covienance store for resupply*

*resupply arrives*

*Rath Launches celery at Muskrat*

"Looking good Master Chief!"



  • 07.21.2004 11:47 AM PDT
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*Rath uses the time of silence to build a barricade of stone around his armory of food*

*also sets up a carrot launching autoturret*

*eats a bread stick*

  • 07.22.2004 10:07 AM PDT