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Subject: What would be the ending youd find most amusing?

"You are, all of you, vermin. Cowering in the dirt, thinking... what? That you might escape the coming fire? Your world will burn until its surface is but glass!" -Prophet of Truth

Posted by: mr t0kit0s
The rookie finished his mission then all of a sudden it goes into a mortal kombat type theme with the 2 health bars at the top.

The Rookie! | Dare
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Dare wacks him and then its all a blur. Next thing you know your in the jungle with green hands and see Sarge infront of you taking your hand to lift you up. Then Arbiter comes behind
as you take a pistol and put it up his mouth.

"Were it so easy."

Then the screen goes black and you see a preview of Halo:Reach Campaign.
I'm pretty sure he says "Worried so easy"not that.

My ending is that when he gets out of the pod when you first start to play at the beginning you end up landing on your face and die.

The end.

  • 06.25.2009 9:09 PM PDT

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rookie turns out to be Bill Cosby, and the rest of the team gets run over by a pelican because the pilot antecedently vomits on the controls while watching chocolate rain on youtube. then the prophet eats himself, and halo 3 is completely re written, becoming Bungie's next big game (after reach).

  • 06.25.2009 9:47 PM PDT
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Posted by: defnop552
wow, my dick broke so i ain't getting it for a while!

UPDATE: Defnop552 has confirmed he has fixed his dick.

Posted by: Mr Munny
rookie turns out to be Bill Cosby, and the rest of the team gets run over by a pelican because the pilot antecedently vomits on the controls while watching chocolate rain on youtube. then the prophet eats himself, and halo 3 is completely re written, becoming Bungie's next big game (after reach).


What kind of drugs made you think of that? I want whatever you're having....

  • 06.25.2009 9:56 PM PDT

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its pineapple express man.....woahhhh...... lol

  • 06.25.2009 9:58 PM PDT

Smith Lords

Rookie's riding in a pelican when... a nuke goes off miles away and the nuclear fallout crashes the pelican. When you wake you're lying on your stomach and you can crawl forward out of the pelican and by clicking the left analog stick you stand-up but then fall back to the ground, and your visions fuzzy and about 20 feet down the road you roll onto your back and die of the radiation.

[Edited on 06.25.2009 10:00 PM PDT]

  • 06.25.2009 10:00 PM PDT

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Posted by: Smith Lords
Rookie's riding in a pelican when... a nuke goes off miles away and the nuclear fallout crashes the pelican. When you wake you're lying on your stomach and you can crawl forward out of the pelican and by clicking the left analog stick you stand-up but then fall back to the ground, and your visions fuzzy and about 20 feet down the road you roll onto your back and die of the radiation.

cod 4 reference? lmao

i dont care how it ends as long as there is no cliffhanger!

  • 06.25.2009 10:07 PM PDT

waz up

a final episode of a sitcom type thing with the best scenes music and bloopers such as the rookie when he jumps out of his pod lands on his head and snaps his neck

  • 06.25.2009 10:08 PM PDT

POCZ

lol this is great

  • 06.25.2009 10:16 PM PDT

Do a barrel roll!
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I'd like to cancel the game.

  • 06.25.2009 10:18 PM PDT

Posted By: Jake TheSnake34
I'd like to cancel the game.

Buzzkill...

  • 06.25.2009 10:27 PM PDT
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I would love this to happen.

[Edited on 06.25.2009 11:28 PM PDT]

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As a great man has said before "..." That is where the truth lies my friends

The Rookie is walking away from dare who is getting on to a pelican and she says "Hey Kid, Catch!"

The Rookie turns to catch the Recon Helmet only to find out that Dare is Mean Joe Green, and that Coke was the worst Soda ever.

The Rookie's lasts words before the Credits were "I Jerked the Dragon to that, Awww... FU!" And it cuts to credits before he can say the F-Bomb. On legendary Dare's helmet has a sticky grenade in it, and her last line is "Bet ya can't stick it.!"

  • 06.26.2009 12:16 AM PDT

Dare and the Rookiee become trapped on a small caribbean island with only a single house there. The very end shows them walking towards the house with Dare saying "we might as well make the most of this" and then the screen turns to black. The ledgendary ending could show the rookiee with his helmet off sitting down while Dare is taking her armor off, all of it ;)

  • 06.26.2009 1:25 AM PDT

It's like a retard riding a bicycle while eating hot wings.
Sometimes you have to take the bike seat off to really enjoy it.

While JD is falling from his drop pod he lands on the memorial at the end of Halo 3, shortly after the Arbiter leaves Lord Hood sentences him 25 - life. You have to -blam!- your foes and make shanks to survive, and he breaks out of space jail and wins.

  • 06.26.2009 1:40 AM PDT
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the rookie is master cheifs son.

  • 06.26.2009 1:43 AM PDT

Get in the flask!

that mikey mouse was with the covenant and mcdonalds was controling him lol

  • 06.26.2009 1:53 AM PDT

o o i know one that might be hilarious you know everyone says that the rookie is JD of scrubs
so in the end of the game the rookie looks up and the camera shifts to the sky than he has a inner monologue with a recap of all the human covenant war

  • 06.26.2009 2:59 AM PDT

I'll hold the rope..... and the camera. 'Cause I'm a multitasker like that.

As agile as a cougar on a young man.

Ok, if you say so boss!

Wildcard Machinima!

At the end everything gets all wierd and impossible things happen, like Dare turns in to the rookie and they stare each other down, then the Rookie clutchs his head and falls to the ground screaming. You wake up at the end of Halo 3 in a hospital bed and you find out it was all a dream. You were in a coma the entire time since you fell out of your pod. You will never walk again.

  • 06.26.2009 5:25 AM PDT
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Underneath the Rookie's helmet is another helmet.

  • 06.26.2009 5:26 AM PDT

Yep. Love Reach.

It would be cool if at the end the Rookie found out that it was all a dream. Then the next day he got dropped into New Mombasa. Then it's the same thing all over again. It would be the longest campaign but it would get boring the 12th time you played it lol.

  • 06.26.2009 5:29 AM PDT

I'll hold the rope..... and the camera. 'Cause I'm a multitasker like that.

As agile as a cougar on a young man.

Ok, if you say so boss!

Wildcard Machinima!

HA!

  • 06.26.2009 5:29 AM PDT

Why don't we just share the hill?

if never gonna give you up started playing

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  • 06.26.2009 5:29 AM PDT

I'll hold the rope..... and the camera. 'Cause I'm a multitasker like that.

As agile as a cougar on a young man.

Ok, if you say so boss!

Wildcard Machinima!

They play the music and then a brute walks up and assassinates you and they start dancing and grunts, jackals, and hunters all join in. At the end it says you got (I'm not sure if I'm alowed by Bungie to do this but) rick rolled, -blam!-!

  • 06.26.2009 5:34 AM PDT

at the end, you kill DARE, then you step on a trip mine.
kablammo

Halo 3 starts

  • 06.26.2009 5:44 AM PDT

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