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*Nibbles on Waffle*

(>^#^<)
(>^-^<)

STATUS REPORT:
NEW WORLD DISCOVERED
FLOOD PARASITES HAVE TAKEN.... REBOOT ____________________

COMMENCING.... PLEASE WAIT WHILE THE SERVER IS LOADING...

ERROR CODE 3.14596478
PROTOCOL FAILURE.
PLEASE WAIT WHILE THE A.I REBOOTS THE SERVER.
MALFUNCTION.
A.I HAS FAILED TO REBOOT AND IS SHOWING SIGNS OF RAMPANT...
RAMPANT CONFIRMED.
TERMINATION OF A.I IS UNDER WAY.
A.I TERMINATED.
REBOOT INCOMPLETE.
STATUS: UNSTABLE
[DARE.V.500341 (s1)]: "CAPTAIN! The Ro..."
[EXPLOSION (9.2301s)]
[STATIC (6.4391s)]
[SMN. ACTUAL]: "DARE!"
[SMN. ACTUAL]: "Sgt. Josh... report to the bridge immediately."
[SGT. JOSH]: " Sir, my hands are a little full right now"
[DARE.V.500341 (s1)] "OH GOD! SHOOT IT! SHOOT IT!"
[SGT. JOSH]: "Captain... I think you might want to take a look at this..."
[DARE.V.500341 (s1)]: OH GOD! WHAT IS THAT! AHHH __________
[STATIC 9.8171s)]
[SUPERINTENDENT]: "OBEY POSTED LIMITS"
TRANSMISSION TERMINATED__________________

  • 06.26.2009 2:14 AM PDT

Posted by: ANinjaGuardian
I would name my son Ezio Shepard Mactavish Vakarian Arbiter.

I find this faily.

  • 06.26.2009 2:17 AM PDT

Get in the flask!

flood :D i like flood not really i just like killing the tanks :D

  • 06.26.2009 2:18 AM PDT
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Sighs... Lost me at Flood.

  • 06.26.2009 2:19 AM PDT

Posted by: LIME31
I got his sarcasm...one person has to implement sarcasm and then you get a pile of terrorist chipmunks crashing your party, not fun at all..

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[SMN. ACTUAL]: "Sgt. Josh... report to the bridge immediately."
[SUPERINTENDENT]: "OBEY POSTED LIMITS"


Could've been a nice fanfic sorta thing if it slightly resembled canon.

  • 06.26.2009 2:23 AM PDT

Obvious fail is obvious. What were you trying to achieve with this exactly?

  • 06.26.2009 2:54 AM PDT
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This fails. Bungie did this before announcing ODST to build up the hype. We don't want to read this.

  • 06.26.2009 2:56 AM PDT

The fight has been complete.... now get the cookies!

While we certainly share your enthusiasm for the return, we here at the Bungie.net community are mostly made up of snarky asses and jerks who will ridicule you for making a thread about something revealed months ago. We regret that your innocent intentions will almost certainly be replied with anger and sarcasm, and politely invite you to don your Flame-suit, because you just did the internet equivalent of jumping up the Construct lifts.

No flood are in ODST at this moment flood is far far far far away from reaching Earth at the moment.

  • 06.26.2009 6:53 AM PDT