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When I grow up, I want to be just like goofenhour.
I think that Master Cheif took a DeLorean to the future trying to save the Arbiter from getting imprisoned by the UNSC for stealing from a museum, but instead buy's a Sport Collector's book that contained every single final score for multiple sports for 50 years where he would go back to the past and place bets on some games which will give him easy money. Someone in the future then steals his idea then goes back to the past in the DeLorean and gives himself the book. That person just so happened to be the Prophet of Regret and then he bets millions of dollars on games such as horse racing, and messes up the future by being the single most powerful person in the world. Then the Master Chief then realizes that he messed up big time, and trys to go back to the past and retrive the book from the Prophet of regret while riding his skateboard on the back of a 55' Chevy, and then while jumping in the car for the book, The Prophet of Regret hits the accelerator and goes 88 miles per hours, but not realizing that he only had half the plutonium he needed to get a full slipspace rupture, the Master Chief's half side of the car then travels into the future where his car just so happened to turn into have of a UNSC frigate in mid slipspace, where Cortana puts him in a Cyrotube. Then he just so happens to head toward Mars where Cortana soon realizes it and they crash land onto the planet. That's when Master Cheif becomes apart of the new UNSC vessel...... Marathon.
So what do you guys think of my theroy?
[Edited on 06.27.2009 8:26 AM PDT]