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Subject: Bnet Archive of Hilarity. (Now easier to view)

All our dreams come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.
The friend in my adversity I shall always cherish most. I can better trust those who helped to relieve the gloom of my dark hours than those who are so ready to enjoy with me the sunshine of my prosperity.

Posted by: Harlow
Davey is beyond any shadow of a doubt that red haired F-Blam!- tryhard that would always keep you from seeing the Deku Tree.


[16:45] kalriq: because you're a living legend --<3

Well I've been a part of Bnet for about two and a half years, and I just wanted to post a few "Memories" that I'm sure we all got a laugh out of. A Re-union of sorts for all of us.
UPDATE: Im reducing this thread to only the FUNNIEST, and most memorable of them. Its gonna be a few days, but I'm working on it.

Updated- Sorted by Forum.

Halo:Reach Forum
Out DMR'd Noob!
Jump to Conclusions
o hello
Erectile Bloom
How to troll reach?
Best bump ever.
Colorblind Gamer. (4th page quotes the OP)
MC may be a woman!
bump
Why does this have 8 pages?
Does anybody want to date me?
The best bump ever.


Halo 3: ODST Forum
ODST Forum is funny.*
ODST may give us some competition it seems..*
Kinda made me laugh.*


Halo 3 Forum
Harddrive photos?*
Dancing marine*
Screw Assassin Armor(Included because it is legendary) *
Priceless..General Button layout*
lmao...great..*
Murphy's laws of halo*
Your ban is over huh?*
Foman..we know you hate cats, and yes you're going to hell.*
Shishka owning kids*
Shishka owning more kids..*
Why am i not exalted heroic member?*
Killing the big crab*
How does i get into matchmaking?*
Spartan Bruce*
How many kills with your pp?*
I double teamed cortana!-Found by Eriskster*
FoMan wants a Warthog mounted megan fox.*
This one =]*
Press B to Highfive!*
The Legendary Maps are a failure!
New map revealed
The world's first legit killtacular
Looks like he's gone pro.
The sniper shoots too far!
Sandbox is actually just Lockout, from H2
I fixed your maps for you bungie


Optimatch Forum
Look, I'm in egypt, I see the pyramids!*


Bungie Universe Forum
No wonder humanity..
Wow..*


Bungie Community Forum
The Screw*
Skiska u got it good*
Stosh owned tinman*
Expensive Forge*
April Fool's 09*
Shishka in a tutu?*
Pin this Topic*
Stosh gets fired*
Bungie Points*
Monty Python
Downloading
Joseph Staten Meme
B.net Achievements
How do I ban people?
April Fool's 2010
Boogne took my map!
Tide the leader!
Best layout ever
Forum 50's
I have the superintendent in my possession
ILL CALL CHUCK NORRIS
Bungie, I want moistly in reach
Denial is hard.
Signatures.
List of naughty words.



The Flood
I am dumd*
I fed it a fugecicle*
14 INCH BUTT HAIR.**
I look like a pigeon*
Elite fetish*
Wow..El's epicness*
Shishka on another rampage*
Is it supposed to be like this when I'm banned?*
why do people hate me?*
Bathroom Candy*
Dangers of intimate interaction with one's self.*
Freakin 'lol*
Im in love with my character on Mass Effect*
How do you like your women? (This thread is win.)*
K Mart is on a roll. Read the entire thread.
Origin of the Xbox.com Meme
The neotoric sovereignty of Bel-Air
Cool..Story..Bro
Quote of the year thread
The OP family.
Tabs.
Epic Fail thread


Other:
Waaahmbulance.*
Goes with guytobanppl.*

[Edited on 05.27.2011 2:38 PM PDT]

  • 06.28.2009 8:37 AM PDT
Subject: Bnet Memories

Five years older and wiser
The fires are burning, I'm fire, never tire
Slay warriors in the forests, and on hire

LMAO this is good keep adding more

My memorie: When you could write in different colours before halo 2, and the forums were overly spammed with different colours. Or was this just a dream? :S

[Edited on 06.28.2009 9:13 AM PDT]

  • 06.28.2009 9:08 AM PDT
Subject: Bnet Archive of Hilarity.

All our dreams come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.
The friend in my adversity I shall always cherish most. I can better trust those who helped to relieve the gloom of my dark hours than those who are so ready to enjoy with me the sunshine of my prosperity.

Posted by: Harlow
Davey is beyond any shadow of a doubt that red haired F-Blam!- tryhard that would always keep you from seeing the Deku Tree.


[16:45] kalriq: because you're a living legend --<3

Reserved.

[Edited on 07.15.2009 12:33 AM PDT]

  • 06.28.2009 9:17 AM PDT
Subject: Bnet Memories

Owners of the Katana: A place for those who have a Katana or over 1000GS in Halo 3.

Posted by: SHADOW167
Somewhere out there... in an alternate reality... Marty decided to stay in the ad jingle business, bringing about an age of amazingly orchestrated Pampers commercials.

Posted by: ApocalypeX
LMAO this is good keep adding more

My memorie: When you could write in different colours before halo 2, and the forums were overly spammed with different colours. Or was this just a dream? :S

Not just a dream, several years ago you could've used colours on Bungie.net.

  • 06.28.2009 9:34 AM PDT

Posted by: nubyw00tz
Posted by: ApocalypeX
LMAO this is good keep adding more

My memorie: When you could write in different colours before halo 2, and the forums were overly spammed with different colours. Or was this just a dream? :S

Not just a dream, several years ago you could've used colours on Bungie.net.


Wow, I never knew that! I joined a month after Halo 3's release, so I've been about 1 1/2 years. My posts would've been Lime Green :)

Hai nuby.

  • 06.28.2009 9:38 AM PDT

All our dreams come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.
The friend in my adversity I shall always cherish most. I can better trust those who helped to relieve the gloom of my dark hours than those who are so ready to enjoy with me the sunshine of my prosperity.

Posted by: Harlow
Davey is beyond any shadow of a doubt that red haired F-Blam!- tryhard that would always keep you from seeing the Deku Tree.


[16:45] kalriq: because you're a living legend --<3

Posted by: TorqueBowBeast
Posted by: nubyw00tz
Posted by: ApocalypeX
LMAO this is good keep adding more

My memorie: When you could write in different colours before halo 2, and the forums were overly spammed with different colours. Or was this just a dream? :S

Not just a dream, several years ago you could've used colours on Bungie.net.


Wow, I never knew that! I joined a month after Halo 3's release, so I've been about 1 1/2 years. My posts would've been Lime Green :)

Hai nuby.


I'm just waiting for someone to say "pink posts ftw." outta nowhere..

  • 06.28.2009 9:40 AM PDT
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“To say more would spoil be it’s overall its a game that needs to be played.” - Aristotle

I'm a tad older, I remember a few more of the really, REALLY ancient theories that sparked a lot of discussion in the Halo 3 Forum. The thread that held my first post, and the thread that was the center of discussion for conspiracy theories of Halo 3 early on, happened to be Iceman Assass1n's thread about how a Halo ring must inevitably be activated, and how all life in the universe is doomed one way or the other.

Unfortunately I can't find the thread, but I remember that it sparked a great deal of discussion. It was an interesting theory, and eventually the thread evolved into a discussion center where theorists bounced ideas off one another.

  • 06.28.2009 9:41 AM PDT

if knowledge is power and power corrupts, isn't knowledge therefore dangerous?
Black Tower

this thread has some good threads.

  • 06.28.2009 9:43 AM PDT

All our dreams come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.
The friend in my adversity I shall always cherish most. I can better trust those who helped to relieve the gloom of my dark hours than those who are so ready to enjoy with me the sunshine of my prosperity.

Posted by: Harlow
Davey is beyond any shadow of a doubt that red haired F-Blam!- tryhard that would always keep you from seeing the Deku Tree.


[16:45] kalriq: because you're a living legend --<3

Posted by: spartan11bungie
this thread has some good threads.


Thank you very much. I'll start adding to the OP.
I'll start putting in serious ones as well, not just ones for amusement.

  • 06.28.2009 9:45 AM PDT

ooga booga boooh

By far THE single greatest thread. Evar. You were either there, or you weren't.

  • 06.28.2009 9:48 AM PDT

This is making me wanting to start on my little project for this kind of stuff.

  • 06.28.2009 9:48 AM PDT
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“To say more would spoil be it’s overall its a game that needs to be played.” - Aristotle

Posted by: jacob crawford
By far THE single greatest thread. Evar. You were either there, or you weren't.

This is very, very true. This is the best thread ever.

  • 06.28.2009 9:53 AM PDT

Five years older and wiser
The fires are burning, I'm fire, never tire
Slay warriors in the forests, and on hire

Now look at the Reach Forum endless threads of rubish, and the creators being made a laughing stock:

?
blog
Strange Haze?
Tail?
Silenced Weapons
Epic Theory

  • 06.28.2009 9:55 AM PDT

Owners of the Katana: A place for those who have a Katana or over 1000GS in Halo 3.

Posted by: SHADOW167
Somewhere out there... in an alternate reality... Marty decided to stay in the ad jingle business, bringing about an age of amazingly orchestrated Pampers commercials.

This one is probably my favourite.

  • 06.28.2009 9:57 AM PDT
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Posted by: Lord Snakie
Posted by: jacob crawford
By far THE single greatest thread. Evar. You were either there, or you weren't.

This is very, very true. This is the best thread ever.

It's a great idea, but I like the pie thread more.


By the way, you should get on Halo, Shane. And when I say Halo, I mean Halo 3, not Halo Wars or Mass Effect or Fallout 3. Do it.

  • 06.28.2009 9:59 AM PDT

ooga booga boooh

Posted by: Lord Snakie
Posted by: jacob crawford
By far THE single greatest thread. Evar. You were either there, or you weren't.

This is very, very true. This is the best thread ever.


Charvet for mods!

  • 06.28.2009 10:00 AM PDT

All our dreams come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.
The friend in my adversity I shall always cherish most. I can better trust those who helped to relieve the gloom of my dark hours than those who are so ready to enjoy with me the sunshine of my prosperity.

Posted by: Harlow
Davey is beyond any shadow of a doubt that red haired F-Blam!- tryhard that would always keep you from seeing the Deku Tree.


[16:45] kalriq: because you're a living legend --<3

Posted by: jacob crawford
Posted by: Lord Snakie
Posted by: jacob crawford
By far THE single greatest thread. Evar. You were either there, or you weren't.

This is very, very true. This is the best thread ever.


Charvet for mods!

lmao. I'm putting that in the OP. That is great..

  • 06.28.2009 10:03 AM PDT
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Posted by: Cloxverto
Posted by: jacob crawford
Posted by: Lord Snakie
Posted by: jacob crawford
By far THE single greatest thread. Evar. You were either there, or you weren't.

This is very, very true. This is the best thread ever.


Charvet for mods!

lmao. I'm putting that in the OP. That is great..
I was there. On a alt though.

  • 06.28.2009 10:11 AM PDT
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Oh and if Kitchen 8, and DO YOU LIKE PIE? hadn't been deleted, they would so be up there.

  • 06.28.2009 10:14 AM PDT

-blam!- Was that actually blammed out? Or did I just type it? You'll never know.

This thread was fun.

  • 06.28.2009 10:16 AM PDT

Five years older and wiser
The fires are burning, I'm fire, never tire
Slay warriors in the forests, and on hire

Will i have to start again?

  • 06.28.2009 10:20 AM PDT
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Posted by: dahuterschuter
This thread was fun.
Yes. Somebody, quickly link to the 14 inch butt hair thread!

Oh, here we go.

Damn that was a good one.

[Edited on 06.28.2009 10:22 AM PDT]

  • 06.28.2009 10:20 AM PDT
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Posted by: ApocalypeX
Will i have to start again?
I've seen better.

  • 06.28.2009 10:21 AM PDT

All our dreams come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.
The friend in my adversity I shall always cherish most. I can better trust those who helped to relieve the gloom of my dark hours than those who are so ready to enjoy with me the sunshine of my prosperity.

Posted by: Harlow
Davey is beyond any shadow of a doubt that red haired F-Blam!- tryhard that would always keep you from seeing the Deku Tree.


[16:45] kalriq: because you're a living legend --<3

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Posted by: dahuterschuter
This thread was fun.
Yes. Somebody, quickly link to the 8 inch butt hair thread!


Added. Along with the Halo:Reach forum one.

  • 06.28.2009 10:22 AM PDT
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Posted by: Cloxverto
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Posted by: dahuterschuter
This thread was fun.
Yes. Somebody, quickly link to the 8 inch butt hair thread!


Added. Along with the Halo:Reach forum one.
Here's another good one, although I may be bias because I made it.

  • 06.28.2009 10:24 AM PDT