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Subject: Bnet Archive of Hilarity.

Hello kitty ROCKS

[Edited on 01.17.2010 6:33 PM PST]

  • 01.17.2010 6:04 PM PDT

DMH | TMA | Blueprint

Can't be too careful with your company. I can feel the devil walking next to me.

Posted by: Blade
Hello kitty ROCKS
Oh dear lord, that was AWESOME! Too bad Mykester is banned, though...

  • 01.18.2010 12:55 PM PDT

Posted by: evilcam
That...probably means that Laserking has either an insanely accurate logical method of deriving people's reactions to things, or he possesses pre-cognition. Either way:LASERKING for Mods!

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I didn't go to every single thread linked in the OP, so I don't know if this quote is in one of them. I can't remember the thread, but I thought this quote was pretty funny.

Posted by: Recon Number54:
"People who want to say nasty words are all big poopie-heads. Yeah, I said it. I went there. And I am not sorry. Well, maybe a little."

  • 01.19.2010 9:50 AM PDT

Why not stop by my File Share while you're here?

~Long Live Halo 2
Only regret is I didn't play more of it.

If you haven't noticed by now, I'm sort of a jerk.

Posted by: jacob crawford
By far THE single greatest thread. Evar. You were either there, or you weren't.
I had my account at the time, but I didn't know any forum other than the Halo 3 forum existed.
Makes me sad.

:(

[Edited on 01.24.2010 7:44 AM PST]

  • 01.24.2010 7:43 AM PDT

Oonsk.

  • 01.24.2010 8:20 AM PDT

I'm blue da ba di da ba dai!

Not sure if it was posted yet.

  • 01.24.2010 8:26 AM PDT

Posted by: A Bit Of Zero
This thread would have appealed to me more if it was written with crayons.
Posted by: King Dutchy
I broke one of the cords for my X11s because I couldn't get past the final American course in Doritos Crash Course.

To OP - could you be bothered putting them in order of what forum they came from (with heading). i.e.

Commumity
1.
2.
3.

Halo3
1.
2.
3.

etc.
would just seem easier to read.

  • 01.24.2010 12:38 PM PDT

All our dreams come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.
The friend in my adversity I shall always cherish most. I can better trust those who helped to relieve the gloom of my dark hours than those who are so ready to enjoy with me the sunshine of my prosperity.

Posted by: Harlow
Davey is beyond any shadow of a doubt that red haired F-Blam!- tryhard that would always keep you from seeing the Deku Tree.


[16:45] kalriq: because you're a living legend --<3

Posted by: SkilPhil
To OP - could you be bothered putting them in order of what forum they came from (with heading). i.e.

Commumity
1.
2.
3.

Halo3
1.
2.
3.

etc.
would just seem easier to read.


Good idea. I'll work on that.

  • 01.25.2010 3:51 AM PDT

DMH | TMA | Blueprint

Can't be too careful with your company. I can feel the devil walking next to me.

[Edited on 11.28.2009 9:24 PM PST by Sierra-259]

[Edited on 01.25.2010 10:34 AM PST]

  • 01.25.2010 10:33 AM PDT

Carpe Diem - Carpe Coffee

Astronomy Picture of the Day!

Let's play jump to conlusions!

  • 01.25.2010 10:34 AM PDT

i c u thar c' ing my signiture

Yours in _Kai_

most of those are really funny, this is a great combination, lol this is like waaambulance but on a more common scale

  • 01.25.2010 11:02 AM PDT
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Posted by: Primum Agmen
A tosser is the same as a wanker. To toss oneself off is to fondle the trouser weasel.


Achronos

Joe Staten

My favorite one is a tie between "guy to ban people" and "do you like pie" threads.

  • 02.01.2010 12:18 AM PDT
Subject: Bnet Memories

(') (')
(0_o) ROAR!!!
(") (")

Shiska is a beast!

  • 02.01.2010 7:28 AM PDT
Subject: Bnet Archive of Hilarity. (Now easier to view)

Posted by: A Bit Of Zero
This thread would have appealed to me more if it was written with crayons.
Posted by: King Dutchy
I broke one of the cords for my X11s because I couldn't get past the final American course in Doritos Crash Course.

Police Chase. Not totaly hilarious but a pretty cool thread non the less, the Flood thought they may have wittnessed a death live on telly.
Also posts lookin pretty clean now, I like it.

[Edited on 02.04.2010 12:04 PM PST]

  • 02.04.2010 11:58 AM PDT
Subject: Bnet Memories

"There's daggers in men's smiles." - Donalbain, Macbeth, Act II, scene iii

The only threads I remember looking at first-hand are the Screw and the "I wat to clear halo of retards" one.

The intimate relations with self made me laugh. As well as the Warthog mounted Megan Fox.

Thanks, OP =D

  • 02.04.2010 12:11 PM PDT

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The fires are burning, I'm fire, never tire
Slay warriors in the forests, and on hire

http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=35095201

  • 02.09.2010 9:29 AM PDT
Subject: Bnet Archive of Hilarity. (Now easier to view)
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Best.Example.EVAR!

[Edited on 02.17.2010 6:31 AM PST]

  • 02.17.2010 6:20 AM PDT

"There's daggers in men's smiles." - Donalbain, Macbeth, Act II, scene iii

The boob thread should be added to the Flood's list.

[Edited on 02.17.2010 7:14 AM PST]

  • 02.17.2010 7:11 AM PDT

I remember this one because I got pissed of that a Mod was going along with a joke instead of locking the thread, but I was still upset that I was banned a week earlier.
Anyway I beat Bungie Pro, can i haz reconz?

  • 02.17.2010 12:01 PM PDT

Basically, I make the best topics ever.

Feedback!
Duardo: This thread is locked for being stupid.
cortana 5 : It's perpetually my time of the month and I'm just grouchy.
Foman: I see absolutely no reason, either theoretical or practical, that this is not a superb idea. Excellent work, my friend.

I still laugh.

  • 02.18.2010 10:03 PM PDT
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How Do I Ban People?
Owned
What to do if You are Sitting Next to An Idiot on an Airplane

[Edited on 02.19.2010 7:31 AM PST]

  • 02.19.2010 7:23 AM PDT

Five years older and wiser
The fires are burning, I'm fire, never tire
Slay warriors in the forests, and on hire

Yes how do i ban people is worthy.

  • 02.19.2010 9:19 AM PDT

Holy crap i can't believe one of my threads made it on there :D

  • 02.19.2010 9:32 AM PDT

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Furry Forever óÓÒò

Supreme mastery therefore, is not to be victorious in all your battles; supreme excellence is to be victorious without fighting.

"Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. "

May I recommend this thread?

  • 02.20.2010 4:03 PM PDT
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Twitter.
WyIdfyre: 'lol, who the hell would even wear those?'
AuSam: 'lol, who the hell would even have sex with dogs?'

-K-

My god, I cannot believe how stupid or funny some people are on these forums!
I love this place!
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  • 02.21.2010 12:45 PM PDT