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Subject: Bnet Archive of Hilarity. (Now easier to view)


Posted by: SonicJohn
Posted by: Little Zeke

Posted by: RC Clone
urk bans fail troll. Topic explodes with replies.
How is that funny? Urk banned somebody. He didn't do or say anything witty.
How is "oh he ban" not witty?

Haha, I thought that was a class act.

  • 03.24.2011 9:33 AM PDT

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[*Please note that anything in my posts is likely to be filled with sarcasm, and should be taken with a pinch of salt. I tend to help people, usually*]

Posted by: Raaascal
Just out of curiosity, when you open this thread, does it say 'Bnet Memories' at the top?
That was the original name of the thread. When you reply to posts, you somehow retain the Subject title as part of your post, so if someone replies to your thread with "Bnet Memories" as the title, then it will carry over and be part of your post, and if people reply to that, it continues, regardless of the edited title of the thread.

You actually used to be able to edit the Subject in your post, which resulted in a lot of hilarity when it would appear at the top of the next page (or if you were the top poster at the top of a page, it would change for that page).

Good times.

  • 03.24.2011 9:34 AM PDT

Posted By: The Gaming Lord:
" xXSAVIORS0ULXx has basically hit the credit cap everyday since release. His parents must be so proud."

Posted By: DooMBrIIngeR
"i have been playin reech it is kewl game i like 2 spam armer lawk in it its fun and i win against good peopls. i plai cod alot so idk much about halo. wat is halo ce?"

This guy getting owned was quite funny to me at the time.

  • 03.24.2011 11:02 AM PDT
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Is Cloxverto even updating this thread anymore? Seems like not. It's still fun to remember the good lod times when these forums were funny.

  • 03.24.2011 11:27 AM PDT
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Im geyy im very very gey u wanna swallow mine inky dinky?

  • 03.24.2011 11:37 AM PDT

Beware the smiley face! =D

This is getting funny.

http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=58326983

  • 03.27.2011 12:54 PM PDT
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MROS (Mindless Rabble of Scientists) - A group to discuss any aspect of science

Posted by: R3ACTlON
Hard is good.

lols

  • 03.27.2011 12:57 PM PDT

My Reach stats

Posted by: Mike Huntt
Stupid colonels trying to talk down to people above them. They're like the homeless people of Halo's socioeconomic scale. They stink, they get in the way, they abuse people they shouldn't and they think they can do anything.

Get out of here you smelly colonels.

lololol. The replies were even funnier

  • 03.27.2011 2:21 PM PDT
Subject: Bnet Memories

It's not about how sexy I am...

... well, it is, but that's beside the point.

Whoa, I'm glad I found the Bungie forums! This looks like nothing but a blast!

  • 03.30.2011 1:02 PM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.

Ya totes.

  • 03.30.2011 8:05 PM PDT

"You build on failure. You use it as a stepping stone. Close the door on the past. You don't try to forget the mistakes, but you don't dwell on it. You don't let it have any of your energy, or any of your time, or any of your space." -Johnny Cash


Posted by: RC Clone
Ya totes.

You beat me to it, but I would indeed suggest this awesome thread of ya totes.

  • 03.30.2011 8:07 PM PDT

I'm going to invade your heart like a barn swallow high on milk chocolate and grandma love.

Fairness is only possible within the limited powers of man. Elsewhere, there is only chance.

Thus I refute thee.

This may be funny enough

PS I am a man.

  • 04.01.2011 11:16 PM PDT
Subject: Bnet Archive of Hilarity. (Now easier to view)

BATTLEFRAG 091 - PraetoriaGuard Member

I am amazed that Moistly is not in it.

and

This was pretty funny, too

  • 04.02.2011 12:01 AM PDT

HFCS verb \hiff-cix\
1 a: The act of using the Unleash Ninjas button, and performing a moderation act.

These a pretty funny.

[Edited on 12.02.2011 5:21 AM PST]

  • 04.04.2011 6:53 PM PDT

Let's be honest, it could be a lot worse.

I read the one in the flood called "14 INCH BUTT HAIR.**"

Nastiest thing ever !

  • 05.05.2011 6:17 PM PDT


Posted by: Cloxverto

Jump to Conclusions


Woah! The Mods/Bungie employees have the ability to post images directly?! How come they don't do it more often?

  • 05.05.2011 8:13 PM PDT

Posted by: Dustin 6047
Troll confirmed. I never even insulted you

Posted by: Dustin 6047
OP - You're a dumbass with the reading comprehension skills of a second grader.


Can someone tell me what's wrong with these two, this made me LOL hard.

It's a VERY long story. A long story filled with crying, 14 inch- Wait, not that. Crying and liquor. Yeah, let's say that.
Posted by: Miz Euphoria

Posted by: Cloxverto

Jump to Conclusions


Woah! The Mods/Bungie employees have the ability to post images directly?! How come they don't do it more often?

  • 05.07.2011 12:38 AM PDT

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The friend in my adversity I shall always cherish most. I can better trust those who helped to relieve the gloom of my dark hours than those who are so ready to enjoy with me the sunshine of my prosperity.

Posted by: Harlow
Davey is beyond any shadow of a doubt that red haired F-Blam!- tryhard that would always keep you from seeing the Deku Tree.


[16:45] kalriq: because you're a living legend --<3

They don't do it more often because it tends to derail the threads entirely.


Also, feel free to PM me with new updates, I'm gonna restart updating it again.

  • 05.09.2011 8:54 AM PDT

I have leaked images of your mother, Trebek!

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I made the mistake of opening the "pryamid" thread...I froze firefox.

  • 05.09.2011 9:56 AM PDT
Subject: Bnet Archive of Hilarity.

That was pretty funny.
Posted by: ExquisiteDragon
I'm gonna sue Bungie!

  • 05.28.2011 9:34 AM PDT
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Just wait and you'll see it.

Someone definitely needed to post this here, unfortunately you won't quite get the joke unless you read the BWU for May 27th.

  • 05.28.2011 10:16 AM PDT

Posted by: Great_Pretender
Case and point: don't worry about it. Girls start getting boobies pretty soon, and then you'll have plenty of other things to think about. Being an Inheritor is not a life goal.
-TGP-

Ye olde switcheroo. LOL

  • 06.02.2011 11:05 PM PDT

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Thank you for assembling this. I haven't laughed this hard in ages!

  • 06.03.2011 12:03 AM PDT