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Subject: Bnet Archive of Hilarity.

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Posted by: KidWitPotential
ya know, im proud to be an inverted player, its like we're a rare breed or something


Do NOT send me Recruitment Letters, doing so will get you blocked faster than you can say "Huh?"

I'll try and find the thread were Foman went crazy for cows.

Edit: Whoops...just remembered it was Recon that did that.

[Edited on 07.08.2009 6:18 PM PDT]

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Posted by: sparten110
I'll try and find the thread were Foman went crazy for cows.

Edit: Whoops...just remembered it was Recon that did that.


There is one with Foman and Megan Fox, let me see if I can find it.

Found it.

[Edited on 07.12.2009 4:46 PM PDT]

  • 07.12.2009 4:43 PM PDT
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vanert says: Apparently he went to college with Stosh.
Killane says:
Stosh went to college?
Posted by: stosh
I'm a college dropout.

Here's a fairly recent one.

  • 07.12.2009 5:18 PM PDT

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The first reply in this one made me laugh

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awesome thanks

  • 07.12.2009 5:44 PM PDT

All our dreams come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.
The friend in my adversity I shall always cherish most. I can better trust those who helped to relieve the gloom of my dark hours than those who are so ready to enjoy with me the sunshine of my prosperity.

Posted by: Harlow
Davey is beyond any shadow of a doubt that red haired F-Blam!- tryhard that would always keep you from seeing the Deku Tree.


[16:45] kalriq: because you're a living legend --<3

Im back from Banadu! Anyways, I'll be updating the OP again soon. Keep on posting. =)

[Edited on 07.12.2009 8:55 PM PDT]

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vanert says: Apparently he went to college with Stosh.
Killane says:
Stosh went to college?
Posted by: stosh
I'm a college dropout.

Posted by: Cloxverto
Im back from Banadu! Anyways, I'll be updating the OP again soon. Keep on posting. =)

Glad you're back =]

  • 07.12.2009 8:56 PM PDT

All our dreams come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.
The friend in my adversity I shall always cherish most. I can better trust those who helped to relieve the gloom of my dark hours than those who are so ready to enjoy with me the sunshine of my prosperity.

Posted by: Harlow
Davey is beyond any shadow of a doubt that red haired F-Blam!- tryhard that would always keep you from seeing the Deku Tree.


[16:45] kalriq: because you're a living legend --<3

Same. Bet Duardo doesn't miss me though. =p Anyways, Im getting to work on the OP.

Edit: OP Updated again. Have fun laughing.

Posted by: vanert
Posted by: Cloxverto
Im back from Banadu! Anyways, I'll be updating the OP again soon. Keep on posting. =)

Glad you're back =]




[Edited on 07.12.2009 9:12 PM PDT]

  • 07.12.2009 9:00 PM PDT
Subject: Bnet Memories

From Cyro to Meta

that brought smiles to my face, great thread man, great thread

  • 07.12.2009 9:56 PM PDT
Subject: Bnet Archive of Hilarity.

Posted by: neoshogun
Posted by: Yoozel
Neo has officially been promoted to barf cleaner-upper and pukee hair holder.
I am honored to have that position. While your barfing I can steal your wallets!

It's creepy enough that people stalk Bungie via Webcams, but it's even worse how they stalk back.

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Stosh gets fired
lolwut?

  • 07.12.2009 11:43 PM PDT

All our dreams come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.
The friend in my adversity I shall always cherish most. I can better trust those who helped to relieve the gloom of my dark hours than those who are so ready to enjoy with me the sunshine of my prosperity.

Posted by: Harlow
Davey is beyond any shadow of a doubt that red haired F-Blam!- tryhard that would always keep you from seeing the Deku Tree.


[16:45] kalriq: because you're a living legend --<3

Posted by: neoshogun
Pin this topic
Stosh gets fired
lolwut?


Hah, I remember those...Good threads. They're in the OP now. Great job Neo.

  • 07.13.2009 1:04 AM PDT
Subject: Bnet Memories

Freedom has two parts: potential and resolution; as metaphors have two parts : form and interpretation; of course, the two are intertwined. Metaphor lines the road to freedom, as symbols and words are the bricks and mortar of meaning. Freedom being the briocoleus, the mason.
***END MESSAGE***
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***TRANSPORT WHEN READY***

you should post that bungie.net/inside page where its a parody of a female gaming clan website, i dont remember where the link is though, if someone can find that.

  • 07.13.2009 3:56 AM PDT
Subject: Bnet Archive of Hilarity.

Maybe I will never be
All the things that I wanna be
But now is not the time to cry
Now's the time to find out why
I think you're the same as me
We see things they'll never see
You and I are gonna live forever

Saved!

  • 07.13.2009 4:41 AM PDT

All our dreams come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.
The friend in my adversity I shall always cherish most. I can better trust those who helped to relieve the gloom of my dark hours than those who are so ready to enjoy with me the sunshine of my prosperity.

Posted by: Harlow
Davey is beyond any shadow of a doubt that red haired F-Blam!- tryhard that would always keep you from seeing the Deku Tree.


[16:45] kalriq: because you're a living legend --<3

Dear god John. Thank you for finding all of those, I will update them to the OP shortly.

  • 07.13.2009 2:38 PM PDT
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vanert says: Apparently he went to college with Stosh.
Killane says:
Stosh went to college?
Posted by: stosh
I'm a college dropout.

Haha, I just remembered This one =]

  • 07.13.2009 3:24 PM PDT

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Posted by: Cloxverto
Dear god John. Thank you for finding all of those, I will update them to the OP shortly.
Wasn't too difficult. I often save threads that I post in with some sort of abstract humour only I get at the time, and then dig up later to just stare at it and say "Okay, what the heck was I thinking?"

  • 07.13.2009 4:09 PM PDT
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Posted by: SonicJohn
"Okay, what the heck was I thinking?"
I always think that when i look back at past threads/posts

Lol at you just randomly singing :P

  • 07.13.2009 4:50 PM PDT
Subject: Bnet Memories

If I had one wish for Bungie.net, it would be to be able to change my username. Even if it cost me Microsoft Fun-Money, Space Bucks, or Stosh Dollars. That is all.

Halo 2 Stats

~AFEM

I took the time to read this. Best hour of my life. EVER.

  • 07.13.2009 6:18 PM PDT

All our dreams come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.
The friend in my adversity I shall always cherish most. I can better trust those who helped to relieve the gloom of my dark hours than those who are so ready to enjoy with me the sunshine of my prosperity.

Posted by: Harlow
Davey is beyond any shadow of a doubt that red haired F-Blam!- tryhard that would always keep you from seeing the Deku Tree.


[16:45] kalriq: because you're a living legend --<3

Posted by: goheels619
I took the time to read this. Best hour of my life. EVER.


Somehow this got on the Top Forum Topics.
Hmm...

  • 07.13.2009 6:45 PM PDT

Yep. Love Reach.

I love this thread. It made me laugh so hard. I like the shakira one lol.

  • 07.13.2009 6:58 PM PDT

Fullmetal

Posted by: Lord Snakie
Posted by: jacob crawford
By far THE single greatest thread. Evar. You were either there, or you weren't.

This is very, very true. This is the best thread ever.


Ha, ha, I forgot about that. So many good jokes were made out of that thread.

  • 07.13.2009 7:02 PM PDT

All our dreams come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.
The friend in my adversity I shall always cherish most. I can better trust those who helped to relieve the gloom of my dark hours than those who are so ready to enjoy with me the sunshine of my prosperity.

Posted by: Harlow
Davey is beyond any shadow of a doubt that red haired F-Blam!- tryhard that would always keep you from seeing the Deku Tree.


[16:45] kalriq: because you're a living legend --<3

Posted by:just another fan
anyway this is really off topic, a friend of mine mailed this to me yesterday go read:

As i was shopping today, i came at the V&D, since they have toilets i went in there to do my thing.
So i went to the toilet, unzipped my pants when suddenly the guy in the toilet next to me asked: hey how are you doing?

So i said, well i'm fine and you?
Then that guy asks: What are you doing? And i replied with, well the same as you i guess, peeing and -blam!-.
And then that guy asks me what i was going to do today. So i said i would go watch a few movies.
So the guy starts asking me something again: Do you wanna come to my house or should come to yours?
And i answered:Gee, i don't really know. Afraid to hurt his feelings i also said: Maybe some other time.
And then the guy says: hey i got to hang up, cuz some guy in the toilet next to me is answering all my questions.


I found that somewhere...I thought it was rather funny, I almost forgot he had a sense of humor =p.

  • 07.13.2009 7:06 PM PDT
Subject: Bnet Archive of Hilarity.

I never sleep, 'cause sleep is the cousin of death.

How do you overclock RAM?

  • 07.13.2009 9:24 PM PDT

Three things to survive: Mind, speed and a F**k load of ammo!

Fart levotating

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