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vanert says: Apparently he went to college with Stosh.
Killane says:
Stosh went to college?
Posted by: stosh
I'm a college dropout.

Here you go.

  • 08.03.2009 10:43 PM PDT

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Posted by: vanert
Here you go.

Why do so many people bring their "fapping" issues to the Flood?

  • 08.03.2009 10:46 PM PDT

All our dreams come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.
The friend in my adversity I shall always cherish most. I can better trust those who helped to relieve the gloom of my dark hours than those who are so ready to enjoy with me the sunshine of my prosperity.

Posted by: Harlow
Davey is beyond any shadow of a doubt that red haired F-Blam!- tryhard that would always keep you from seeing the Deku Tree.


[16:45] kalriq: because you're a living legend --<3

Posted by: vanert
Here you go.



What a coincidence, I just added that one myself.

  • 08.04.2009 10:14 PM PDT

Honestly, this must be a joke. Child, listen, stop trying to defend yourself because clearly you are incapable of it. The only idiot in this thread is yourself, and trust me, it is obvious. So, how about you do as I asked earlier and log off, mommy and daddy wouldn't want you staying up this late.
-- Direct Control, BAMF

Posted by: DeathBringer669
Posted by: vanert
Here you go.

Why do so many people bring their "fapping" issues to the Flood?

The flood only really cares about 2 things:
1 Games
2 Fapping
(and maybe sad attempts at blogging and trolling)

Since everyone argues over games, fapping is the only thing we can agree on.

  • 08.05.2009 5:06 AM PDT

"Find The Bomb?!
Find The Bomb?!
I'm Looking For The Flag!
What The Heck Is Assualt!?"

Halo 3 hat permutations

  • 08.05.2009 6:53 PM PDT

Epic Story

You can't see the op, but somebody quoted it. It's one of ipost's disgusting stories.

[Edited on 08.05.2009 9:16 PM PDT]

  • 08.05.2009 8:52 PM PDT

GT: BigstickToucan

My old Bungie.net account was created February 6, 2008. Unfortunately, I had signed up using my brother's email account (we then shared an Xbox Live account which was linked to my old Bungie.net account), and he changed the password, meaning I couldn't log in. Thus is why I have this account.

Most epic thread EVER.

  • 08.05.2009 10:00 PM PDT
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Indecision may or may not be my problem.

I don't have a suggestion but have just spent the last half an hour going through the links. Its made my day!

  • 08.06.2009 3:31 PM PDT

Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said could never be done.

This is funny. You have to admit. Look at the title then look at Duardo's post.

  • 08.07.2009 12:58 AM PDT

All our dreams come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.
The friend in my adversity I shall always cherish most. I can better trust those who helped to relieve the gloom of my dark hours than those who are so ready to enjoy with me the sunshine of my prosperity.

Posted by: Harlow
Davey is beyond any shadow of a doubt that red haired F-Blam!- tryhard that would always keep you from seeing the Deku Tree.


[16:45] kalriq: because you're a living legend --<3

Posted by: eragonhalo18
This is funny. You have to admit. Look at the title then look at Duardo's post.


Amusing for the first five seconds. I'm looking for threads that we can go back to a while later and still believe they are funny.

Such as, "The Screw" and more.

  • 08.07.2009 1:09 AM PDT

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The Forerunners created the Flood!

  • 08.07.2009 1:16 AM PDT

no. nonono

These are all worthy:

The Dangers of Intimate Interactions With Oneself

the three word game

Lets go to the mall!

"GIGGITY" moments in halo

why do peple hate me?

  • 08.10.2009 11:02 PM PDT

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Posted by: droppedasababy
These are all worthy:

The Dangers of Intimate Interactions With Oneself

the three word game

Lets go to the mall!

"GIGGITY" moments in halo

why do peple hate me?

The second one with Foman was win.

  • 08.10.2009 11:11 PM PDT

DMH | TMA | Blueprint

Can't be too careful with your company. I can feel the devil walking next to me.

This was too funny. $10 TV!

  • 08.12.2009 8:48 AM PDT

no. nonono

Another worthy one:Bungie's 15th Anniversary

  • 08.16.2009 1:27 AM PDT

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I was reading through some old PMs and found a link to this topic.

I made those posts a few months ago and got a nice 2 week ban for it. Totally worth it.

  • 08.16.2009 11:30 AM PDT

I'm so over all of this.

Forum Ranks.
Can someone do me a favor on XBL?
why do peple hate me?
Can't log out?

And of course, my personal favorite: Do you play with yourself at night?

:P

  • 08.16.2009 11:42 AM PDT

If I had one wish for Bungie.net, it would be to be able to change my username. Even if it cost me Microsoft Fun-Money, Space Bucks, or Stosh Dollars. That is all.

Halo 2 Stats

~AFEM

Halo has kept me pure

  • 08.17.2009 1:22 PM PDT
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The Fragile Bungie Community
the Search Bar Thread
Feeling Stoshy?

[Edited on 08.22.2009 12:28 PM PDT]

  • 08.22.2009 9:42 AM PDT

Dianna Agron is the epitome of perfection.

Quinntology.

Dear Mods, we love you, so we are going to shape up. 08.10.2004
Temporary base of operations for NMST. 08.30.2004
Seventh Column RIP. 09.06.2004
New Girl....09.15.2004
What was your favorite moment on Bungie.net? 10.18.2004
Seventh Column Council 05.06.2004
Don't Post In This Forum Unless You Know What This Forum Is For. 11.13.2004
1,000 signs you are addicted to Bungie and the 7th Column 10.03.2004
Hey Mods how do i get a cool pic like yours. 11.16.2004
Do any of you losers have a life? 11.21.2004
The Bungie Lore .11/18/2004
halo 2 blows so we started a petition for halo 1.5. 11.29.2004
post dodging. 12.02.2004
HALO 1.5 PETITION BUNGIE U CAN MAKE THIS HAPPEN!! 12.11.2004 (He's trying again?)
shes hot. 12.11.2004
Another anoying thread trend. 12.10.2004
Congrats to our 2 new moderators! 12.13.2004
Unification of the Bungie Empire: Unification of the Seventh Collum .12.23.2004
Well I haven't seen this before. 12.31.2004
Bungie.net Year Review And Thanks. 12/14/2004
Wow 0_0 4/14/2004
Forum Wish for Stosh and SketchFactor. 4/12/2004
All problems addressed, please read, Bungie. 4/14/2004
New Bungie.net no good.... 04.13.2004
Skishka, u got it good. 05.03.2006
Bungie.net Guide to Easter Eggs .12.20.2005
When Avatars Go Wrong. 01.11.2005
Who thinks Bungie should Employ a group of us to help make a new Game. 1/19/2005
Can you actually feel it? 02.03.2005
HI, MY NAME IS ? 02.13.2005
Read this one...SmartFilter 02.15.2005
Metaphors and similies for Bungie.net (Thx Sigma) 2/14/2005
Why do moderators have such good spelling and grammar? 03.11.2005
Should master chief bang cortana 03.11.2005
Back in the day... 3/12/2005
This is getting scary... 03.17.2005
Do you fear the overlord? 02.01.2005
wow we have police on this thing! anyways waht type of player are. 03.19.2005
where do baby covie come from? 3/23/2005
Stosh. 03.26.2005
The Official "What would make bungie.net a better place" thread 03.20.2005
What is the goal of your organization. 03.27.2005
We Should Have a Forum Dedicated To Reporting Stuff To Moderators. 3/27/2005
Bungie Should Have A Spellchecker. 03.30.2005
Why Can't Bungie Make An Online Tutorial Movie? 03.31.2005
WHAT?!? 04.01.2008
New XBOX Secret WEB sITE!!!!! enter here. 04.08.2005
No Color In Sigs?! This Is Crap Man!!!! 04.05.2005
I Used to Pwn You All (List of Former Halo 2 "Pros" Included) 09.27.2007
Better Than All of U *Now Includes The List* 04.14.2008
An idea about avatars. 04.07.2005
Is there a group out there you want Conquered? 04.17.2005
Happy birthday bungie.net! 04.13.2005
FanFest? Maybe. 04.13.2005
MakaVeli4Life ? 04.17.2005
Bungie fourms member stats. 04.14.2005
Ruined halo 2. 04.21.2005
Are All The Moderators Adults? 04.15.2005
Greatness How do you become forum ninjas and stuff? 04.22.2005
what does shiskas saying mean. 04.27.2005
More wise sayings mods, please. 04.27.2005
Have any mods ever been fired? 04.25.2005
For any complaints regarding Bungie's choice in new moderators... 04.30.2005
War Within A Breath. 5/7/2005
Is Frankie Evil??????? 05.02.2005
Forum that only lets in people who joined before November 9th. 05.07.2005
How many mom jokes are in bungie.net? 05.06.2005
Bungie.net beginning to choose right path with its customers. 02.28.2005
Test new members. 04.24.2005
I found the moderators group. 05.30.2005
why being a mod sucks.... 06.11.2005
Hey Bungie, delete this one too! Bring George Orwell! Maybe Ray Bradbury? 06.18.2005
My theory on life and grammar abusers. 07.06.2005
What Bungie job would you most like to have? 04.20.2005
Top 10 Largest Groups. 06.09.2005
Little kids should not play or be part of bungie (under the age of 17) 04.05.2005
I was told by a mod that here I can speak out agaist the evil empire of... 7/23/2005
Bungie.net Podcast Anyone? 07.28.2005
Congratulations Recon! 08.11.2005
Where are the mods from? 08.16.2005
Has Bungie outgrown the Bungie.net forums? 08.18.2005
Bring Back The SOUL! 08.25.2005
Wondering about the karma system. 08.31.2005
Which mod has the best avatar? 09.10.2005

  • 08.23.2009 9:28 AM PDT

Dianna Agron is the epitome of perfection.

Quinntology.

Bungie doesn't love me anymore? 09.14.2005
Sleeping Moderator?!?!?! 09.17.2005
He's blacklisted by read YoozelOMFG THERE SHOULD BE A GIRL MODERATOR! 09.24.2005
The Ninja Banimanjaro medal. 09.22.2005
Welcome to the Septagon! 04.10.2004
What's with 7. 10.02.2005
Forum Monkeys protecting their jobs. 10.05.2005
You know your a veteren member of Bungie.net when.... 10.01.2005
Secret identity of Ninja 0n Fire? 10.05.2005
The 7th Column Council. 04.07.2005
Bungie Community Video. 10.17.2005
I've noticed that moderators don't start their own threads. 11.01.2005
Zanzibar=warzone. 10.08.2005
Community Death, Flood Birth! 11.07.2005
Is Septagon really a forum for taking over the world? 11.07.2005
"Wanna be Moderator" 11.19.2005
BanHammer Found! 11.17.2005
Can't believe you guys... 11.17.2005
Dear mods, what do you want for christmas? 11.21.2005
So long, and thanks for all the fish. 11.22.2005
Uh... Bungie.net/forums just made the Weekend Web. 11.13.2005
Security Risk! Mods please read! Achronos read! 12.07.2005
What's your B.net trademark? 11.26.2005
Why did YOU join Bungie.net? 12.11.2005
Year in review 2005!12/22/2005
Wait a minute... there aren't any female moderators are there?! 12.22.2005
Memorable Members. 12/7/2005
Back for more? 12.14.2005
Achronos' Gift to the Community... 12.20.2005
Impersonations... 12.28.2005
Blacklisted, grr."Overzealous Moderators?" A must read for all. 12.29.2005
The Flood will fall. 12.30.2005

[Edited on 08.23.2009 9:32 AM PDT]

  • 08.23.2009 9:31 AM PDT
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ORLY?

  • 08.23.2009 1:47 PM PDT

All our dreams come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.
The friend in my adversity I shall always cherish most. I can better trust those who helped to relieve the gloom of my dark hours than those who are so ready to enjoy with me the sunshine of my prosperity.

Posted by: Harlow
Davey is beyond any shadow of a doubt that red haired F-Blam!- tryhard that would always keep you from seeing the Deku Tree.


[16:45] kalriq: because you're a living legend --<3

Dear god pasta.

I'm starting to go through that but it's going to take me a while.

  • 08.23.2009 2:07 PM PDT
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Didja get a chance to look at mine yet?

  • 08.23.2009 2:09 PM PDT

All our dreams come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.
The friend in my adversity I shall always cherish most. I can better trust those who helped to relieve the gloom of my dark hours than those who are so ready to enjoy with me the sunshine of my prosperity.

Posted by: Harlow
Davey is beyond any shadow of a doubt that red haired F-Blam!- tryhard that would always keep you from seeing the Deku Tree.


[16:45] kalriq: because you're a living legend --<3

Posted by: SJ420
Didja get a chance to look at mine yet?


I'm starting from the top of the page, so It'll be a few minutes.
I usually let a few replies queue up before I check them all.

  • 08.23.2009 2:12 PM PDT