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Subject: the funniest plot twist ever!!!!

ah i see you are on my page...good choice

ok so dutch has been harassing the rookie from the start saying that he is not manly enough to be an ODST so he and the rookie make a bet to see what will happen if the rookie asks out dare. rookie takes the bet. when dare rejects him dutch gets to call him whatever he want's but if she actually says "yes" then dutch has to lay off. she says no. then when the rookie drops to the ground he sees an old add for ginseng tablets. he thinks if he can get some of those tablets maybe he could get dare and get dutch off his back. so he asks the superintendent if he can point him in the direction of the male enhancements. he gets them and dies of an overdoes cause he took too many at once.

  • 06.29.2009 8:37 AM PDT
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WTF? kid, make sure you took the blue pill, and not the red pill...

  • 06.29.2009 8:38 AM PDT
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It's Romeo that's mean to him not Dutch, Dutch is good friends with the Rookie.

  • 06.29.2009 8:40 AM PDT

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Posted by: Onyx81
WTF? kid, make sure you took the blue pill, and not the red pill...

LOL

  • 06.29.2009 8:41 AM PDT

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uhhh Dutch doesn't mess with the Rookie i think you mean Romeo.

  • 06.29.2009 8:41 AM PDT

ah i see you are on my page...good choice

ill admit its not very well thought up but i was bored and thought..why not?

  • 06.29.2009 8:41 AM PDT

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Posted by: PhoneyMonkeyman
ok so dutch has been harassing the rookie from the start saying that he is not manly enough to be an ODST so he and the rookie make a bet to see what will happen if the rookie asks out dare. rookie takes the bet. when dare rejects him dutch gets to call him whatever he want's but if she actually says "yes" then dutch has to lay off. she says no. then when the rookie drops to the ground he sees an old add for ginseng tablets. he thinks if he can get some of those tablets maybe he could get dare and get dutch off his back. so he asks the superintendent if he can point him in the direction of the male enhancements. he gets them and dies of an overdoes cause he took too many at once.
does the rookie ide at the end or middle

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Posted by: PhoneyMonkeyman
ok so dutch has been harassing the rookie from the start saying that he is not manly enough to be an ODST so he and the rookie make a bet to see what will happen if the rookie asks out dare. rookie takes the bet. when dare rejects him dutch gets to call him whatever he want's but if she actually says "yes" then dutch has to lay off. she says no. then when the rookie drops to the ground he sees an old add for ginseng tablets. he thinks if he can get some of those tablets maybe he could get dare and get dutch off his back. so he asks the superintendent if he can point him in the direction of the male enhancements. he gets them and dies of an overdoes cause he took too many at once.

what?

  • 06.29.2009 8:57 AM PDT