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I was just sitting here thinking, "One of the other forums has one of these, so why not this one?" This is where all of you new and old people can introduce yourself and tell us what kind of intro you would like to have if you were introduced at some kind of sporting arena, like a baseball or football field. Include what you would yell to the crowd. Be creative. The best intros get kudos points. The one with the most points by the end of the time limit gets bragging rights and can claim superiority above all others. Mods can't compete against anyone but other mods. Good luck.

  • 07.18.2004 9:17 PM PDT
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I would walk in, say look up, and everyone would get airstriked with -blam!-.

  • 07.18.2004 9:18 PM PDT

Five Tenets of Bungie.net Forum Life:
1. Trolls will always be well fed.
2. Blame-ability thy name is stosh.
3. Bungie has no control over retail prices.
4. Watch out for low-flying defense drones.
5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

5 points for you. Your enemies would get bombed, but so would countless innocent people.

  • 07.18.2004 9:19 PM PDT
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And the icing on the cake... The Dome THEN closes, and they are shot to Uranus.

But I've already smoothly tripped my way out of the building, now laughing.

[Edited on 7/18/2004 9:21:01 PM]

  • 07.18.2004 9:20 PM PDT

Five Tenets of Bungie.net Forum Life:
1. Trolls will always be well fed.
2. Blame-ability thy name is stosh.
3. Bungie has no control over retail prices.
4. Watch out for low-flying defense drones.
5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

Add five points to your score Mike.

  • 07.18.2004 9:23 PM PDT
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I am...


EXCOMMUNICADO!!!!!!!!!!


You may not know who I am, but thats ok. In 21 years, you will hear my name on the lips of the many, singing the word to your mind.

You will fear me. You will hate me.


But when I'm gone you'll cry for me.

  • 07.18.2004 9:33 PM PDT
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I dont hate you or fear you.

  • 07.18.2004 9:36 PM PDT
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I am contrast.
In a world of black I am white.
In a world of good I am bad.
I am the singularity of our multifaceted world.
Without me you would not be able to say, "This is real."
Without me you would not know un-real.

[Edited on 7/18/2004 9:40:37 PM]

  • 07.18.2004 9:37 PM PDT

Five Tenets of Bungie.net Forum Life:
1. Trolls will always be well fed.
2. Blame-ability thy name is stosh.
3. Bungie has no control over retail prices.
4. Watch out for low-flying defense drones.
5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

15 points for Ex. 2 for Assassin. And Obbi's in the lead with 18.

  • 07.18.2004 9:39 PM PDT
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Awww... Come on! I want 5 points!

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Posted by: ObbiQuiet
I am contrast. Without me you would not be able to say, "This is real."

Without me you would not know un-real.


Im a real boy! *wink*

  • 07.18.2004 9:40 PM PDT
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Mine went under an enhancification process.

  • 07.18.2004 9:42 PM PDT
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Posted by: CANNON 117
15 points for Ex. 2 for Assassin. And Obbi's in the lead with 18.


Umm.. That wasnt my intro, it was a come back of sorts for what excommunicado said. My intro goes something like this:

(Angels Sing in heaven, birds chirp the tune. Assassin B walks into the room, and everything goes silent. Then, after a few moments, the choir says, "hit it!" They sing wildly, as I do a fantastic futuristic dance number, and then proclaim from the roof tops..)

"Hello my friends, I represent everything that holds balance in this world, I tell how it is and only how it is. I stand up against the spammers and jerks when they pick on the little man, and draw like a mad man, and I am smoking hot! I am Assasin B, the Poet."

[Edited on 7/18/2004 9:47:45 PM]

  • 07.18.2004 9:47 PM PDT
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I am your lighted way, and yet I'm your darkest day.

I consume all light, leaving you empty and alone in the shadow.

I am the demon whose cave is everything and nothing.

I am your every misgiving.

You are nothing without me.

  • 07.18.2004 9:48 PM PDT

Five Tenets of Bungie.net Forum Life:
1. Trolls will always be well fed.
2. Blame-ability thy name is stosh.
3. Bungie has no control over retail prices.
4. Watch out for low-flying defense drones.
5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

15 for assassin.

  • 07.18.2004 9:55 PM PDT
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I'm a scrawny white boy. I also use proper punctuation when I post on the internet.

  • 07.18.2004 11:29 PM PDT
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Steps out onto field

Do it, it controls you.

Walks off of field

  • 07.18.2004 11:36 PM PDT

Me: "OMFG, Dude... wtf!"
AbolitionofMan: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to betray you."
Me: "That's the 4th time in this game alone!"
Chris: "Third, besides he had the flag I was trying to stop him, how was I supposed to know you were there."
Me: "I said, 'I got the Flag, don't shoot.'"
Chris: "Well those Wraith shots take a while to reach you."
Me: "You were right next to me, I had killed him and a minute passed before you decided to shoot."
Chris: "Hahahahaha, yeah... that was great."

Posted by: CANNON 117
5 points for you. Your enemies would get bombed, but so would countless innocent people.


And you see a problem with this? I like to call it collatoral damage.

Achilles

  • 07.18.2004 11:47 PM PDT