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Subject: How Would Johnson Die?

Lets say Johnson was in ODST's story mode, or we are in firefight, how would Johnson die?

  • 07.05.2009 11:32 AM PDT
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BOOM HEADSHOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 07.05.2009 11:33 AM PDT
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he would not because ill tell bungie to remake halo 2 and h3 4 final cutsene

  • 07.05.2009 11:33 AM PDT

Go Rams and Missouri!

He would fall down.

  • 07.05.2009 11:35 AM PDT

343 guilty spark would kill him

  • 07.05.2009 11:40 AM PDT

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He'd Get Lag and incinerate himself by his Cigar.

  • 07.05.2009 11:45 AM PDT
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J D O S H

Instead of Guilty Spark killing him, the SI does ( Somehow?)

  • 07.05.2009 11:50 AM PDT

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Why the hell don't people use meh?

Attacked by pancakes lol

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At the near end you, playing as The Rookie, come across some big screen, and it shows Master Chief, The Arbiter, Sgt. Johnson and 343 Guilty Spark in the Control Room. 343 Guity Spark attacks Sgt. Johnson because he did not want the Halo to be destroyed. Master Chief recieves Sgt. Johnson's Spartan Laser, and destroys 343 Guilty Spark. Then he goes to Sgt. Johnson and he gives Master Chief the small thing with Cortana and then he says "Send me out...with a bang." and dies. Then the big screen goes black and you, playing as The Rookie, resume your mission.

[Edited on 07.05.2009 11:58 AM PDT]

  • 07.05.2009 11:57 AM PDT

M.A.W

mmm a pancake....BOOM!

  • 07.05.2009 12:03 PM PDT

Pshh i can top all of you guys!
He goes to the nearest kfc and chokes on a chicken bone, or his cigar

  • 07.05.2009 4:03 PM PDT

Your liver is a slut.
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He goes to the nearest kfc

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  • 07.05.2009 4:10 PM PDT

An odst pod drops on him............or a chicken

[Edited on 07.05.2009 4:26 PM PDT]

  • 07.05.2009 4:17 PM PDT

Well, obviously for the same reason a flood can't take control of him. No! Not because he was carrying all those plasma grenades. Because he's high on crack!

  • 07.05.2009 4:21 PM PDT

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The SI drops a garbage truck on him. He didn't keep it clean Johnson threw his cigar on the floor :P

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  • 07.05.2009 4:23 PM PDT
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" Truth? You will Never know Truth!"

"My tears cannot cover the blood that has been spill."

"I lead my troops into battle. With strong morale and man power, we will overcome the invaders!"



Edit- Okay I will change it Lol.

He commits suicide with the Halo one magnum because he is surround with all his allies murdered.

[Edited on 07.05.2009 4:37 PM PDT]

  • 07.05.2009 4:24 PM PDT
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Argumentum ad populum

His body self-destructs in a nuke explosin and kills everything on the map.

^ -blam!- you guy above me.

[Edited on 07.05.2009 4:26 PM PDT]

  • 07.05.2009 4:26 PM PDT

its not racist your the one sterotyping

  • 07.05.2009 4:27 PM PDT
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can someone answer this for me? WHAT THE HECK IS "SI"? and i like the KFC and pancake theories

  • 07.05.2009 4:27 PM PDT

GRAVITY CAT NOT AMUSED
Process initiated : Attempting to give a damn

Process stopping : Unable to give a damn, stopping

Process failed : Damn not given

A pack of Grunts jump him.

  • 07.05.2009 4:29 PM PDT
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" Truth? You will Never know Truth!"

"My tears cannot cover the blood that has been spill."

"I lead my troops into battle. With strong morale and man power, we will overcome the invaders!"

Posted by: SpartanSamuel034
can someone answer this for me? WHAT THE HECK IS "SI"? and i like the KFC and pancake theories


Superintendent.

  • 07.05.2009 4:29 PM PDT
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thaks darkops0, that was so frusterating

  • 07.05.2009 4:31 PM PDT

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a retarded light bulb would kill him

  • 07.05.2009 4:35 PM PDT
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" Truth? You will Never know Truth!"

"My tears cannot cover the blood that has been spill."

"I lead my troops into battle. With strong morale and man power, we will overcome the invaders!"

Posted by: SpartanSamuel034
thaks darkops0, that was so frusterating



Your welcomed. Nice to help a Bungie member any day. :P *wink*

  • 07.05.2009 4:36 PM PDT

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