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Subject: How Would Johnson Die?

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Posted by: HALOKNIGHT217
its not racist your the one sterotyping

I was joking, dude.

  • 07.05.2009 4:40 PM PDT
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he slips on a bannanna peel or gets locked in his scorpion, when it is out of gas

  • 07.05.2009 5:28 PM PDT
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no a retarded hot wheel would do him in

  • 07.05.2009 5:59 PM PDT

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Posted by: xWHYS0SERIOUS
343 guilty spark would kill him

lol

  • 07.05.2009 6:00 PM PDT
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what the heck?

  • 07.05.2009 6:02 PM PDT

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Posted by: StP Scar
Sounds like a bunch of Justin Bieber wannabes in here. I bet you all wear skinny jeans too.

He ate a grape...

  • 07.05.2009 6:04 PM PDT
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how would 343 kill him he has NO GUN!

  • 07.05.2009 6:05 PM PDT

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Posted by: Unseen Blade
He would fall down.

  • 07.05.2009 6:18 PM PDT

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Posted by: Bramblefire
how would 343 kill him he has NO GUN!


343 kills him in Halo 3

*obviously don't have H3*

  • 07.05.2009 6:20 PM PDT
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no i dont it sucks

[Edited on 07.05.2009 7:37 PM PDT]

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suffocates from a grunts fart lol

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LOL nice man nice

  • 07.05.2009 7:06 PM PDT

Posted by: xWHYS0SERIOUS
343 guilty spark would kill him

awwww man not again.

  • 07.05.2009 7:07 PM PDT

But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.

He trips down the stairs...

  • 07.05.2009 7:18 PM PDT
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Thats got to b one long flight of stairs to kill a Spartan-I

  • 07.06.2009 8:00 AM PDT
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Chuck Norris sees him as the only challenge worthy of him, so they have an epic duel to the death.

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master chief lands on him in a drop pod

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Seargent Johnson isn't in the Halo 3: ODST storyline

yes he is this is befor halo 3!!

  • 07.06.2009 8:06 AM PDT

Posted by: Havok Se7en
Seargent Johnson isn't in the Halo 3: ODST storyline.

He was in the In Amber Clad (spelling?) Frigate when it went into the slipspace jump with the Covenant ship when New Mombasa blew up.

*sigh*

Go read the OP.

While removing the silencer, which he believes are for wussies, he shoots himself in the hand, and bleeds to death.

  • 07.06.2009 8:09 AM PDT

He gets shot repeatedly until his stamina is gone then he falls to the floor.

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He would implode.

  • 07.06.2009 8:10 AM PDT
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He dies from smoking.

  • 07.06.2009 8:10 AM PDT

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how about one of the rookies dosent now how to work a gun and kills him by bullets

  • 07.06.2009 8:11 AM PDT

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