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Subject: guys i think somtehings wrong

A few days ago I was with my gf. She got up to go to the bathroom and she left a packet on the table. It looked like candy so i started popping the individual pieces out. It tasted pretty good and i didnt eat all day so i was just going to buy her a new bag of m&ms or something. She got back and saw me finishing off her candy and she got really mad and ran off.

Yesterday she called me and apologized that she ran off but hse was emotional because she didnt want me to know she was on the birth control pill. i almost dropped the phone. i didnt know i ate a whole month of birth controls and when i looked online i saw there are hormons in the pills. Over the last couple days my nipples have been really sensitive and i think i am growing boobs. My ding dong (i dont know how else to say it without it getting blammed) is still here but it doesnt stay up as much as it used to. I don't want to lose my ding dong.

I need help flood. How can i get more male hormones?

  • 07.06.2009 7:13 AM PST

Grif: We dont even know what currency is in the future...they could have shells...or laser beams"

Simmons:.....Laser Beams?.....

Grif: Yeah...that would be the coolest wallet EVER

hahahahaha, if this is true its hilarious...you're on your way to becoming a woman...we're so proud of you lol. You dont need to take male hormones, but i'd call your doctor just to be safe.

  • 07.06.2009 7:15 AM PST

What the heck is a forum signature!?!?

did this really happen? if so, go to the hospital. now...

oh ya, and how did you mix up candy with birth control pills. was alchohol involved. if so, definately go to the hospital. seriously!!!

[Edited on 07.06.2009 7:17 AM PDT]

  • 07.06.2009 7:15 AM PST

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god do you people have such a misconstrued idea about what emo is.

Oh please enlighten us. We all want to know how misunderstood you are.

I really really hope you are kidding on.

If not, I guess going to the doctor and getting a prescription of horomones would be a good way to start...

  • 07.06.2009 7:16 AM PST

We're edgy man!

Talk to the doc. You know how cool it would be to get a doctor like house or Hawkeye Pierce. Hilarity would insue.

  • 07.06.2009 7:18 AM PST

Grif: We dont even know what currency is in the future...they could have shells...or laser beams"

Simmons:.....Laser Beams?.....

Grif: Yeah...that would be the coolest wallet EVER

It's not like you're going to transform into a woman, so dont freak out but def. call the doctor and ask what you should do.

  • 07.06.2009 7:18 AM PST
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Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

My man-women, they grow up so fast! *sobs

  • 07.06.2009 7:19 AM PST

O_O

  • 07.06.2009 7:20 AM PST
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Go back under your bridge or something. That should do the trick.

  • 07.06.2009 7:21 AM PST