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Now I know that the three communities haven't really seen eye to eye for whatever reason but over in the B.U.N.G.L.E. forums we have collaborated a list of wants and ideas that we would like to see implemented into reach :)
Now alot of these ideas are a stretch but it's just an ideas thread with unlimited scope so dont be too critical.
Time for the disclaimer part. If this thread sounds hauntingly familliar, it is. Its a partial satire of the "What the MLG community has requested to be included in Reach" thread. For those of you who don't know, this thread got locked, not because of the Original poster who had innocent intentions, but because of the people who replied and started a flame war. El Roboto, a forum ninja, had this to say as the final post of the thread:
Posted by: El Roboto
It appears some of you don't know how to respect other people opinions.
Just because they differ from your own doesn't mean you can berate them however you please.
For those of you who are not already on the sideline consider this your only warning.
We all have the right to play Halo the way we want to play. Keep that in mind and don't start flame wars in this thread. Although this thread is humor based, we really do have some good suggestions in there that could make custom games a lot more fun, especially B.U.N.G.L.E.. I don't want to see any flaming of B.U.N.G.L.E., MLG, Casual Players, Competitive Players, whatever. I created this thread because I wanted to see the creativity of not only my fellow B.U.N.G.L.E. Group members, but the Bungie.net Community. If you feel the need to taunt someone else, do so in an obviously friendly and community building manner. If you post something that makes me chuckle or I like, I will throw it in, regardless of what playing style you represent. If someone does ignore the big bold words here, just do the same and ignore them.
So enjoy the list of ideas we have had. taken from this thread at the B.U.N.G.L.E. group's forum on Bungie.net.
>Rideable Yoshis that spit Fire
>Carriable Fusion Coils
>Triple Wielding Spikers
>Scopeless Fuel Rod Cannons
>Spiker Turret
>Silenced Mongooses
>Glowing Armor (better than a measly flaming head)
>Dual wield every weapon in the game
>No reloads
>Jedi Style Front Flips and Backflips
>Mancannon as Equipment
>Spiker Starts
>Firebomb starting Grenades
>Painfully Bright Armor Colors
>Lock-On Homing for Spikers and Plasma Rifles
>30 foot flames coming out of the Mongoose's Exaust
>Throwable Vehicles
>Killer Hair Combs
>Platypus Armor
>Wieldable traffic cones.
>Fluctuating Gravity
>Darth Vader Force Chokes
>Active Camo for the Map. Not the players.
>Spartan Armor
>Elite Armor
>Sasquatch Armor
>Panda Armor
>Moar Explosives
>Increased Firing Speed for the Spikers
>Spikes that ricochet easily and more than once
>Bill Nye the Science Guy at the Climax of the Game
>Increased Spread for the Spiker.
>Flaming Warthog (Decals are for sissies)
>After charging for 3 minutes, a Plasma Pistol shot should burn through limbs, vehicles, and the map itself.
>A fusion pistol that explodes after being charged for too long, sending flaming spikes in all directions killing surrounding enemies.
>A skull that turns grunts into living pinatas that burst open with confetti and candy.
>Abillity to Do a Barrel Roll! in a mongoose
>An Anti Bubble Shield that lets bullets through but not people
>A shield door that lets vehicles through but not people.
>A shield door that lets both vehicles and people through.
>Windmills as a campaign enemy that must be lanced.
>Gravity Settings that affect the entire map and vehicles rather than individual players
>Custom Game option under general settings to disable or enable weapon lowering
>B.U.N.G.L.E. Hawk Clutching Spikers as an Emblem
>The ability to throw a Spiker like a knife.
>Flying mongoose.
>Abillity to do kamikaze charges like grunts.
>Jet packs
>Kung fu
>Rocket Elephants
>Grunts as equitment
>Phantom Pistols on Waterworks
>Abillity to perform a Falcon PUNCH!
>More Teleporters
>Maxed out Mongooses
>Sentinel Beams and Fuel Rod Cannons in Matchmaking
>More extreme vehicle spawning locations (Ghost on Blowout is a prime example)
>Prowlers with Fuel Rod Cannons that can do "wheelies"
>Spikers do increased damage with body shots
>Spikers do increased damage without body shots
>Spikers do increased damage even if you completely miss the body.
>Spiker zoom that can go 2.7x and up to 6.7x
>Multiple flamethrowers per map
>Bonuses if you don't look at an explosion because we all know Cool guys don't look at explosions
>Sombreros
>Microwaves/blenders etc as attatchments to weapons for a quick in battle snack.
>Mandatory Ka-Blamo shoutouts before/after/during every kill.
>Sentinal beams to shoot rainbow lasarz!
>An official B.U.N.G.L.E. theme song played in every campaign level and multiplayer level.
>Flyable Prophet Chair equipped with Super Sentinel Beam.
>Spikers that fire very sharp #2 pencils
>Leotards and Tutu Armor
>Spiker Tanks
>Bags of flaming dog poo equipment
>Cluster bombs on hornets (filled with explosives or B.U.N.G.L.E. Propaganda leaflets)
>Brute Plasma Rifle. That fires brutes made of plasma.
>Mongeese with Flamethrowers
>Ninja Backflips
>The Apature Science Hand-held Portal Device
>Uber Spy equipment
>Driveable Trogdor the Burninators.
>The Seagulls of Last Resort as equipment
>Shuriken Launchers that cause you to go invisible and become as fast as a mongoose.
>Power stars from Mario as equipment. Song and flashy lights included.
>Abillity to do 1% damage for epic battles.
>Camoflaged tripmines that kill everything in a 77 foot radius.
>Driveable Spartan Lasers
>Dual-Wieldable Prophet Chairs
>Teleporters that transport people and vehicles
>Teleporters that bullets can go through but not people or vehicles
>A vehicle that drives the player
>Hot plates
>Sticky Katamari Attributes for VIP mode
>Sentinel Beam turrets on Tanks
>massively large split-screen
>More control over grenade starts
>Celebration Crouching causes Earthquakes
>Old School Batman "Ka-POW" signs
>Characters made entirely from spikers
>Modifiyable Catchphrases
>Abillity to Rickroll losing teams
>Bill Nye the Science Guy Theme in the Soundtrack
>Shield-door launcher, 120 rounds per clip and automatic fire.
>Cello Sleds
>Scarab Guns
>Laser Vision
>Time Travel
>Flying Elephant Airships
>Flying Mongooses
>Flying Turretless Prowlers
>Spiker / Sentinel Beam / Plasma RIfle / Trip Mine / Fuel Rod Cannon related medals
>Shield doors that block all things Not-B.U.N.G.L.E.
>Fall damage for "Certain" players
>Jump damage for "Certain" players
>Walking damage for "Certain" players
>Existing damage for "Certain" players
>Theatre Cameras that can go through shield doors
>Abillity to enable or disable weapon lowering in custom games (defaults to no)
>Flashing "locked on" Indicator on the screen for deaf people who can't hear the alarm and die from missle pods.
>Portals that work like teleporters but are flat and can be seen through
Not-Original List (did I mention I might modify some ideas to make them better?):
>Upon death enemies explode into a cloud of legos.
>Grunts that fire Lazorz
>Master Chief in every box.
>Edible ammo to heal yourself in an RPG-eat-a-drumstick-to-bring-me-back-from-an-inch-from-death-e sque style.
>Trip mines disguised as traffic cones.
>Mongooses that become disguised as traffic cones when parked.
>Fake doors that kill you (*cough* fire temple */cough*)
>Sliding doors that try to kill you as you walk through them (*cough* deadspace *cough*)
>Deployable mongoose as equipment
>Sentinel Beams that actually fire super accelerated clowns
>Spikers that fire all manner of office supplies
>Blaringly loud sentinel beams that will burn out any speakers the game is attached to.
>Regenerators disguised as power drains
>Tripmines disguised as a tower of pancakes.
>Abillity to use the grunt as a stationary weapon and rip it's arm off for use as a support weapon
>Death screams like 5 year old childrens
>Nuclear football from Fall of Reach.
>Meatshields (team mates) as deployable equipment
>Prophet Armor Permuations
>Rideable forge monitors
>Spikers that fire Spike Grenades that fire Spikes which explode into mongooses.
>Scoped weapons that put an ink ring on the visor of the user
>Shield Balloons that Float around Killing people.
>Shuriken Launcher
>Ridable flying 'gators
>Batmobile
>Ice Ice Cannon
>Bubble Cloak equipment
>To be continued...
[Edited on 07.13.2009 1:24 PM PDT]