- Epsilon 751
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- Noble Member
It's a wartime tradition. You go in, plug everyone full of holes, then you steal their s**t Imagine the possibilities in ODST. You could walk into Wal-Mart, raid the s**t out of the place and then head down to Payless and get your ass a new pair of kicks. Then you run into a grunt playing a PS3 in Gamestop, bust his ass and piss all over that garbage console (JK PS3's are all right in small doses) and then toss his ass in the well. You go from there to BK and grab a Whopper, crap your guts out all over that Brute you just smoked and feel like an invincible badass. The only person on the planet that wouldn't be in awe of your asskickery would be the one and only, Chuck Norris. Sgt. Johnson just s**t a brick. LEET. Enough said.
Tell me what you would do while looting New Mombasa. While you're at it, please don't butcher the English language.
[Edited on 07.11.2009 2:48 PM PDT]