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Subject: How do you like your girls?
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Poll: How do you like your girls?  [closed]
Anorexic.:  1%
(5 Votes)
Skinny.:  15%
(60 Votes)
Just right.:  69%
(281 Votes)
Chubby.:  5%
(19 Votes)
Fat.:  0%
(2 Votes)
Chunky.:  0%
(0 Votes)
Morbidly obese.:  10%
(39 Votes)
Total Votes: 406

So yeah, I'd like to know the types of girls the Flood likes.

For the wimminz: Dun wury, i r here for u too, just post how you like 'em.

  • 07.13.2009 1:41 AM PDT

Does Cortana count?

  • 07.13.2009 1:42 AM PDT
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Posted by: RedPhoenix 57
Does Cortana count?

If you'd like.

  • 07.13.2009 1:42 AM PDT

Well, personally, I don't care if she does or doesn't count, but I'm sure there are many kids on this forum who do care.

  • 07.13.2009 1:43 AM PDT
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I'll stay away from girls if you don't mind.

  • 07.13.2009 1:43 AM PDT
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Posted by: stimulatedmonke
I'll stay away from girls if you don't mind.

Cooties?

  • 07.13.2009 1:47 AM PDT
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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.

Easy.

  • 07.13.2009 1:49 AM PDT
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as long as her ribs arent more noticeble than boobies and she has only 1 chin

  • 07.13.2009 1:51 AM PDT

Personally, I like my women like I like my coffee....

  • 07.13.2009 1:51 AM PDT
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Posted by: BRandSniperFTW
Posted by: stimulatedmonke
I'll stay away from girls if you don't mind.

Cooties?
Not exactly.

  • 07.13.2009 1:51 AM PDT
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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.

Posted by: RedPhoenix 57
Personally, I like my women like I like my coffee....


Filled with cream?

  • 07.13.2009 1:51 AM PDT

I don't like super skinny guys or fat guys, just a guy who takes care of his body. They don't have to be model-status, but somewhat attractive at least.

Obviously there's other factors than just looks, but that's a different topic.

  • 07.13.2009 1:51 AM PDT

"I hope nothing, I fear nothing, I am free"
"A person needs a little madness, or else they never dare cut the rope and be free." - Nikos Kazantzakis
"The ink of the scholar is more holy than the blood of martyrs" - Hasan al-Basri
Black Chapter, for all religious and political debate that doesn't fit in the Flood.

I like my girls like I like my whiskey, 16 and laced with coke.

  • 07.13.2009 1:52 AM PDT

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Quick witted, and big titted. In that order.

  • 07.13.2009 1:52 AM PDT
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Posted by: petitminou
Posted by: RedPhoenix 57
Personally, I like my women like I like my coffee....


Filled with cream?

WIN.

  • 07.13.2009 1:59 AM PDT

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Posted by: BRandSniperFTW
Posted by: petitminou
Posted by: RedPhoenix 57
Personally, I like my women like I like my coffee....


Filled with cream?

WIN.


DOUBLE WIN.

  • 07.13.2009 2:17 AM PDT
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2-D girls give me the hots.

  • 07.13.2009 2:21 AM PDT
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"I love the Chosen One (loving him is so much fun!); I love the Chosen One (not as much as ME!); I love the Chosen One (I love him with all my heart!); I love the Chosen One (I love him with my body parts!)..."

Obvoiusly "he" is a strait chick or a -blam!- dude. And no one should discriminate against him/her for that either.

WTF!?! Why did it block g a y?

It's not like it's an expletive...stupid forums.

[Edited on 07.13.2009 2:29 AM PDT]

  • 07.13.2009 2:26 AM PDT

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Fair speech may hide a foul heart.

No citizen has a right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training... What a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable. -Socrates

Medium-Rare, cut the fat.

  • 07.13.2009 3:16 AM PDT

Posted by: RedPhoenix 57
Does Cortana count?
i really hope not because thats a bit weird...

  • 07.13.2009 3:19 AM PDT

Tsundere.

  • 07.13.2009 3:19 AM PDT

Posted by: Cloxverto
Posted by: BRandSniperFTW
Posted by: petitminou
Posted by: RedPhoenix 57
Personally, I like my women like I like my coffee....


Filled with cream?

WIN.


DOUBLE WIN.
filled with sugar?

mixed with milk?

stirred with a spoon?

  • 07.13.2009 3:22 AM PDT

Maybe I will never be
All the things that I wanna be
But now is not the time to cry
Now's the time to find out why
I think you're the same as me
We see things they'll never see
You and I are gonna live forever

Morbidly obese :D

MOAR WOMAN FOR DA LOVIN'

  • 07.13.2009 3:24 AM PDT