- Uberdawg
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- Exalted Mythic Member
He watches every Hodgetwin video they put up...on ALL their channels. He calls them the Hodge Triplets, and considers himself the 3rd triplet. He's started talking and acting like them now. Every other line out of his mouth "Thaaas some BULLLLLL**** maaayne" or "Gotta make dem gainzzzz". He calls his biceps "gains". When he eats post-workout, he talks to his biceps, "Don't worry gains, I'm feeding you. Daddys gonna feed you, gainz *kisses biceps*".
Gosh, it's really hard for me because the only one I actually did not like much was The Flood, and the non-Master Chief stuff in that book was great regardless. Before I give my list, I've got to say, in my opinion, that Joseph Staten was actually the most talented writer to pen a Halo book, with all due respect to Nylund. Contact Harvest, while it was the most "boring" of the books, was also the most nuanced and fascinating, and the way that Staten managed to make every detail come to life made it the most believable book, to me. Nonetheless, here's my order:
First Strike
Fall of Reach
Contact Harvest
Cole Protocol
Ghosts of Onyx
The Flood