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Subject: Worst and Funniest new features that could be in Reach

Posted by: ElementalRunner

Posted by: Commander Stroll
Still using a pump-action shotgun over 500 years in the future I see.

omg not realistic stop game production plz

****This is a humour thread, not an official suggestion thread****

List the most dreadful, silly features that could be implemented into Halo: Reach.

Examples:

- Grunts with energy shields
- 60ft Brutes
- 60ft Elites
- Super-radioactive Jackals
- Plasma pistols fire black holes (and every Grunt has a plasma pistol)
- The Covenant can glass you at any time they want.

  • 07.14.2009 10:38 AM PDT

I hunt for the Prophet of Contentment, the San 'Shyumm that murdered my son, and stole his birthright, his Energy Sword. They call our species Heretics. They claim to all that our tongues sting, our words a vile poison that feeds on the unworthy. I have seen the true face of Heresy. The head of a gallant warrior lay on the ground. His neck scorched and blistered, scarred by his own blade. I shall retrieve the weapon, and drive it through that bastard's heart! Punishment for his sins is nigh.

The use of Spartan I, or IIIs, Flood, Sentinels, or Floating Light Bulbs that hum at you.

Oh yeah, and TIME TRAVEL.

[Edited on 07.14.2009 10:41 AM PDT]

  • 07.14.2009 10:41 AM PDT

Join Lucid Orange a machinima/custom gaming group!

Join Lower The Guns they are a group that wants to get the guns lowered on halo 3.

lol a crazy man that runs around with a drill that can't die!

  • 07.14.2009 10:42 AM PDT
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This is my signature

The ability to fly like Superman, there are endless posibilities

  • 07.14.2009 10:43 AM PDT
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A fight against a prophet that can easily kill you without his chair or any other weapon.

  • 07.14.2009 10:46 AM PDT

Remember,
It is easy to be male
it is another thing to be a man.

Posted by: Fos Tis Krisis
Oh yeah, and TIME TRAVEL.


Damm, you got there first.

  • 07.14.2009 10:47 AM PDT

Jet pack equipment for a short bit of flying and sniping

  • 07.14.2009 10:47 AM PDT
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Oh yes I did!

Reach becomes an RTS based on Halo. Jk jk, that would never work...

[Edited on 07.14.2009 10:48 AM PDT]

  • 07.14.2009 10:48 AM PDT

Posted by: ElementalRunner

Posted by: Commander Stroll
Still using a pump-action shotgun over 500 years in the future I see.

omg not realistic stop game production plz

How about a 4 year old child who is invincible, constantly follows you and if you turn your back from him, assassinates you?

Oh, and like you said, he can time travel.

  • 07.14.2009 10:48 AM PDT
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How about trying to teabag with NATAL?

  • 07.14.2009 11:07 AM PDT
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Chuck Norris. Oh, wait, that's a great idea.

  • 07.14.2009 11:08 AM PDT
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*Nibbles on Waffle*

(>^#^<)
(>^-^<)

Scarab Gun that once you pick it up, you'll get banned from Xbox live until year 3000.

  • 07.14.2009 11:08 AM PDT

You will soon learn the true meaning of Halo, young grasshopper......

A Grunt Shoot out mini game, carnival style, person with the most grunt kills wins!

  • 07.14.2009 11:23 AM PDT
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a gun that shoots paintballs

  • 07.14.2009 11:27 AM PDT

Storme Lunt

An Old Man With a cane who beats everything down and cant die.
LOL that would be funny

  • 07.14.2009 11:30 AM PDT

You will soon learn the true meaning of Halo, young grasshopper......

how about when u get infected in Infection gametypes, u turn into a flood form?

  • 07.14.2009 11:30 AM PDT

Posted by: ElementalRunner

Posted by: Commander Stroll
Still using a pump-action shotgun over 500 years in the future I see.

omg not realistic stop game production plz

Posted by: CHAINXGANGXLUNT
An Old Man With a cane who beats everything down and cant die.
LOL that would be funny


Spooky, I was actually thinking of exactly that earlier!!! (Serious)

  • 07.14.2009 12:04 PM PDT

Posted by: Killbarney15
how about when u get infected in Infection gametypes, u turn into a flood form?

that is actually a good idea

  • 07.14.2009 12:07 PM PDT

Doc: "i'm a pacifist"
Caboose: "your a thing that babies suck on?"
Tucker: "no dude, that's a pedephile"
Church: "tucker, i think he means a pacifier"

Time travel, return of the BR, "casual wear" Spartans (seriously), and about a hundred other ideas i've seen tossed around this forum. These were the only few that popped in my head, i'm tired.

  • 07.14.2009 12:34 PM PDT

I hunt for the Prophet of Contentment, the San 'Shyumm that murdered my son, and stole his birthright, his Energy Sword. They call our species Heretics. They claim to all that our tongues sting, our words a vile poison that feeds on the unworthy. I have seen the true face of Heresy. The head of a gallant warrior lay on the ground. His neck scorched and blistered, scarred by his own blade. I shall retrieve the weapon, and drive it through that bastard's heart! Punishment for his sins is nigh.

Posted by: Avontheorc
Reach becomes an RTS based on Halo. Jk jk, that would never work...

*cough*Halo Wars Worked*cough*

  • 07.14.2009 1:34 PM PDT

Posted by: Fos Tis Krisis
Posted by: Avontheorc
Reach becomes an RTS based on Halo. Jk jk, that would never work...

*cough*Halo Wars Worked*cough*

*cough* Halo Wars was the worst Halo game *cough* I have got one- the game has a feature where you play Halo Wars.

  • 07.14.2009 3:25 PM PDT

How bought a complaint hotline for the fine fellows who blame opposing team WalMart connections instead of their terrible skill as to why they lost, that is implemented straight into the game!

[Edited on 07.14.2009 3:34 PM PDT]

  • 07.14.2009 3:33 PM PDT