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What have i done...
i have unleashed a monster
for of which has no body

Posted by: Slegger
Posted by: JOEKER117
almost 200 posts ftw!!!!!!!!!!!


How was your spanking?


Maybe his mums dick fell off and he had to settle with a good old fashion dildoo

  • 07.14.2009 1:39 PM PDT

What have i done...
i have unleashed a monster
for of which has no body

Posted by: JOEKER117
i broke my record


Record of what Rapes ? Spanks ? Dicks Sucked ?

  • 07.14.2009 1:39 PM PDT

What have i done...
i have unleashed a monster
for of which has no body

F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 NEW POST *READ* F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5

  • 07.14.2009 1:41 PM PDT
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Posted by: JOEKER117
i broke my record


Lol, another excuse that's extremely old. You should go shove your extremely small di-ck into a blender and bleed a slow, painful death.

  • 07.14.2009 1:42 PM PDT

Born To Own

Posted by: JOEKER117
i broke my weiner on my boyfriends head and this white stuff got all over!!! some1 help!!!!!

Well, thats nice to know

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  • 07.14.2009 1:43 PM PDT
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Record of what Rapes ? Spanks ? Dicks Sucked ?

Lololololol!That was freakin funny!


-Oh Dwyer

  • 07.14.2009 1:44 PM PDT

What have i done...
i have unleashed a monster
for of which has no body

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Posted by: JOEKER117
i broke my weiner on my boyfriends head and this white stuff got all over!!! some1 help!!!!!

Well, thats nice to know


Use a Condom next time

  • 07.14.2009 1:44 PM PDT

chris2pher

Posted by: D w y y er
I'm going to make some popcorn.This is getting interesting.


-Oh Dwyer


good idea lol

  • 07.14.2009 1:47 PM PDT

alright who forged that

  • 07.14.2009 1:49 PM PDT

What have i done...
i have unleashed a monster
for of which has no body

Posted by: JOEKER117
alright who forged that


Your mother did when u broke ur weiner in the blender trying to get your first boner

  • 07.14.2009 1:50 PM PDT

i am too this is all about me and i want to see this. oh yeah and this entire thing was a fake im just trying to break my record

  • 07.14.2009 1:50 PM PDT
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Nobody.You wrote that.Why are you talking about having sex with men.


-Oh Dwyer

  • 07.14.2009 1:50 PM PDT

Born To Own

Posted by: JOEKER117
alright who forged that

i didnt, you wrote that

  • 07.14.2009 1:50 PM PDT

Born To Own

Posted by: JOEKER117
i am too this is all about me and i want to see this. oh yeah and this entire thing was a fake im just trying to break my record

Lol, yea right

  • 07.14.2009 1:51 PM PDT

where?????

  • 07.14.2009 1:52 PM PDT
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Posted by: JOEKER117
i am too this is all about me and i want to see this. oh yeah and this entire thing was a fake im just trying to break my record


Keep the excuses coming...

  • 07.14.2009 1:52 PM PDT

What have i done...
i have unleashed a monster
for of which has no body

Posted by: JOEKER117
i am too this is all about me and i want to see this. oh yeah and this entire thing was a fake im just trying to break my record


Excuses Excuses Excuses

  • 07.14.2009 1:52 PM PDT

can't beat the cheif

you post in the odst fourm because it comes out in the near future when you wish to have a girlfriend but in reality you should have posted in reach becuase thats how long it will be before you have a chance of getting a girl friend. the end

  • 07.14.2009 1:52 PM PDT

you guys are hilarious will you all send me friend requests

  • 07.14.2009 1:52 PM PDT

Born To Own

Posted by: JOEKER117
where?????

On yoour moms weiner

  • 07.14.2009 1:52 PM PDT

What have i done...
i have unleashed a monster
for of which has no body

Posted by: JOEKER117
you guys are hilarious will you all send me friend requests


So Your Desperate And a loner nice combo

  • 07.14.2009 1:53 PM PDT
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Posted by: JOEKER117
you guys are hilarious will you all send me friend requests


My body refuses to be friend with someone as pathetic as you.

  • 07.14.2009 1:54 PM PDT

chris2pher

Posted by: JOEKER117
you guys are hilarious will you all send me friend requests


no

  • 07.14.2009 1:54 PM PDT

What have i done...
i have unleashed a monster
for of which has no body

Posted by: Slegger
Posted by: JOEKER117
you guys are hilarious will you all send me friend requests


My body refuses to be friend with someone as pathetic as you.


Same but my dick says rapest

  • 07.14.2009 1:55 PM PDT

can't beat the cheif

the only oppisite youll ever attract is a cheese puff beucase they are small tiny and you are large and fat

[Edited on 07.14.2009 1:56 PM PDT]

  • 07.14.2009 1:55 PM PDT