- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
THIS IS A MESSAGE TO BUNGIE:
I've recently discovered the fact that german director Uwe Boll wants to buy the rights to the Halo movie. DO NOT LET HIM DO THIS! If you let that German idiot piece of -blam!- direct the Halo movie, I will find a crowd of angry peasants and storm Bungie Studios. He has already run one video-game franchise into the ground (House of the Dead), and he's probably going to do it again to Alone in the Dark. I don't care how much money he offers you, the most you should give him in return is a swift kick in the crotch. I repeat, Uwe Boll is an evil man who should never direct movies ever again.
AN amusing but powerful post, that one. And totally true. To be fair, he is just showing his interpretation of the games... it just happens to be a piss-poor interpretation. Most people here dont seem to understand, though, that any director can and WILL give his interpreation of Halo to the audience... which will most likely not be the vision the fans had... Now, who put this vision into the fans heads?
WHY, BUNGIE, OF COURSE!!
So, why hire an outside director? Im confident if I checked my Halo manual at the back in the credits someone would have the prestigious title of 'Cinematic Director'... is that person right there not the absolute perfect choice for the director of any possible Halo movie?
... just a thought...
p.s Im not going to - nor should anyone else - check their manuals for this position, just in case Im wrong... all I need to do is get shot down once and the fragile creditibility I have built for myself will come crumbing down like a house of cards. Slippery well oiled cards. In a gale-force wind.