- Bob Bobinson
- Exalted Mythic Member
Loose talk is noose talk.
Actually, through my legal analysis of the CoC, any selling, distributing, or consumption of, lumpy pudding, may and can result in immediate termination by professional ninjas. Even if the pudding is consumed/sold/distributed outside of the legally mandated borders of the Bungie Empire, the ninjas will still hunt you down and terminate you. Instantly.
If you see someone eating/consuming/distributing lumpy pudding, stand far back, as the methods of termination are somewhat... messy.
As lumpy pudding is not a -blam!- word, then you can still use it according to your discretion. Advisement: Achronos needs to -blam!-this word, right now.
Providing a picture of lumpy pudding is severely not advised. If you do post a picture, make sure it is only for educational use in order to best clarify the definition of what lumpy pudding is.
Although the selling and/or distribution of lumpy pudding outside of the legally mandated borders of Bungie will result in instant termination, distribution inside will lead to... complications. Upon the commitment of such horrific and vile crimes, the person in question is instantly abducted and sent on a one way flight straight into an active volcano. Upon arrival, they are strapped onto a giant slingshot comprised of molten rock, from which they are then launched into the sun. Upon arrival into the sun, they are given rigorous reeducation, where upon after convincing the violator that lumpy pudding is vile, the violator is then taken outside and shot. If this isn't the punishment right now, it should be.
And, as an answer to your last question, CAVX, your ban (should be) is permanent. The hot fiery depths of Banadu await you, o ye vile lumpy pudding!