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Subject: Bungie Weekly Update: 07/17/09

there are 2 facts you should know..... 1. there is a fine line between bravery and stupidity. 2. no one dies a virgin because life screws us all

okay, first of all Halo 3 is a rated M game. when you buy the game and you are under aged and you parent agrees or signs a paper or w/e for you to get it for you then it is expected to have mature material on the game

2. the website its no exception if you are underaged and playing a videogame or looking at bungies websites with updates dedicated to a rated M why shouldn't you expect mature material. (im not trying to undermine the parent or Harrisons mom in any way but) its not Bungies fault they just want to make the human beings who already feel like failures for losing, degrade them even more. if anyone is to blame, its the parent because they let there child play the game and be on the website with mature content.

  • 07.17.2009 4:49 PM PDT

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No no no. You don't understand. Harrison works here. And his mom is a saint (from what he tells me). She's just worried about him. We don't want her to worry, do we?
Posted by: maciver
okay, first of all Halo 3 is a rated M game. when you buy the game and you are under aged and you parent agrees or signs a paper or w/e for you to get it for you then it is expected to have mature material on the game

2. the website its no exception if you are underaged and playing a videogame or looking at bungies websites with updates dedicated to a rated M why shouldn't you expect mature material. (im not trying to undermine the parent or Harrisons mom in any way but) its not Bungies fault they just want to make the human beings who already feel like failures for losing, degrade them even more. if anyone is to blame, its the parent because they let there child play the game and be on the website with mature content.

  • 07.17.2009 4:56 PM PDT

^lol

  • 07.17.2009 4:57 PM PDT

Your liver is a slut.
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  • 07.17.2009 4:58 PM PDT
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nice but tht pic looks like mine only the chief and the arbiter were added..so check out my pic called "b utiful" and the description is "mounTAINtS"

  • 07.17.2009 4:59 PM PDT

there are 2 facts you should know..... 1. there is a fine line between bravery and stupidity. 2. no one dies a virgin because life screws us all

ah, okay sorry didn't know that my mistake i thought he was just related to one of them or something sincerly sorry

  • 07.17.2009 5:01 PM PDT

there are 2 facts you should know..... 1. there is a fine line between bravery and stupidity. 2. no one dies a virgin because life screws us all

ah sincerely sorry i thought he was related to person who worked here, i misinterpreted it. my mistake

Posted by: Ghintoch117
No no no. You don't understand. Harrison works here. And his mom is a saint (from what he tells me). She's just worried about him. We don't want her to worry, do we?
Posted by: maciver
okay, first of all Halo 3 is a rated M game. when you buy the game and you are under aged and you parent agrees or signs a paper or w/e for you to get it for you then it is expected to have mature material on the game

2. the website its no exception if you are underaged and playing a videogame or looking at bungies websites with updates dedicated to a rated M why shouldn't you expect mature material. (im not trying to undermine the parent or Harrisons mom in any way but) its not Bungies fault they just want to make the human beings who already feel like failures for losing, degrade them even more. if anyone is to blame, its the parent because they let there child play the game and be on the website with mature content.

  • 07.17.2009 5:05 PM PDT

Today's update was kinda bare. Love the title image though...

  • 07.17.2009 5:07 PM PDT
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"You get recon by first going into your fridge. You take out your mayonaise and pour it all over yourself. Next take your car keys and flush them down the toilet. Yell angry names at your dog, then run out the door. The next part is vital to your sucess. Run to the nearest four way intersection, look up at the sky, say your name backwards 5 times, then lay down and a Bungie staff member will come up to you and give you recon." Posted by: w00tagepwnage

tip on the security tip: good luck with 18004myxbox, my account got hacked last year and it took me 12 phone calls just to find out that the "not contactable investigation team" was unable to access the account (my tag was moved to another live account) because they couldn't find the password, yet they were easily able to access my account without my password

good luck to anyone who gets scammed and the few others who get hacked :(

  • 07.17.2009 5:14 PM PDT
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Dear Harrison's Mom,

Thanks for taking up a ridiculous amount of the update. If you see the best game makers in the world kickin with some liquid magic, why make them apologize? If hearing about people drinking automatically destroys someone's impressionable mind, then they're screwed anyway.

  • 07.17.2009 5:16 PM PDT

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urk, did we need to know that you chat up small children in bathrooms?


Yes we do. And Bungie would you talk to my mom too? :P

  • 07.17.2009 5:21 PM PDT
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Only reason why I'm replying is because I'm too -blam!- lazy to find out how to post. I never post anything ever here, but I felt like this was needed.

Here's my interpretation of this post:

Dear Harrison's Mom:

We sincerely hope that you are -blam!- retarded and this dose of narcisism, sarcasm, and just plain nonsense stows your anger for a while.

Oh, and here's a picture of a sign with a fish on it that has no inside-joke or anything like you'd think it would because just by looking at it IT'S NOT FUNNY... for all of you faithful readers.

Bye, from the most blatant flaming narcisist the world has ever seen. Urk.

Thanks for the update with sufficient amounts of information which clearly kept the majority of people happy, as you can see V.I.A the "Non-Robotic 'Good post.' Human Beings", posting numerous times on this topic. We hope you enjoy the updates on ODST we've given you over the past three weeks. You know, those three pictures of maps with nothing else to go on.

[Edited on 07.17.2009 5:40 PM PDT]

  • 07.17.2009 5:36 PM PDT

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Nice Update Urk, even though it wasn't too much of an update, I still enjoy reading about funny things, lol.

  • 07.17.2009 5:37 PM PDT

FUN TIME

this update is weird. Im uncomfortable

  • 07.17.2009 5:38 PM PDT

YAY I got hacked... Read that. Seriously. Protect yourself.

Thanks for the help, by the way Urk

  • 07.17.2009 5:42 PM PDT

ill be at the gamescom here in germany;-)

  • 07.17.2009 5:46 PM PDT
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Ah cmon, Germany!? That's so close to where I live! Not close enough to ditch my guests and take a boat to that country!

  • 07.17.2009 5:48 PM PDT

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Third!

  • 07.17.2009 5:54 PM PDT

there are 2 facts you should know..... 1. there is a fine line between bravery and stupidity. 2. no one dies a virgin because life screws us all

canada ftw
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No Canadian love :(

  • 07.17.2009 6:02 PM PDT

No Bungie booth at PAX? That is very sad and lame.
And yes. Bungie should visit Alberta. Cept drive over Calgary and come visit Edmonton.

  • 07.17.2009 6:03 PM PDT

was the pic for longshore a reference of "Pimps of the Sea"?

  • 07.17.2009 6:10 PM PDT

I like Halo.

STEPPIN LIGHTLY Jumping Challenge Map by Yours truly.

LOTR - Nightwish music video by Yours truly.

A public apology for posting pictures and stories of alcoholic beverages -- I can't imagine how many co-workers were sitting over your shoulder mumbling how -blam!- it was to feel obligated to post a public apology for that. Hahah. I'm embarrassed for you and I wasn't even involved.

That's like never mentioning any -blam!- encounter during a game of "Never have I ever..." for fear of offending the one Mormon kid at the party...

I hope that pleasing this Harrison's mom results in some serious benefits for you guys, because, otherwise, I will forever imagine you all, collectively, as having microscopic gonads.

  • 07.17.2009 6:13 PM PDT