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Subject: Bungie Weekly Update: 07/17/09

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Sperm sack to the face!

  • 07.17.2009 6:15 PM PDT

wuzap pplz lolol
also, c0nz through Bungie Day

playlist, fak yeah!
but don't make it that much Colonnade again!

  • 07.17.2009 6:16 PM PDT

Check out the group, Planet Reach and talk about Bungie's next game without the annoyance of the public forum. Oh and it's nice there too.

You thought you had lag, it took Jesus 3 days to re-spawn.

Posted by: Penguin 4847
Only reason why I'm replying is because I'm too -blam!- lazy to find out how to post. I never post anything ever here, but I felt like this was needed.

Here's my interpretation of this post:

Dear Harrison's Mom:

We sincerely hope that you are -blam!- retarded and this dose of narcisism, sarcasm, and just plain nonsense stows your anger for a while.

Oh, and here's a picture of a sign with a fish on it that has no inside-joke or anything like you'd think it would because just by looking at it IT'S NOT FUNNY... for all of you faithful readers.

Bye, from the most blatant flaming narcisist the world has ever seen. Urk.

Thanks for the update with sufficient amounts of information which clearly kept the majority of people happy, as you can see V.I.A the "Non-Robotic 'Good post.' Human Beings", posting numerous times on this topic. We hope you enjoy the updates on ODST we've given you over the past three weeks. You know, those three pictures of maps with nothing else to go on.


Someones a touchy little guy. It's going to be ok. Here, have a cookie.

And back to the actual update. It was slim on the new information front but maybe we'll get some good stuff out of the shows. And the Harrison's Mom part made me laugh. I was just hoping it was a joke because then my laughing would be justified, not just the laugh of a crazy person.

  • 07.17.2009 6:19 PM PDT

Good update urk!

  • 07.17.2009 6:23 PM PDT
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hey are u guys bungie employees if u are do u think i could have a 1v1 and see if i can get recon


[Edited on 07.17.2009 6:25 PM PDT]

  • 07.17.2009 6:24 PM PDT

-Delta0Medusa-

Interesting...update......

  • 07.17.2009 6:29 PM PDT
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no im serious

  • 07.17.2009 6:31 PM PDT
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"From whence shall we expect the approach of danger? Shall some trans-Atlantic military giant step the earth and crush us at a blow? Never. All the armies of Europe and Asia...could not by force take a drink from the Ohio River or make a track on the Blue Ridge in the trial of a thousand years. No, if destruction be our lot we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of free men we will live forever or die by suicide." - Abraham Lincoln

I enjoyed it.

Oh and nice Urk, nice. Your brother is a strange man. A strange, strange man.

no im serious
That's the scary part.

[Edited on 07.17.2009 6:33 PM PDT]

  • 07.17.2009 6:32 PM PDT

Join Planet Reach
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Dude... Urk... it's too late.

I got freakin' trashed last night.

  • 07.17.2009 6:34 PM PDT

Whisper Game Studios - shhhh, it's a public secret.
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[*Please note that anything in my posts is likely to be filled with sarcasm, and should be taken with a pinch of salt. I tend to help people, usually*]

Harrison's mom: major buzzkill.

  • 07.17.2009 6:35 PM PDT

Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!

  • 07.17.2009 6:39 PM PDT

Fav. Games: Halo, Marathon, Gears of War, Guitar Hero, CoD4, Rockband, Super Smash Bros(all 3), Legend of Zelda, and alot more that isn't right off the top of my head. ^-^

So did this mom have free time from soccer practice to browse sites for immature content and **** about it..........Seriously, this site is for MATURE audiences. And if you can't laugh at a joke then I just feel sorry for you.........Like anyone has never done anything childish before EVER.

  • 07.17.2009 6:44 PM PDT

Please stop saying "making it rain" in your updates...1000 sets out of how many people on the play list....that is how a poor man would make it rain....LOL

[Edited on 07.17.2009 7:02 PM PDT]

  • 07.17.2009 7:01 PM PDT
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Worst Weekly Update. Evar. Hahaha, just kidding.
-blam!-

[Edited on 07.17.2009 7:04 PM PDT]

  • 07.17.2009 7:03 PM PDT
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Protect your recon guys, there are sharks out there looking for an easy meal. :0

  • 07.17.2009 7:03 PM PDT

there are 2 facts you should know..... 1. there is a fine line between bravery and stupidity. 2. no one dies a virgin because life screws us all

well her SON works at bungie so besides i already went over that at first post of 3rd page
a bungie member or something replied back so that should help you out
Posted by: Sir Slaughter
So did this mom have free time from soccer practice to browse sites for immature content and **** about it..........Seriously, this site is for MATURE audiences. And if you can't laugh at a joke then I just feel sorry for you.........Like anyone has never done anything childish before EVER.

  • 07.17.2009 7:04 PM PDT

New Marathon? Thanks Bungie!

sux that ppl r getting hacked I dun understand y the hackers dun wait till ODST comes out its not so far off

[Edited on 07.17.2009 7:11 PM PDT]

  • 07.17.2009 7:10 PM PDT

"Seems to me you should spend less time on that article and more time working on that novel you've been working on!!!"

Haha, I looked at the clock and it was 7:07, and then I thought The bungie weekly update is today!

You guys have conditioned me now as far as the number seven goes. That was an alright update I suppose. It's cool to hear you guys will let the masses come have a go at Firefight. I gotta get to one of those events. Maybe not this year, maybe not next, but some day...

[Edited on 07.17.2009 7:17 PM PDT]

  • 07.17.2009 7:16 PM PDT

Suck it Red!

who is harrison?

  • 07.17.2009 7:29 PM PDT

797,700 threads in the Flood and counting

What??!!? Teh reconz rain is ova????!!? NOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

  • 07.17.2009 7:33 PM PDT

The average gamer now days is 33. You need to slow your role Harrison's mom!

  • 07.17.2009 7:33 PM PDT

isn't harrison's mom another way to say MILF?

  • 07.17.2009 7:34 PM PDT

Does anyone even read these?

Thanks for keeping us updated!

: )

  • 07.17.2009 7:49 PM PDT
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"To conserve the fighting strength!"

Posted by: Jay120171
Bobcast: the only ninja to operate an ER out of his mom's basement

I apologize to Bungie because some soccer mom got upset about you guys having a night of fun.

Your guy's job is to make kick ass games, and to manage a kick ass community. Your job isn't to parent. I'm sorry she wasn't secure in her own parting skills, and had to drag you into her insecurities.

  • 07.17.2009 7:54 PM PDT