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Subject: What is your funniest way for the Rookie to die?

About me: I am a vicious wolf of a man.

But really am sweet at heart. =)

There was already a thread like this but I didn't want to break the rules.

What in your opinion would be the funniest way for the Rookie to perish. In the story or gameplay.
here's mine


The Rookie escapes to the city in a Pelican trying to get to Crow's Nest. Suddenly there is a power failure and it crashes. While walking through the jungle he looks up and sees a meteor, it suddenly changes course and BOOM...

6 hours later


"How far did he fall?"

"Two Kilometers, easy."

"Stay sharp... how bad is it Coreman?"

"I don't know sir, gel layer COULD have taken most of the impact."

"Hey look! were any ODSTs operating in the area? I found a helmet!"

"And a silenced SMG over here!"

"I THINK I found what cushned the Chief's fall Seargant"

"Ewww"
"Sushi!"
"More like roadkill."

"Radio for heavy lift gear...and a spatula"

  • 07.18.2009 2:22 PM PDT

You don't have the authority, Sir.

The Rookie threw a granade at a brute, the granade bounces of the brutes head and lands next to the rookie....

The Rookie - "That Can't be Good"

The Rookie - " FAIL "

Brute - "He he, he really is a rookie..."

  • 07.18.2009 2:29 PM PDT

PwN IZ SiK

jump out of the drop pod and rag doll down to the floor and snap his neck, then credits

  • 07.18.2009 2:32 PM PDT

You don't have the authority, Sir.

LOL

  • 07.18.2009 2:36 PM PDT

Posted by:ScubaToaster
Posted by: HipiO7
This man, this man right here put it so eloquently that I actually cancelled my own 2000+ word long post.
/slow clap for respect


:)
The person who said participating is important, not winning, obviously never won anything.

Ride a nuclear bomb to the surface while wearing a cowboy hat, laughing the way down.

  • 07.18.2009 2:38 PM PDT

PwN IZ SiK

LOL
XD

[Edited on 07.18.2009 2:39 PM PDT]

  • 07.18.2009 2:38 PM PDT

get out of here stalker

Picking up a trip mine, thinking its a clue.

  • 07.18.2009 2:41 PM PDT

Posted by: HipiO7
Ride a nuclear bomb to the surface while wearing a cowboy hat, laughing the way down.

dr strangelove FTW

  • 07.18.2009 2:43 PM PDT

Posted by:ScubaToaster
Posted by: HipiO7
This man, this man right here put it so eloquently that I actually cancelled my own 2000+ word long post.
/slow clap for respect


:)
The person who said participating is important, not winning, obviously never won anything.

Posted by: Ihavegametags
Posted by: HipiO7
Ride a nuclear bomb to the surface while wearing a cowboy hat, laughing the way down.

dr strangelove FTW


Thank you, i always appreciate meeting fans.

[Edited on 07.18.2009 2:45 PM PDT]

  • 07.18.2009 2:44 PM PDT
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Reach needs to be patched. It's the truth.

Posted by: HipiO7
Ride a nuclear bomb to the surface while wearing a cowboy hat, laughing the way down.


This.

  • 07.18.2009 2:47 PM PDT

Datass

walking into a door, thinking its an actual door and it leading to a killball... OUCH

  • 07.18.2009 2:49 PM PDT
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(In His Drop Pod)
(Drop the Drop pod)
(a Flying grunt broke the window)
(HE jump off to space )
(Metorite hit him)
(Later Where Broken Halo ring was)
-Gravemind "I cant belive we still Live"
-flood brute "Im scary what happen Metoreite come here"
-Gravemind "Dont worry they 1 comeing this way but it doest not kill us only have 1 more pound it can kill."
- Grunt "I Think i see ODST on it"
-Gravemind "O crap"
(Halo ring got destory again)

  • 07.18.2009 3:20 PM PDT