- Lt Sartor
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- Exalted Legendary Member
How come I never get the sniper rifle?!
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My ROFLsniper goes POW!
Maybe if the cars are drivable then you can go on the highway every morning to your dead end job, and even get caught in some post explosion traffic. And then finally sign up for the ODST division only to find yourself back on the highway that you hated so much. And then finally commit suicide realizing that it is hopeless to regroup with your squad that is probably dead. You go to a corner in a broken building, quickly use a firebomb grenade to scorch a stick and write on the wall- "Remember Reach"- and then take out your M6C Socom Automag, point it at your chin and pull the trigger, only to realize you are out of ammunition. You find a covenant patrol and run straight into it and quickly get killed by all the spikes, balls of plasma, and exploding crystal shards. And lay on the ground, using your last breath to say "F**k you Squidward!!!!!!!!!" And then die. Or atleast thats what i would do. =|