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Subject: Halo: Reach will be the best game ever made, of all time. Ever

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SHORT
Everyone who plays CoD will commit suicide because this game will own them and when you log onto any other games that's not Halo:Reach your head will explode.

Unless its any other game made by Bungie.

LONG
When you log onto any other game that's not made by bungie you will start sweating. Out of nowhere your head will blow itself apart and pieces of flesh and head will scatter the room. If your playing CoD4, or MWF2 then your stomach will feel like there's insects eating at your insides for the 3 hours. then you will die. And the bungie team will disintegrate your corpse.

How do I know all this? Because bungie is the best.

Please keep responding to this thread. We need to spread the word before lives are lost.


THREAD FEEDBACK
Posted by: Runic Aries
"Now this is a story all about how, this thread got flipped, turned up-side down"


Posted by: EldritchWarlord
Right, because one game being better than another completely invalidates the inferior. And deciding which is better is totally not subjective either.


Posted by: holymoses18
That would be a terrible move by bungie seeing as how no one would buy the game then....



[Edited on 07.19.2009 9:10 PM PDT]

  • 07.19.2009 8:45 PM PDT

Wherever you roam
so far from home
you'll be safe from peril
life threatening and terrible
if you avoid David Powel
and keep track of your towel.

Right, because one game being better than another completely invalidates the inferior. And deciding which is better is totally not subjective either.

  • 07.19.2009 8:49 PM PDT

That would be a terrible move by bungie seeing as how no one would buy the game then....

  • 07.19.2009 8:50 PM PDT

Man, you just a swagger jacker, now i'm a certified limburguiniest and catalaker!

Posted by: EldritchWarlord
Right, because one game being better than another completely invalidates the inferior. And deciding which is better is totally not subjective either.



riiiiiiiiiiggggghhhhhtttt...

  • 07.19.2009 8:50 PM PDT

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Posted by: holymoses18
That would be a terrible move by bungie seeing as how no one would buy the game then....


No, bungie would kill all the morons who play the CoD series. Admittedly the graphics for the campaign of MWF2 look amazing. But Halo: Reach is better just because it is. Deal with it.

  • 07.19.2009 8:57 PM PDT

And if the game isnt as great as you claim it is, you will probably cry. make sure you put it on youtube if it happens.

  • 07.19.2009 8:58 PM PDT

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I will do so.
Posted by: Runic Aries
And if the game isnt as great as you claim it is, you will probably cry. make sure you put it on youtube if it happens.


But that isn't possible. For you see I have proof. Bungie made some games. I played all the halo games and there all great. But then sometime the marathon Durendal came out on the marketplace. Marathon ate every other trial game. And when you beat this marathon game there's a hidden Easter egg that shows will smith rapping about halo: Reach to the tone of Fresh Prince.

  • 07.19.2009 9:01 PM PDT

"Now this is a story all about how, this thread got flipped, turned up-side down"

  • 07.19.2009 9:04 PM PDT

I wish I was still legendary.

I seriously hope they find some way to implement the forerunner tank from H2. it sounds cool.

  • 07.19.2009 9:04 PM PDT

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Posted by: Runic Aries
"Now this is a story all about how, this thread got flipped, turned up-side down"


Epic quote is epic enough to be in the OP.

[Edited on 07.19.2009 9:09 PM PDT]

  • 07.19.2009 9:09 PM PDT

Posted by: Wizzen james
Posted by: Runic Aries
"Now this is a story all about how, this thread got flipped, turned up-side down"


Epic quote is epic enough to be in the OP.


you realise im telling you to get back on topic right?

  • 07.19.2009 9:11 PM PDT

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Posted by: Runic Aries
Posted by: Wizzen james
Posted by: Runic Aries
"Now this is a story all about how, this thread got flipped, turned up-side down"


Epic quote is epic enough to be in the OP.


you realise im telling you to get back on topic right?


When did we go off topic?

  • 07.19.2009 9:14 PM PDT

Posted by: Wizzen james
Posted by: holymoses18
That would be a terrible move by bungie seeing as how no one would buy the game then....


No, bungie would kill all the morons who play the CoD series. Admittedly the graphics for the campaign of MWF2 look amazing. But Halo: Reach is better just because it is. Deal with it.

Youre ignorance and blind dedication make me lol. Reach isn't coming out until 2011, possibly later with delays, and MW2 releases in september. You can't judge two different games when one comes out 2 years after the other one.

  • 07.19.2009 9:49 PM PDT

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Posted by: Free Mr Chief
Posted by: Wizzen james
Posted by: holymoses18
That would be a terrible move by bungie seeing as how no one would buy the game then....


No, bungie would kill all the morons who play the CoD series. Admittedly the graphics for the campaign of MWF2 look amazing. But Halo: Reach is better just because it is. Deal with it.

Youre ignorance and blind dedication make me lol. Reach isn't coming out until 2011, possibly later with delays, and MW2 releases in september. You can't judge two different games when one comes out 2 years after the other one.


LOL LOOKS WHO'S CALLING ME BLIND. REACH COMES OUT IN FALL 2010!!! not all caps

  • 07.19.2009 9:50 PM PDT

I wish I was still legendary.

Posted by: Free Mr Chief
Posted by: Wizzen james
Posted by: holymoses18
That would be a terrible move by bungie seeing as how no one would buy the game then....


No, bungie would kill all the morons who play the CoD series. Admittedly the graphics for the campaign of MWF2 look amazing. But Halo: Reach is better just because it is. Deal with it.

Youre ignorance and blind dedication make me lol. Reach isn't coming out until 2011, possibly later with delays, and MW2 releases in september. You can't judge two different games when one comes out 2 years after the other one.


Isn't MW2 November? and Reach is 2010.

  • 07.19.2009 9:51 PM PDT

Perception is everything.

*Whew*....I see you left out the painful parts...

  • 07.19.2009 9:52 PM PDT

Posted by: Wizzen james
Posted by: Free Mr Chief
Posted by: Wizzen james
Posted by: holymoses18
That would be a terrible move by bungie seeing as how no one would buy the game then....


No, bungie would kill all the morons who play the CoD series. Admittedly the graphics for the campaign of MWF2 look amazing. But Halo: Reach is better just because it is. Deal with it.

Youre ignorance and blind dedication make me lol. Reach isn't coming out until 2011, possibly later with delays, and MW2 releases in september. You can't judge two different games when one comes out 2 years after the other one.


LOL LOOKS WHO'S CALLING ME BLIND. REACH COMES OUT IN FALL 2010!!! not all caps

I'm sorry. I made a mistake on the internet. I may as well go kill myself now because I am obviously inferior and stupid.
btw, OP, how old are you. You act like a 10 year old fan boy

[Edited on 07.19.2009 10:02 PM PDT]

  • 07.19.2009 9:55 PM PDT

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Anyone who makes an account on the forum for the best game ever is brilliant don't call yourself dumb.

Gotomyprofileandfindoutmyagewhydontya.

  • 07.19.2009 10:05 PM PDT

u failed to see the sarcasm in my post. I'm starting to think ur a troll.

  • 07.19.2009 10:14 PM PDT

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Posted by: Free Mr Chief
u failed to see the sarcasm in my post. I'm starting to think ur a troll.


Can't we be nice.

  • 07.19.2009 10:17 PM PDT

I hunt for the Prophet of Contentment, the San 'Shyumm that murdered my son, and stole his birthright, his Energy Sword. They call our species Heretics. They claim to all that our tongues sting, our words a vile poison that feeds on the unworthy. I have seen the true face of Heresy. The head of a gallant warrior lay on the ground. His neck scorched and blistered, scarred by his own blade. I shall retrieve the weapon, and drive it through that bastard's heart! Punishment for his sins is nigh.

The game is not even out yet, so how on earth will you know whether or not it is the best? For all you know this "New experience" is going to be GHEY.

  • 07.19.2009 10:18 PM PDT

I stopped being nice when you started acting like a complete tool, bashing one game, calling its community morons, when in fact, you played WaW on thursday. If you haven't noticed, Halo is full of morons too who whine about BR spread or recon or scream when they get their kill stolen. Then you claimed a game a year a way from release, which you know next to nothing about, is going to be better then one coming out in a few months, which already has several videos on the internet.
Posted by: Wizzen james
Posted by: Free Mr Chief
u failed to see the sarcasm in my post. I'm starting to think ur a troll.


Can't we be nice.

Oh ya. I saw ur post about durandal earlier. Marathon is nothing more then a weaker copy of doom.

[Edited on 07.19.2009 10:35 PM PDT]

  • 07.19.2009 10:32 PM PDT

Halo > Halo 3: ODST > Halo: Reach > Halo 2 > Halo 3

Something about cheese puffs...

*cough*milkinghalo*cough*

Huh, what?

  • 07.20.2009 12:03 AM PDT
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$60 on him being massively disappointed when Halo:Reach is released and he commits suicide.

  • 07.20.2009 12:21 AM PDT