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Subject: ODST: war stories

There are more ODST than in the game, as we all know, and they each have their own story. Make up your squad, and what adventures they have, and so on. As long as it makes sense and is on topic, its welcome here. Have fun.

  • 07.21.2009 1:28 PM PDT

theres three 6 year olds
ur
inag
aybar.their parents beat them but they got tired so thy sent the milatary to beat them but then they became soldiers somhow
sargent calls out their names
ur,inag,aybar GO PLAY WORLD OF WARCRAFGT
one of the orcs jump out of the screen andit happend to be a lady orc
then the brute from halo 3 instantly ended up in love with her
they had intercourse on the spot and 4 nano seconds later a baby orc comes out of the VAG hole
8 years later ur and aybar turn g @ y and somehow ur has a baby
the 8 year old brorc who is the brute and orcs son beats him to deathand and over the insanity ur kills himself
now it was just inag & aybar but aybar angry at the orc son but happy also has sex with the orc son and orc SON WANTS IT.
inag was gatting lonely and over the depresion spent the rest of his life doing crack
aybar sad that his last freind diedwent to afganistan to the wepon traders and got a magnifieing glass which he used on the halo ring blowing up all that lived in africa but why.
the end.

BTW this thread is epic win

[Edited on 07.21.2009 1:47 PM PDT]

  • 07.21.2009 1:40 PM PDT

.............uh, ok.

  • 07.21.2009 1:48 PM PDT

X74

im scared

  • 07.21.2009 1:49 PM PDT

If your having girl problems i'll feal bad for you son, I've got 99 problems but a Bi76h ain't one.

O_______O

  • 07.21.2009 1:51 PM PDT

Squadname- Purple haeded warriors
members fats, lolboy, bagman , and sue
The squad was walking in unicore land when lolboy saw a grunt. lolboy yelled in terror, threw a frag at the ground and did what he does best he loled, the frag killed everyone. The end.

[Edited on 07.21.2009 1:53 PM PDT]

  • 07.21.2009 1:52 PM PDT

I wrote a whole god damn fan fiction about an ODST squad. I won't link it though, that would be advertising.

  • 07.21.2009 1:53 PM PDT
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ODST
Fight
?????
Profit

  • 07.21.2009 2:30 PM PDT
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Uh I am very confused.

[Edited on 07.22.2009 7:59 AM PDT]

  • 07.21.2009 3:09 PM PDT