"Dear Humanity; we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!"
—Avery J. Johnson
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Posted by: mattzcoolathanu
An ice cream truck with flamethrowers.
Plus a giant, spinning shuriken under the seating location, close to the bottom but above the wheels, and missles hidden in the cone, and the ability to fire flaming babies with acid cones and lava for tears. also the ability to fly wont hurt. get ready to destroy the battlefield with A: this ice cream truck, B: My mongoose, C: a longsword, And D: a grunt riding a donkey thats angry, extreamly angry, it will bite your kneecaps off and eat an entire covenant assult carrier(the Giant ones from the cut scenes and the one parked above new mombassa, the aliens go wort wort and cortana says "bet you cant stick it" in a very suggestive tone all guys who like cortana are going to have a melt down in 3..2..1..