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ALEX
Full name: McClassified, Alexander James.
Blood type: B+
Height: 5'7''
Weight: 115lbs
Rating: Rookie
Unit: [badass]
Service number: 40610-191992-TM
Enlistment date: 12/08/2553
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio or whats left.
Born: Cincinnatie, Ohio.
Gender: M
Citizen: Earthling
Age: 16 (b. 12/08/1992)
Occupation: Chicken Sexer
This ODST may be a complete underdog, what with his age, and nooby job, deciding whether a chicken is a male or female, but he gets the job done. Nothing remains as he passes. Hes like a damn tsunami. He is MAN. Even before the war, he's had the eyes of a killer, hes seen some -blam!-. Don't get in his way, he wont cross yours. Best to be on his good side. He eliminates his bad side. Sorta. He is classy off the battlefield and brings win to the table for his hawt wife.