I am going to go to a GameStop or something (providing I don"t pre-order it) and say, I can haz Halo3ODST? And if they say no, I will beat them to death with my Wii, breaking it in the process, then take it home and contemplate whether or not to eat it, then I will play campaign on easy, just to learn the story line, then after I'm done I'll forge on those new maps, or maybe do firefight. Then I will want to play on Live, but I will remember that I have the worst lag in the world, and huddle up in a fetal position in a corner.
And then play campaign again.
[Edited on 08.04.2009 6:41 AM PDT]