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What follows is a tale of woe. I am a Halo fan, HUGE. I play the game, I check out the site, I buy the gear. I have a mini Master Chief, green. Yes, that's series one, beoches. Anyway, I wear it around my neck on a string at night during my "chill time" in front of the tv. It keeps Chiefy close to my heart and fills my dreams that night with lovely phantoms of the upcoming Halo2. Mom noticed this and thought it a tad strange that I was playing with as she says a "dolly baby". No, I won't tell you how old I am. You don't want to know. She got hold of my Master Chief ACTION FIGURE one night when I had carelessly left it laying on the couch. She began to quietly sing (knowing I was in earshot) something like: "Go to sleep my baby, my baby". This is where I have to issue a sensitive reader warning. Things are about to get wierd. I forgot about her little song and went about my business but eventually came looking for my Chief to put him back on. What I found is at the links below. It isn't pretty. As you can see she transformed Chiefy into some kind of deranged little green bedded down child with an assault rifle. I am now recovering from this incident and am beginning to worry about my other little friends who adorn the top of my computer. They are safe for now as I am unemployed and spend most of my time in front of it playing Halo. But, sooner or later, I will have to go back to work and then....
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[Edited on 7/20/2004 7:34:14 PM]