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Subject: Bungie, I fixed all your maps for you

Does anyone even read these?

I decided to tweak Bungie's maps to make them more suitable and more fitting for gameplay.

Assembly
I decided to give the Rocket Tower an upgrade.

Awesome Tower

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Avalanche
I wanted to fix up the whole Offence/Defence thing with this map.

Defence
Offence

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Blackout
We now have the notorious Ghost of Blackout. Don't get in it's way...

RAWR!

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Citadel
I admit it, this map is pretty awesome and I'm not sure what else I could do to it to fix it. I applaud you Bungie, you finally created a decent map. One thing you forgot about though, where the hell are all the explosives?!

This picture sums up the EXTREMEness involved very nicely.

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Cold Storage
I'm going to admit, the monster in the tube scares the hell outta me on this map because I'm always scared it will escape and eat me up. So now we can battle againts it in case it does.

In Case of Zombie Outbreak...

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Construct
You sick of those campers?

Chain Reaction FTW!

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Epitaph
This map needed more bouncing potential, luckily I fixed it!

You know you want to.

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Foundry
Needs moar Truck!

And possibly baby Trucks.

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Ghost Town
This map doesn't live up to it's name, well I decided to fix that.

This town is ran by Ghosts.

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Guardian
Finally I can load this map once again. You guys are saved because I bring you the solution to the most annoying problem to brace Halo 3. Campers in the blue room.
You block it off of course.
I can't believe Bungie didn't think of this. /facepalm for Bungie.
I also wanted to show the Major League of Geeks how to use the lift in Guardian. Now that I've blocked off the holes they wouldn't jump up and through them so much.
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Heretic
Jesus funking christ Bungie, you really messed up this map. I had to change so much about it. For one thing we should spawn with Plasma Rifles and more grenades.
Well luckily I fixed that.
I also found that we didn't have enough grenades to spam with.
The platform doesn't bounce anymore, so I had to fix that. Well, I hope it works...
And in that high place which I don't know the name of it is very exposed. This is where players go to rain BR bullets onto you with limited protection. These players deserve more protection.
I added in some Shield Doors and a Flamethrower for teh lulz.

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High Ground
Don't you hate it when the enemy spawns directly next to you on this map?

I fixed the spawn problem for you!

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Isolation
The hill needed to be moar dominant.

That good enough for ya?

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Last Resort
You now have a choice between a flying Mongoose, Warthog or Scorpion Tank all neatly positioned by Froman.

Now with more explosives.

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Longshore

It was a hard challenge to improve this map because it is oh so great and not many complaints have been made on it, so instead I decided to EXTREME it up!

Boat Launcher. Boat not included.

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Narrows
Don't you hate the MLG nubs who flag run down the bottom of this map?

Now you can take the Mongoose.

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Orbital
The internet is a series of tubes, the more tubes you have the more interwebz can fit through and by logic the more interwebz you have less lag will occur. Luckily this map comes with interwebz, by positioning them in a circle I have eliminated lag.

I. Am. A. GENIUS!

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Rats Nest
Driving the Warthog is so damn boring on this map, it's just a damn circle, NICE GOING BUNGIE! I decided to change it up a bit.

The lower area is now a soccer field.

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Sandbox
This Sandbawks is soooo boring. Let's go golfing instead.

A hole in one gives you 10 points.

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Sandtrap
.....

No comment.

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Snowbound
This map is such a camping map, there's only one problem, not enough Shotguns.

Now there's enough Shotguns for you whole team.

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Standoff
"The Warthog dominates the map!"
"The spawns suck!"


Quit your complaining!

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The Pit
Why on earth did Bungie decide to add cones into this map, even worse they are positioned around explosives. This gives a likely chance of being hit by one of these nasty objects.

They can't hurt you any more.

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Valhalla
Why is it that the noob on your team always gets the Sniper Rifle? Well thankfully I have though of a solution to this problem.

Use this tactic wisely my friends.


Well that's all the maps, please post your thanks to me for fixing all the maps. :D

[Edited on 12.15.2009 10:21 PM PST]

  • 07.25.2009 6:30 PM PDT
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LMAO. Your sir, are full of win!

This one made me laugh the hardest.



[Edited on 07.25.2009 6:35 PM PDT]

  • 07.25.2009 6:31 PM PDT

xJFISCH25x

Haha those are funny

  • 07.25.2009 6:32 PM PDT

I lol'd.

  • 07.25.2009 6:33 PM PDT

Holy crap! Thanks man, I'ma try these out now, they sound fun.

  • 07.25.2009 6:35 PM PDT
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"We're blue, right?"

"Zombie-like Reflexes..."

"Nice, I got VIP! Or...MVP! Whatever the hell it's called..."

"Gimme dat sniper..."

"You bought your 50." "So did you." "Uh, I don't have a 50..."

I laughed so hard at the Standoff one.

You made my day.

  • 07.25.2009 6:36 PM PDT
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Epic. Bungie should seriously take these changes into consideration.

  • 07.25.2009 6:36 PM PDT

"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give EL1TE SUPR3MACY lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

Shishka needs to see this, he's got competition.

  • 07.25.2009 6:36 PM PDT

NIERDRAIG!!!

you made my day

  • 07.25.2009 6:37 PM PDT
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You aren't funny.

  • 07.25.2009 6:37 PM PDT
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Posted by: BlastedPurito
you made my day

Agreed. Everyone should save this thread so it gets pinned.

  • 07.25.2009 6:38 PM PDT
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Posted by: Lv 100 Zapdos
You aren't funny.

Oh, he's quite hilarious.

  • 07.25.2009 6:39 PM PDT

Do not invite me to your group.

No, I do not want to join your group.

I am not interested in your group.

You just made my day...


Thank you.


I saved this thread for more lulz later.

  • 07.25.2009 6:39 PM PDT

Owners of the Katana: A group for people with 1000 gamerscore in Halo 3.

My Halocharts


Posted by: Myself
Armor Lock is not a crutch, it is a wheelchair!

Nice. :D

  • 07.25.2009 6:39 PM PDT

"What could be better than a regular waffle"

"A Chickenwaffle, perhaps?"

I think I love this post.........

  • 07.25.2009 6:40 PM PDT

Posted by: Recon Number 54
Life is a journey, if you spend all of it with your nose in your map, you may miss some of the best parts.

LOL. I would want those changes =].

  • 07.25.2009 6:41 PM PDT

Marine Corps.
Semper Fi.

Posted by: Wikked Navajoe
My problems [with Reach] are basically just full parties, mlg, and people who go out of their way not to get killed.

I enjoyed this thread.

  • 07.25.2009 6:42 PM PDT

You made my roflcopter go soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi.

  • 07.25.2009 6:43 PM PDT

Does anyone even read these?

Glad you guys like the new and improved maps.

  • 07.25.2009 6:44 PM PDT

Everything is interesting if you go into it deeply enough.

Maps need more ghosts. Cones are far too powerful to be contained by mere caution barriers. Energy shields, bubble shields, and concrete blocks are needed for proper containment.

  • 07.25.2009 6:44 PM PDT
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"The cradle rocks above an abyss, and common sense tells us that our existence is but a brief crack of light between two eternities of darkness."
-Vladimir Nabokov

Excellent! Bungie really screwed up those maps, but thank god that we have you!

Thread saved.

  • 07.25.2009 6:45 PM PDT

Member of team Master Theory.

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If you would like to know more about Mythic difficulty please go to this thread. Thank you.

Please do not send me "recruitment messages" as I'm not interested in joining any groups currently.

Awesome. Pure awesome. I laughed quite a bit at some of them. Just one question though; one Orbital can we now have no lag due to map specific servers? if so thank you! :-D

  • 07.25.2009 6:45 PM PDT