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Subject: Bungie, I fixed all your maps for you
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I clicked all the links and I look forward to checking these out. are they all joke maps?

edit: oh lol I didn't realize they were screenshots.

[Edited on 08.09.2009 12:44 AM PDT]

  • 08.09.2009 12:41 AM PDT

This is a RETICULE, and that is a RETICLE. I'm using the latter to aim. And what are you using?

Posted by: BadBall3r47
Standoff
"The Warthog dominates the map!"
"The spawns suck!"


Quit your complaining!

Dude, I swear I almost wet myself! ^^

  • 08.09.2009 12:52 AM PDT
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I'm sorry that I made you guys mad but I hate people that are muslim do to the fact that the quaran specifically says kill or convert the infidel. You can look it up if you want. I have a mild learning disability. And I am being serious that I have a mild learning disability. I'm in LLD classes for acedemics.

new maps FTW

  • 08.09.2009 1:30 AM PDT
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Wow those are awesome!! LOL, i actually did

  • 08.09.2009 2:01 AM PDT
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MiNi KeGs and KuSh
Please DONT bother me with group invites. I play halo for my entertainment and have absolutely no interest in joining any group no matter what.

lame

  • 08.09.2009 2:06 AM PDT

Posted by: LordInfamous175
lame


Excuse me? These are not lame.

  • 08.09.2009 10:33 AM PDT

I can haz ur mumz

Posted by: BadBall3r47
I decided to tweak Bungie's maps to make them more suitable and more fitting for gameplay.

Assembly
I decided to give the Rocket Tower an upgrade.

Awesome Tower

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Avalanche
I wanted to fix up the whole Offence/Defence thing with this map.

Now Defence gets Tanks and Missile Pods While Offence gets Mongeese (plural correction?) with Snipers and Brute Shots for ultimate Goosing.

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Blackout
We now have the notorious Ghost of Blackout. Don't get in it's way...

RAWR!

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Cold Storage
I'm going to admit, the monster in the tube scares the hell outta me on this map because I'm always scared it will escape and eat me up. So now we can battle againts it in case it does.

In Case of Zombie Outbreak...

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Construct
You sick of those campers?

Chain Reaction FTW!

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Epitaph
This map needed more bouncing potential, luckily I fixed it!

You know you want to.

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Foundry
Needs moar Truck!

And possibly baby Trucks.

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Ghost Town
This map doesn't live up to it's name, well I decided to fix that.

This town is ran by Ghosts.

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Guardian
My xbawks can't load this map, Bungie needs to do the dirty work themselves.

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High Ground
Don't you hate it when the enemy spawns directly next to you on this map?

I fixed the spawn problem for you!

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Isolation
The hill needed to be moar dominant.

That good enough for ya?

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Last Resort
You now have a choice between a flying Mongoose, Warthog or Scorpion Tank all neatly positioned by Froman.

Now with more explosives.

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Narrows
Don't you hate the MLG nubs who flag run down the bottom of this map?

Now you can take the Mongoose.

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Orbital
The internet is a series of tubes, the more tubes you have the more interwebz can fit through and by logic the more interwebz you have less lag will occur. Luckily this map comes with interwebz, by positioning them in a circle I have eliminated lag.

I. Am. A. GENIUS!

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Rats Nest
Driving the Warthog is so damn boring on this map, it's just a damn circle, NICE GOING BUNGIE! I decided to change it up a bit.

The lower area is now a soccer field.

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Sandbox
This map is soooo boring. Let's go golfing instead.

A hole in one gives you 10 points.

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Sandtrap
.....

No comment.

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Snowbound
This map is such a camping map, there's only one problem, not enough Shotguns.

Now there's enough Shotguns for you whole team.

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Standoff
"The Warthog dominates the map!"
"The spawns suck!"


Quit your complaining!

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The Pit
Why on earth did Bungie decide to add cones into this map, even worse they are positioned around explosives. This gives a likely chance of being hit by one of these nasty objects.

They can't hurt you any more.

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Valhalla
Why is it that the noob on your team always gets the Sniper Rifle? Well thankfully I have though of a solution to this problem.

Use this tactic wisely my friends.


Well that's all the maps, please post your thanks to me for fixing all the maps. :D


Major Giant EPIC WIN!!!

  • 08.09.2009 10:42 AM PDT

The candy man can!
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Posted by: FlipTaco
Somebody with extreme moral value is about to post and tell you how bad it is that you're going to miss one day of school. Just wait for it... wait for it...

Posted by: overhem
Education is the most important thing in your life. Don't skip it for a video game.

Tada!

I loled at the avalanche and Isolation one

  • 08.09.2009 10:43 AM PDT

The candy man can!
Posted by: FlipTaco
Posted by: FlipTaco
Somebody with extreme moral value is about to post and tell you how bad it is that you're going to miss one day of school. Just wait for it... wait for it...

Posted by: overhem
Education is the most important thing in your life. Don't skip it for a video game.

Tada!

And the valhalla and pit ones--classic

  • 08.09.2009 10:47 AM PDT

We're past words. It's time to let Smith and Wesson do the talkin'

one of the best posts ever

  • 08.09.2009 11:08 AM PDT
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Yes, this may be the single greatest post evar in this forum. Good Job!!!

  • 08.09.2009 11:30 AM PDT

Agreed

  • 08.09.2009 12:17 PM PDT

I'm just speachless because of how smarticle these ideas are. :D

  • 08.09.2009 12:30 PM PDT

Well he deserves to be heard

  • 08.10.2009 9:04 AM PDT

Killer to the cause, thats all that I am...

ROFL
this is one of the funniest forums I have seen in a wile!!!
HAHAHA
BEAT FORUM

[Edited on 08.10.2009 9:14 AM PDT]

  • 08.10.2009 9:13 AM PDT

these are funny and getting a great reception here on the forums. just don't start thinking you deserve recon for it lol.

[Edited on 08.10.2009 9:14 AM PDT]

  • 08.10.2009 9:14 AM PDT

Posted by: dogfire45
ROFL
this is one of the funniest forums I have seen in a wile!!!
HAHAHA
BEAT FORUM


Thread* not forum.

  • 08.10.2009 9:15 AM PDT

Well done BadBall3r47! That was good humour!

  • 08.10.2009 9:20 AM PDT

Known by some, but not by all.
Soffish: Do not eat!
TWP Assistant Director.

Simple yet genious!!!

  • 08.10.2009 9:22 AM PDT

Tu Latinam legire non potes.
Stryper Roxx!

lol, can we download these maps?

  • 08.10.2009 9:22 AM PDT

hes a genius

  • 08.10.2009 9:24 AM PDT
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Uh...

That made me lolz.

  • 09.14.2009 1:48 AM PDT

"You got 2 years of cl1t deepening you mean?"
"Uh. Wut?"
"..."
"Do you know what a cl1t is, dear?"
"LAWL SO SIGGING THIS -blam!-!"

Posted by: burritosenior
It's mongooses, not mongeese. How can you be a member of BUNGLE and pronounce that wrong?

For shame. Win thread is win, but for shame!


I for one say the occasional Mongi. But I do know deep down that it is, in fact, mongooses.

Also - throw a heap of Bubble Shields in the middle of Guardian because the centre is so open and you can get killed oh so easy!

  • 09.14.2009 2:55 AM PDT

Add me
:)

Lol ball3r this is what you do instead of playing with me?
Im your online babe : (
hahahahahahahahahaha
Funny stuff here mate!

  • 09.14.2009 3:06 AM PDT