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Subject: Bungie, I fixed all your maps for you
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ghost town made me lol

  • 07.25.2009 10:10 PM PDT
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Posted by: iSystematic
LMAO. Your sir, are full of win!

This one made me laugh the hardest.



LOL.....agreed Systematic.....EPIC FAIL on this variant.

  • 07.25.2009 10:18 PM PDT

Does anyone even read these?

Posted by: Hylebos
Its Mongooses, not Mongeese.
r u srs?

I still like Mongeese though. :D

  • 07.25.2009 10:54 PM PDT

he is the one foretold in legends to eliminate lag lol
*saved*

  • 07.25.2009 11:15 PM PDT
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Try stepping in another person's shoes.
Wait, what?
Oh, not literally, of course!

This must have taken quite a while. :D
My favorite had to be the one with the cones to enhance the ability to get a traffic cone kill. That made me laugh.

  • 07.25.2009 11:21 PM PDT

Posted by: BadBall3r47
I decided to tweak Bungie's maps to make them more suitable and more fitting for gameplay.

Assembly
I decided to give the Rocket Tower an upgrade.

Awesome Tower

--

Avalanche
I wanted to fix up the whole Offence/Defence thing with this map.

Now Defence gets Tanks and Missile Pods While Offence gets Mongeese (plural correction?) with Snipers and Brute Shots for ultimate Goosing.

--

Blackout
We now have the notorious Ghost of Blackout. Don't get in it's way...

RAWR!

--

Cold Storage
I'm going to admit, the monster in the tube scares the hell outta me on this map because I'm always scared it will escape and eat me up. So now we can battle againts it in case it does.

In Case of Zombie Outbreak...

--

Construct
You sick of those campers?

Chain Reaction FTW!

--

Epitaph
This map needed more bouncing potential, luckily I fixed it!

You know you want to.

--

Foundry
Needs moar Truck!

And possibly baby Trucks.

--

Ghost Town
This map doesn't live up to it's name, well I decided to fix that.

This town is ran by Ghosts.

--

Guardian
My xbawks can't load this map, Bungie needs to do the dirty work themselves.

--

High Ground
Don't you hate it when the enemy spawns directly next to you on this map?

I fixed the spawn problem for you!

--

Isolation
The hill needed to be moar dominant.

That good enough for ya?

--

Last Resort
You now have a choice between a flying Mongoose, Warthog or Scorpion Tank all neatly positioned by Froman.

Now with more explosives.

--

Narrows
Don't you hate the MLG nubs who flag run down the bottom of this map?

Now you can take the Mongoose.

--

Orbital
The internet is a series of tubes, the more tubes you have the more interwebz can fit through and by logic the more interwebz you have less lag will occur. Luckily this map comes with interwebz, by positioning them in a circle I have eliminated lag.

I. Am. A. GENIUS!

--

Rats Nest
Driving the Warthog is so damn boring on this map, it's just a damn circle, NICE GOING BUNGIE! I decided to change it up a bit.

The lower area is now a soccer field.

--

Sandbox
This map is soooo boring. Let's go golfing instead.

A hole in one gives you 10 points.

--

Sandtrap
.....

No comment.

--

Snowbound
This map is such a camping map, there's only one problem, not enough Shotguns.

Now there's enough Shotguns for you whole team.

--

Standoff
"The Warthog dominates the map!"
"The spawns suck!"


Quit your complaining!

--

The Pit
Why on earth did Bungie decide to add cones into this map, even worse they are positioned around explosives. This gives a likely chance of being hit by one of these nasty objects.

They can't hurt you any more.

--

Valhalla
Why is it that the noob on your team always gets the Sniper Rifle? Well thankfully I have though of a solution to this problem.

Use this tactic wisely my friends.


Well that's all the maps, please post your thanks to me for fixing all the maps. :D

standoff and pit for the win!

  • 07.25.2009 11:21 PM PDT

hi

all of the maps should make matchmaking, if they are what you say

  • 07.25.2009 11:21 PM PDT

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Posted by: Nerd Boi
I lol'd.

  • 07.25.2009 11:25 PM PDT
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DUDE! That one with the barriers around the cones is soo funny. This entire thing was pretty damn clever, I laughed at this pretty hard.

  • 07.25.2009 11:29 PM PDT

I'll cite my own gamertag here for the purpose of awsome, that is some solid win right there.

  • 07.25.2009 11:30 PM PDT
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Nice.

  • 07.25.2009 11:31 PM PDT
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lmao at valhalla one, you sir are a GENIUS

  • 07.25.2009 11:36 PM PDT

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Lol, this thread is complete win.

  • 07.25.2009 11:45 PM PDT

Posted by: ZeroBaka
I've never lol'd this hard on the Halo 3 forum before. Thank you, sir.

You must have missed the shiska thread...

  • 07.25.2009 11:47 PM PDT

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This gave me a good laugh (and a few ideas for BUNGLE maps). Well done!

Oh yea, btw, it's mongooses, not mongeese.

[Edited on 07.25.2009 11:52 PM PDT]

  • 07.25.2009 11:47 PM PDT

At first thought that this was going to be some troll whining about the maps.

Never have I been so happy to be wrong.

  • 07.25.2009 11:53 PM PDT

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Posted by: Exspartan 138
Posted by: BadBall3r47
I decided to tweak Bungie's maps to make them more suitable and more fitting for gameplay.

Assembly
I decided to give the Rocket Tower an upgrade.

Awesome Tower

--

Avalanche
I wanted to fix up the whole Offence/Defence thing with this map.

Now Defence gets Tanks and Missile Pods While Offence gets Mongeese (plural correction?) with Snipers and Brute Shots for ultimate Goosing.

--

Blackout
We now have the notorious Ghost of Blackout. Don't get in it's way...

RAWR!

--

Cold Storage
I'm going to admit, the monster in the tube scares the hell outta me on this map because I'm always scared it will escape and eat me up. So now we can battle againts it in case it does.

In Case of Zombie Outbreak...

--

Construct
You sick of those campers?

Chain Reaction FTW!

--

Epitaph
This map needed more bouncing potential, luckily I fixed it!

You know you want to.

--

Foundry
Needs moar Truck!

And possibly baby Trucks.

--

Ghost Town
This map doesn't live up to it's name, well I decided to fix that.

This town is ran by Ghosts.

--

Guardian
My xbawks can't load this map, Bungie needs to do the dirty work themselves.

--

High Ground
Don't you hate it when the enemy spawns directly next to you on this map?

I fixed the spawn problem for you!

--

Isolation
The hill needed to be moar dominant.

That good enough for ya?

--

Last Resort
You now have a choice between a flying Mongoose, Warthog or Scorpion Tank all neatly positioned by Froman.

Now with more explosives.

--

Narrows
Don't you hate the MLG nubs who flag run down the bottom of this map?

Now you can take the Mongoose.

--

Orbital
The internet is a series of tubes, the more tubes you have the more interwebz can fit through and by logic the more interwebz you have less lag will occur. Luckily this map comes with interwebz, by positioning them in a circle I have eliminated lag.

I. Am. A. GENIUS!

--

Rats Nest
Driving the Warthog is so damn boring on this map, it's just a damn circle, NICE GOING BUNGIE! I decided to change it up a bit.

The lower area is now a soccer field.

--

Sandbox
This map is soooo boring. Let's go golfing instead.

A hole in one gives you 10 points.

--

Sandtrap
.....

No comment.

--

Snowbound
This map is such a camping map, there's only one problem, not enough Shotguns.

Now there's enough Shotguns for you whole team.

--

Standoff
"The Warthog dominates the map!"
"The spawns suck!"


Quit your complaining!

--

The Pit
Why on earth did Bungie decide to add cones into this map, even worse they are positioned around explosives. This gives a likely chance of being hit by one of these nasty objects.

They can't hurt you any more.

--

Valhalla
Why is it that the noob on your team always gets the Sniper Rifle? Well thankfully I have though of a solution to this problem.

Use this tactic wisely my friends.


Well that's all the maps, please post your thanks to me for fixing all the maps. :D

standoff and pit for the win!


You shouldn't quote the whole thing. It gets annoying having to scroll down so much.

  • 07.25.2009 11:55 PM PDT

Epic win

  • 07.25.2009 11:55 PM PDT

Does anyone even read these?

Posted by: InB4Shishka
You shouldn't quote the whole thing. It gets annoying having to scroll down so much.
Irony WIN!

  • 07.26.2009 12:04 AM PDT

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Preliminary operational tests were inconclusive (the damn thing blew up)

I lol'd the hardest at the pit one :D

  • 07.26.2009 12:04 AM PDT

o m g l o l

  • 07.26.2009 12:05 AM PDT
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LOL The OP is pure Win.

  • 07.26.2009 12:11 AM PDT