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Subject: Bungie, I fixed all your maps for you

Posted by: Dropship dude
No, acnboy. Spartain Ken 15 is a lesser being. Much like the bacteria that lives in your shi­t.
Posted by: mike120593
My shi­t bacteria takes offense to that comparison.

Don't make me lel. You won't like me when I lel.

Haha great thread Baller

  • 07.30.2009 3:54 AM PDT
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Destiny awaits. And it will be great.

You forgot to fix the flag-launching tactic from Valhalla!!! I recommend you place some floating boxes in midair above the central hill to keep the flags from going farther than the middle.

Good effort though. :P

  • 08.01.2009 8:06 PM PDT

I loved the avalanche one. That could really work! :P

  • 08.02.2009 1:56 AM PDT

Guardian
Tired of people spamming grenades up the lift, well this might help.


No worries

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  • 08.03.2009 4:58 PM PDT
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You Shall Not Pass!!!

Posted by: BadBall3r47
I decided to tweak Bungie's maps to make them more suitable and more fitting for gameplay.

Assembly
I decided to give the Rocket Tower an upgrade.

Awesome Tower

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Avalanche
I wanted to fix up the whole Offence/Defence thing with this map.

Now Defence gets Tanks and Missile Pods While Offence gets Mongeese (plural correction?) with Snipers and Brute Shots for ultimate Goosing.

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Blackout
We now have the notorious Ghost of Blackout. Don't get in it's way...

RAWR!

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Cold Storage
I'm going to admit, the monster in the tube scares the hell outta me on this map because I'm always scared it will escape and eat me up. So now we can battle againts it in case it does.

In Case of Zombie Outbreak...

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Construct
You sick of those campers?

Chain Reaction FTW!

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Epitaph
This map needed more bouncing potential, luckily I fixed it!

You know you want to.

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Foundry
Needs moar Truck!

And possibly baby Trucks.

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Ghost Town
This map doesn't live up to it's name, well I decided to fix that.

This town is ran by Ghosts.

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Guardian
My xbawks can't load this map, Bungie needs to do the dirty work themselves.

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High Ground
Don't you hate it when the enemy spawns directly next to you on this map?

I fixed the spawn problem for you!

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Isolation
The hill needed to be moar dominant.

That good enough for ya?

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Last Resort
You now have a choice between a flying Mongoose, Warthog or Scorpion Tank all neatly positioned by Froman.

Now with more explosives.

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Narrows
Don't you hate the MLG nubs who flag run down the bottom of this map?

Now you can take the Mongoose.

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Orbital
The internet is a series of tubes, the more tubes you have the more interwebz can fit through and by logic the more interwebz you have less lag will occur. Luckily this map comes with interwebz, by positioning them in a circle I have eliminated lag.

I. Am. A. GENIUS!

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Rats Nest
Driving the Warthog is so damn boring on this map, it's just a damn circle, NICE GOING BUNGIE! I decided to change it up a bit.

The lower area is now a soccer field.

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Sandbox
This map is soooo boring. Let's go golfing instead.

A hole in one gives you 10 points.

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Sandtrap
.....

No comment.

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Snowbound
This map is such a camping map, there's only one problem, not enough Shotguns.

Now there's enough Shotguns for you whole team.

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Standoff
"The Warthog dominates the map!"
"The spawns suck!"


Quit your complaining!

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The Pit
Why on earth did Bungie decide to add cones into this map, even worse they are positioned around explosives. This gives a likely chance of being hit by one of these nasty objects.

They can't hurt you any more.

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Valhalla
Why is it that the noob on your team always gets the Sniper Rifle? Well thankfully I have though of a solution to this problem.

Use this tactic wisely my friends.


Well that's all the maps, please post your thanks to me for fixing all the maps. :D


You misspelled "offense" and "defense".

  • 08.03.2009 5:03 PM PDT

ROFL Nice.

  • 08.03.2009 5:05 PM PDT
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Posted by: Rylite
You misspelled "offense" and "defense".

No he didn't. >:|


Posted by: JDL15
Guardian
Tired of people spamming grenades up the lift, well this might help.


No worries

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Genius! They'd better be on instant-respawn.

  • 08.03.2009 5:10 PM PDT

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Spammed group invites or recruitments are NOT WELCOME!Unless i know you, DO NOT SPAM ME without a bloody good reason.

"Violence isnt the answer, but it sure is the solution"

Im looking forward to these being put into regular map rotation. Id post these up in Atlas, see if you can get them into this months update. =)

  • 08.03.2009 5:10 PM PDT

Posted by: Eliper
Genius! They'd better be on instant-respawn.


Yes they are!

  • 08.03.2009 5:11 PM PDT

Win. Lol.

  • 08.03.2009 5:13 PM PDT

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nice, lol

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As funny as this all is, I'm sad you spent so much time to Forge these maps and take pictures and then post on a thread...... It's totally worth it.

  • 08.03.2009 5:16 PM PDT
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Posted by: navybro23
This thread is full of winsauce.

Indeed it is !

  • 08.03.2009 5:17 PM PDT

Not funny at all.

  • 08.03.2009 5:21 PM PDT

Posted by: iiDarthANGERii
Not funny at all.


Here is a nickle.....go buy your self a sense of humor!

  • 08.03.2009 5:28 PM PDT

Posted by: CorkedCarcass
Posted by: iiDarthANGERii
Not funny at all.


Here is a nickle.....go buy your self a sense of humor!


You sir, are also not funny

  • 08.03.2009 5:30 PM PDT
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Posted by: iiDarthANGERii
Not funny at all.

150 people disagree.

  • 08.03.2009 5:31 PM PDT
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This thread is full of Uber winsauce

  • 08.03.2009 5:32 PM PDT
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Alex Rodriguez is my favorite baseball player in the whole world and the Yankees are the best team ever!!!

at least i have chicken XD

wow that is realy awesome man i hope you let us know when you get gaurdian to work again

my favorite was the pit with the cone :D

  • 08.03.2009 5:32 PM PDT

very funny. It's mongooses

  • 08.03.2009 5:33 PM PDT

Posted by: Eliper
Posted by: iiDarthANGERii
Not funny at all.

150 people disagree.


Though that may be the case, it does not mean that i have to think that it's funny. I feel it isn't and stated my opinion. Im sure there are others who do not find this funny.

  • 08.03.2009 5:33 PM PDT

Posted by: iiDarthANGERii
Posted by: CorkedCarcass
Posted by: iiDarthANGERii
Not funny at all.


Here is a nickle.....go buy your self a sense of humor!


You sir, are also not funny


I was not trying to be funny. If I was, I would of told my three wise men joke.

  • 08.03.2009 5:34 PM PDT

Immmm about to whoop somebodys ass, oh im about to whoop somebodys ass, oh if you dont leave me alone, your gonna have to send me home, cuz immmmm, about to whoop somebbodys ass.

I lol'd

  • 08.03.2009 5:35 PM PDT

Posted by: CorkedCarcass
Posted by: iiDarthANGERii
Posted by: CorkedCarcass
Posted by: iiDarthANGERii
Not funny at all.


Here is a nickle.....go buy your self a sense of humor!


You sir, are also not funny


I was not trying to be funny. If I was, I would of told my three wise men joke.


Which probably isn't funny either

  • 08.03.2009 5:38 PM PDT

Posted by: iiDarthANGERii
Posted by: CorkedCarcass
Posted by: iiDarthANGERii
Posted by: CorkedCarcass
Posted by: iiDarthANGERii
Not funny at all.


Here is a nickle.....go buy your self a sense of humor!


You sir, are also not funny


I was not trying to be funny. If I was, I would of told my three wise men joke.


Which probably isn't funny either


your to ANGRY to get jokes

  • 08.03.2009 5:40 PM PDT