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Posted by: Justice One Duo
Ah, I can see it now:
Romeo: SI, we have to blow up this garbage dump full of Covenant. Otherwise they will take Earth!
SI: But an explosion will destroy the city! Destroy this dump!
SI drops a pile of garbage on Romeo, picks him up with a magnet, puts him in a car crusher, and crushes him.
SI: You do not deserve this dump! I have kept it safe! It belongs to me!
The Rookie walks in.
Rookie: What the hell is this?
SI drops garbage on Rookie, who falls to his knees.
Fight ensues between Rookie and SI. Rookie is losing, but SI is wounded by Romeo, who shot his databanks with a sniper rife.
Rookie walks over to Romeo. Romeo hands him his sniper rifle. Romeo is obviously mortally wounded.
Romeo: Kick his ass.
Rookie kicks SIs metaphorical ass.
Rookie: I am getting you out of here.
Romeo: No, no your not. Send me out... with a bang.
Romeo dies. Rookie set the charges, and blows up the dump.
Waiting outside is Buck.
Buck: I am sorry, ODST. But come.
Rookie and Buck fight their way to Romeo's parked Warthog, and escape the city in it.
The End.
Does that even happen?