- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Sarge: Anyone, want to guess, why I gathered ya here... today?
Grif: Uhh. Is it because the war's over, and your sending us home?
Sarge: That's exactly it private, war's over. We won. Turns out yer the big hero, and we're gonna hold a parade in your honor. I get to drive the float and Simmons here is in charge of confetti!!
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Sarge: Look, see these 2 towhooks, they look like tusks, and want kind of animal, has tusks?
Grif: a Walrus.
Sarge: Didn't I just tell you to stop makin' up animals?
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Sarge: So unless anybody has anymore, mythical creatures to suggest as the name of the new vehicle. We're gonna stick with the warthog. How bout' it Grif?
Grif: No sir, no more suggestions.
Sarge: Are you sure? How bout' big foot?
Grif: That's okay
Sarge: Unicorn?
Grif: No really, uh I'm cool.
Sarge: Sasquach?
Simmons: Leprechaun?
Grif: Hey, he doesn't need any help man!
Sarge: Phoenix!
Grif: -sigh- Chist!
Sarge: Hey Simmons! What's the name of that Mexican lizard, Eats all the goats!
Simmons: Uhh, that would be the Chupacabra, sir!
Sarge: Hey Grif, Chupa-thangy. How bout' that? I like it, got a ring to it.
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