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Subject: My predicted Halo 3: ODST Ending

This is what I think the ending to Halo 3: ODST will be:

The Rookie and the rest of the squad dramatically escape a fiery explosion and struggle to their feet.

Romeo: Let's do that again!
Dare: Not while I'm captain.
Buck: Ok "captain" what do we do now?

Suddenly a plasma grenade appears at Dare's feet. she jumps to cover and lands hard as her helmet rolls to the ground. All squad member's turn to face the Recon Helmet on the floor.

Romeo: I call....
Buck: (Raises Assault Rifle) You're not calling anything.
Dare: It's my helmet!
Romeo: Not anymore beautiful, droppers don't prosper, but thieves do.
Dutch: Nobody's taking anything, there still may be covenant crawling on these streets, we all have to stay undiscovered. Besides, now's one of those times, it pays to be the strong, silent type.
Mickey: Wait, strong, silent?

Everyone turns to see the rookie just after he removes his helmet, his face not shown as the camera slowly rises up to reveal the rookie wearing the Recon Helmet.

Everyone Else: GET HIM!!!!!

Boss Battle

The new Helmet strangely has an A.I, it is none other then Joe Staten!

Joe: Ok Rookie, I know these characters better than you do. Romeo has an auto aim modification on the flashlight attached to his helmet. Shoot it off, and he's useless.

The rookie arms his silenced SMG and fires at Romeo's helmet. The flashlight falls off.

Romeo: No! I can't snipe!
Joe: Ok, next is Buck. He has a crush on Dare, get the two to connect, and he's out of the game.

The Rookie runs over to Veronica and pulls her arm, swinging her at Buck who is in a struggle with Romeo and his helmet is pulled off. He turns, he and Veronica slam into a kiss. Veronica backs off and wipes her lips.

Dare: Not too bad, but I'll still pass on that dance.

Buck falls to the ground, overcome by feelings.

Joe: Mickey is sensitive, call him mouse ears and he'll run home crying. Oh, wait, you can't talk, that'll spoil the game. I have another idea....

The Rookie listens in and runs behind Romeo, tapping him on his left shoulder and quickly rolls to the right. Romeo turns to Mickey who is on his left side.

Romeo: Hands off, mouse ears!
Mickey: Oh yeah......oh yeah!

Mickey turns around and runs away crying.

Joe: Ok umm, who else?

Dutch is behind The Rookie, charging his spartan laser.

Joe: Stop him!

The Rookie turns around and sticks the hole of the spartan laser and dives to the right as the Spartan laser explodes on the spot, sending Dutch flying into space.

The boss battle ends and a cutscene plays. Mellow music plays in the background as the Rookie stands staring at Dare who is pointing a pistol at him.

Dare: I can't let people find out about that A.I. It was supposed to be a secret. You have to Die here.

Suddenly a severed half of The Dawn crashes behind the two. MasterChief emerges from the rubble while placing Cortana in his helmet.

Chief: No, he wont.

Dare turns to the Chief.

Dare: John 117? You're supposed to be on High Charity. Why are you here?
MasterChief: Ridiculous rumors of me traveling through time at the end of Halo 3 have brought me here. I need to make sure you don't kill some one (dramatic pause and zoom up) who has Recon.
Dare: I don't care! He must die!
MasterChief: Wait. I'll make you a deal.
Dare: What could you possibly have to offer?
MasterChief: I'll show you my face, if you let The Rookie go.

Dare lowers her weapon.

Dare: Wow. Sounds fair. I'll have more to talk about down at base.

The Chief nods to the Rookie.

Joe: NOW!

The Rookie assassinates Dare and she falls to the ground unconscious. The Chief slowly fades away.

MasterChief: Damn, more rumors. Wake me when you need me.

The Rookie turns to his teammates as they slowly begin to rise.

Joe: Oh no, we've reached our limit! There can't be a sequel.............kill them.

The Rookie takes out his pistol and the camera fades to black as the credits start to roll.

  • 07.28.2009 8:41 PM PDT

And so there was a man who ate cake.

And he was happy it was that way.

Even though this is so incredibley unlikely, it is so incredibley hillarious.

I hope someone passes this over to Staten, lol.

[Edited on 07.28.2009 8:45 PM PDT]

  • 07.28.2009 8:43 PM PDT

If you ever try and fail.....erase all evidence that it was you who tried

OMG LOLOLOL you are the best

  • 07.28.2009 8:46 PM PDT

Speciality: MLG
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I am actually mad I read that

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dude that is amazingly ROFLMAO

  • 07.28.2009 8:47 PM PDT

how can you be mad about it it's funny i think with everybody fighting over the recon helment and master chief telling dare he will take off his helments and gets hit in the back by the rookie i find that funny

  • 07.28.2009 8:53 PM PDT
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Here I am, Here I stay. Endless and Infinite.

Pretty funny.

  • 07.28.2009 9:05 PM PDT

wow epic dude epic

  • 07.28.2009 9:17 PM PDT

LOLZ! i find it to be like a dream. can i haz that dream ?:D

  • 07.28.2009 9:28 PM PDT

"Anyone can give up it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's the true strength."

All I have to say:LOLOLOLOL ROFLCOPTER

  • 07.28.2009 9:38 PM PDT
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RAWR!

very very very funny! lol mickey mouse!

  • 07.28.2009 10:12 PM PDT

*facepalm*

  • 07.28.2009 10:23 PM PDT

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I dont feel like ready it but aparently everyone thinks it lol so ill give you props. I thin romeos gonna snipe everyone in the face with one teleporting/richocheting/penetrateing bullit that deflects off chuck norris's abs and hits osama in the mountains

  • 07.28.2009 10:24 PM PDT

.....I'd believe it.

  • 07.28.2009 10:34 PM PDT

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i lol myself

  • 07.28.2009 10:40 PM PDT

The fight has been complete.... now get the cookies!

While we certainly share your enthusiasm for the return, we here at the Bungie.net community are mostly made up of snarky asses and jerks who will ridicule you for making a thread about something revealed months ago. We regret that your innocent intentions will almost certainly be replied with anger and sarcasm, and politely invite you to don your Flame-suit, because you just did the internet equivalent of jumping up the Construct lifts.

I will piss my pants and fly to your house to give you a cookie, if that happens.

  • 07.31.2009 5:16 PM PDT

I will piss my pants and fly to your house to give you a cookie, if that happens.
I'll have my glass of milk ready.

  • 07.31.2009 5:24 PM PDT

The fight has been complete.... now get the cookies!

While we certainly share your enthusiasm for the return, we here at the Bungie.net community are mostly made up of snarky asses and jerks who will ridicule you for making a thread about something revealed months ago. We regret that your innocent intentions will almost certainly be replied with anger and sarcasm, and politely invite you to don your Flame-suit, because you just did the internet equivalent of jumping up the Construct lifts.

Posted by: LanceTorch
I will piss my pants and fly to your house to give you a cookie, if that happens.
I'll have my glass of milk ready.

You better have it ready. Even if it isn't in there, I will edit my disc to make that the ending.

[Edited on 07.31.2009 5:28 PM PDT]

  • 07.31.2009 5:28 PM PDT

That was so win.

  • 07.31.2009 5:34 PM PDT

I will piss my pants and fly to your house to give you a cookie, if that happens.I'll have my glass of milk ready.You better have it ready. Even if it isn't in there, I will edit my disc to make that the ending.

Lol, nice.

  • 07.31.2009 5:35 PM PDT

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ROFLMAO

  • 08.01.2009 9:47 AM PDT