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Subject: The Forbidden Donut (Simpsons War)
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"Immersion is playing Half-Life and not noticing your house is burning down."- Paul Barnett

The most awesome thing ever!

"I ask you this. You're working in a donut shop. You mix one part nuclear meltdown with one part warring factions. The results? A donut fit only for a madman. A donut with only one possible name, THE FORBIDDEN DONUT."

BANG!
(Body hits the floor)

"I always hated that Twilight Zone guy."


Ok guys, sorry for the intro, had to have a reason for the name. But here's what going on. Homer Simpson has once again caused a meltdown. Only this time he didn't stop it, he fueled it. When it happened most of the world was destroyed, except three factions: Globex, The Citizens of Springfield and The Government. Your role? You will play either an officer or a commander in one of these factions, and will use your troops to conquer the enemies. Below are the teams and the rules. Have fun!


Teams:

Globex:
Leader: Hank Scorpio-lieut_pat
Officer:
Officer:
Officer:
Special Weapon/Forces: Doomsday Device

The Citizens of Springfield:
Leader: Grandpa Simpson-
Homer:
Bart:Frag Master
Mr. Burns:
Special Weapon/Forces: Flaming tire catapult

The Government:
Leader: The President-Pink Menace
General:
General:
General:
Spec. Weapon/Forces: The CIA

Cities:
Springfield
Cyprus Creek
Capital City
Washington
Shelbyville

Rules:
1.Infantry must out number other infantry to beat them.
2.Spec. forces can fight up to double their number in infantry, but when outnumbered more than two to one they are beat.
3.Armor counts as 4 infantry a piece. Example: 3 vans with MGs= 12 infantry
4.Sec. Weapons kill anything they aim for, but to use you have to threaten the enemy first. Example:"Washington, you have 6 hours to surrender or I'll blow you sky high"
5.When moving places try to use real Simpsons stuff. The Monorail, the missionary plane and cars and trucks are best.
6. You start with 500 infantry and must BUILD up your forces.
7. Team roles are first come first serve. Just say where you want to be and I'll edit this post to show your role.

[Edited on 7/21/2004 9:37:30 AM]

  • 07.21.2004 7:40 AM PDT
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"Immersion is playing Half-Life and not noticing your house is burning down."- Paul Barnett

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lieut_pat fortifies Globex's home city, Cyprus creek with all 500 of his infantry.

  • 07.21.2004 7:42 AM PDT
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too complicated for my tastes. Oh, well here goes.

I'll be from springfield and I'll be bart.

I now send all of my troops to storm Globex's home city, Cyprus creek and have them all fight to the death with the soldiers just recently stationed there.

Darn! Now there are no soldiers for springfield or for Globex anymore.

oh well. Hey, Globex, you have 2 seconds to give me 2 million dollars or you will die by the hands of my flaming tire gun!

one... two... FIRE!!!!!!!


BOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!

*screaming in background*

hey, I followed the rules so now it's just the government vs Springfield and Springfield is out of infantry. Oh, that means I lose then, right? rats!

  • 07.21.2004 9:00 AM PDT
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It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

I will be the higest rank of the Govermeny. (srry if i spell bad. I broke my finger. Dang that hurts)

The Government sends all its recourses into creating Armor. They find large oil and titanium deposits near their lands and slowly harvest it. More and more people come to work with the Governtment.

  • 07.21.2004 9:09 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Government gives 50 newly made Armor vehicles to Globex via airdrop, along with 100 workers and 100,000 dollars and 50 butler monkeys.

  • 07.21.2004 9:10 AM PDT
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I will be the President and i move all my troops in Washington and build 100,000 Spartan Soldiers which takes up my turn. I also threaten Frag Master that the CIA will force him to come to Washington and work for me if he doesnt give us his Catapult!

  • 07.21.2004 9:13 AM PDT
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pink menace, I may be out of infantry, but the people at springfield are already making more of them (if you know what I mean) anyways, they will be ready to fight in 30 seconds due to the nuclear radiation here. You have 30 seconds to teleport all of your troops and armor and vehicles and rations and weapons and other valuable stuff here or else I will terminate the site of your technology and harvesting place of industry.

  • 07.21.2004 9:14 AM PDT
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Ex my last post I am the CIA and i work for the President and i use my turn making 100,000 infantry.

  • 07.21.2004 9:14 AM PDT
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wait!

  • 07.21.2004 9:15 AM PDT
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The CIA takes Springfields land and forces all of Springfield to work for Washington!

  • 07.21.2004 9:15 AM PDT
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Posted by: ilovemuskrat
I will be the President and i move all my troops in Washington and build 100,000 Spartan Soldiers which takes up my turn. I also threaten Frag Master that the CIA will force him to come to Washington and work for me if he doesnt give us his Catapult!


We are out of toilet paper here in springfield, and I am chafing really bad, so if you don't send all of your toilet paper and troops and spartan soldiers and vehicles and armor and other valuable stuff I will blow washington to hell with the catapult! you have 3 seconds to teleport them here or goodbye washington!!!!!

oh, when you guys surrender your stuff to me they automatically swear allegience to me due to the loyalty people give me when we automatically brainwash people who come into the town.

  • 07.21.2004 9:16 AM PDT
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NASA takes Frag and sends him to "explore the last frontier" *wink wink*

  • 07.21.2004 9:17 AM PDT
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your stupid we launched you into space and you can do that

  • 07.21.2004 9:17 AM PDT
Subject: The Forbidden Donut (Simpsons War)

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

The Gov. now changes its bland name to... da da da daaaaaa

Der mchtige Arm der Gtter

[Edited on 7/21/2004 9:20:21 AM]

  • 07.21.2004 9:18 AM PDT
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All the Springfieldians now work happily in a Democracy and make 300,000 infantry and 1 million dollars in economic gain over Japan

  • 07.21.2004 9:19 AM PDT
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Posted by: ilovemuskrat
The CIA takes Springfields land and forces all of Springfield to work for Washington!


right before they take everyone, the force field brainwasher scrubs all of washington's forces brains and they swear allegience to me! muahahahahahaha

whenever people come to springfield, they must pass through the brainwashing force field and are automatically brainwashed to serve me.

now since you didn't exactly comply with my orders, I catapult flaming tires toward washington and they all die and burn in rubble.

I still control all your forces though cuz they were brainwashed when you sent them over here.

oh, now my new infantry squad is ready. now I send them all to build a force field around springfield that makes it impervious to any and all assaults from the special weapons.

it will be done in 1 minute, due to the radiation cuz it gives us telekinetic powers, so we can control stuff with our minds, also

  • 07.21.2004 9:20 AM PDT
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Posted by: ilovemuskrat
All the Springfieldians now work happily in a Democracy and make 300,000 infantry and 1 million dollars in economic gain over Japan


sorry, but they swear allegience to me, and you didn't take me into space because when your forces crossed the border line, they were brain washed, so they now serve me. Oh, and you might want to look at your city, cuz it's nothing but molten slag and rubble now. and all your forces are mine! And all of your base are belong to us!

  • 07.21.2004 9:22 AM PDT
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no we didnt use any army! We are politicians! we took it because we own the nation! so you have no troops and you cant do all that stuff in one turn!

  • 07.21.2004 9:22 AM PDT
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we lured you outside of the forcefield with some cheese on a string

  • 07.21.2004 9:22 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Pink now has 150,000 Armored Assult Vechicles and a broken finger. He has 100,000 inf. to defend his land. He quickly puts all his effort into a laser guided flaming-catupult-and-other-airbourne-projectiles defense system.

  • 07.21.2004 9:25 AM PDT
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Posted by: ilovemuskrat
we lured you outside of the forcefield with some cheese on a string


sorry, but you can't because they all abide my orders and would only get the string if I told them to in my mind. Bart doesn't like cheese, so I simply had them restock the tire catapult and will take out all of your ramaining cities if you don't destroy yourself with the weapons at Area 51. Either way, I win and you get destroyed.

3, 2, 1, BOOOOOMMMMM
mmMMM!

the government is no more.

  • 07.21.2004 9:25 AM PDT
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Ya know, guys! Why are we fighting? I just had my force field impervious to any attack shield put up so Springfield is now invincible.

I made a small section of springfield that isn't affected by the mind control forcefield and is right next to the regular forcefield. It is called Love Shack. It is a giant building where there are free alcoholic beverages (if your over 21) and all the women you want. Come on over to Love Shack!

  • 07.21.2004 9:27 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Hah! Thanks to my defense system your tires blew up harmlessly over the skys, also giving my people a boost in morale by having some good ol' fireworks!

  • 07.21.2004 9:28 AM PDT
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you are a perverted idiot! please... just get out of fourms... and the internet...

  • 07.21.2004 9:29 AM PDT
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I developed a time machine and went ahead in time to the one place of the government I didn't bomb, bungie studios. and I just picked up some xbox 2's with Halo 3 with online play!

We have 60 foot plasma HDTV's for you guys to play on here at Love Shack!

Come to Love Shack!

  • 07.21.2004 9:29 AM PDT

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