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Subject: The Forbidden Donut
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that was to frag

  • 07.21.2004 9:29 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Hah, Your sheild cannot defend against this!

*releases Chlorofoam particles into the air and has the CIA go sabotoge the sheild genrator*

  • 07.21.2004 9:30 AM PDT
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Posted by: ilovemuskrat
you are a perverted idiot! please... just get out of fourms... and the internet...


am not! Wanna play Halo 3? Come to Love Shack! You don't have to partake in the alcohol or other stuff, but you can play Halo 3 on our xbox 2's! wort wort wort!

Tonights theme is Hawaii, so bring your straw hats and sandals! cuz now the dance floor is filled with tropical sand, right next to Halo 3, so we can play as MC in multiplayer while getting a good tan from the sun!

  • 07.21.2004 9:31 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Der mchtige Arm der Gtter has been sending all his money into research, for he has a mighty army of 250,000 AAV's and 175,000 inf. Der mchtige Arm der Gtter (DMADG) is now the most advanced country in the history off the universe, and continues to gain more and more advancements.

  • 07.21.2004 9:34 AM PDT
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NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you just ruined Love Shack and all of the remaining copies of Halo 3 and all of the Xbox 2's! Now we have to wait until 2016 when Halo 3 launches! curse you!

oh, wait. I was in Love Shack when it blew. That means I'm dead.....


*collapses in rubble and dies*

cu guys later, I'll be sure to haunt you all now that I'm a ghost.

  • 07.21.2004 9:34 AM PDT
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"Immersion is playing Half-Life and not noticing your house is burning down."- Paul Barnett

The most awesome thing ever!

Globex builds its army to 1000 infantry and 10 armor units. lieut_pat sends 200 infantry to Capital City by Monorail.

  • 07.21.2004 9:39 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Der mchtige Arm der Gtter is now so advanced he sells all but 50 of his Armor and 25 infantry. They then upgrade their AAV's and inf. So that each AAV has such great wepons and the strongest alloy of metals for armor that they are capeable of taking out 150 inf. a peice. They are now quite costly to build and maintain though, so his army will not get much larger. His inf. has been assigned to peacekeeping in his nation. The inf can take out 20 inf. a peice. Der mchtige Arm der Gtter Has turreted energy wepnons defending his cities. He moves his nation west, past the knows regions of springfeild and its neighbors.

  • 07.21.2004 9:47 AM PDT
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"Immersion is playing Half-Life and not noticing your house is burning down."- Paul Barnett

The most awesome thing ever!

lieut_pat notices Pinks advance and draws his troops back to Cypruss Creek. With a boost from Capital Cites survivors Globex's army now has 10000 infantry and 500 armor. The city is too well fortified to kill so Pat puts his worries aside and begins leveling up.

On another note, Pink please try to keep this a Simpsons based war.

  • 07.21.2004 9:52 AM PDT
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Rath, rallying what's left of Springfield's army, sends an army to a plain 10 miles south of Cyprus Creek to build a new city, the army consists of 25 five jeeps capable of destroying 20 infantry a piece, and 100 policemen capable of destroying 4 infantry a piece, and some donut and some supply trucks to support the armies as they build a new city. The city will be dubbed New Springfield.

[Edited on 7/21/2004 11:38:19 AM]

  • 07.21.2004 11:30 AM PDT
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The city is 100 % complete and fully operational, due to Springfield's building technology.
New Springfield also sports 10 auto turrets, can kill 30 infantry a piece, that must be destroyed before they can enter the walls. Rath also invents a teleporter that will allow him to lightning raid.

  • 07.21.2004 11:37 AM PDT
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"Immersion is playing Half-Life and not noticing your house is burning down."- Paul Barnett

The most awesome thing ever!

Pat puts his troops on patrol and goes to sleep.

Game paused unitil morning.

  • 07.21.2004 9:00 PM PDT
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Maaaaaaattttllllooooooocccck-blam!-!

  • 07.21.2004 9:06 PM PDT
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WTF!?!

oh yeah Matlock.... My bad

[Edited on 7/22/2004 9:57:27 AM]

  • 07.22.2004 9:56 AM PDT
Subject: The Forbidden Donut (Simpsons War)
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  • 07.26.2004 11:32 AM PDT

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