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Subject: The Top Ten Reason why ODST will fail. [joke thread}

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I saw this in the top forum topics and wanted to start up again,

1. When you try to pick up the only BR in the game you get lasered by a jackal.

2. in the opening scene Chuck Norris kicks your balls out and you die.

3. Every time you shoot your weapon it does damage to yourself. causing you to never shoot thus making you fail the mission

4. In the 7th mission you find a Recon helmet and you examine it and a flying 7 slashes you head off.

5. You are watching Romeo's flashback but you just see Shakespeare's play "Romeo and Juliet:. Juliet was wearing Recon armor! :0

6. You are forced to watch Sesame street for your briefing.

7. Disney owns Halo 3 :ODST ( buy guns *sob*)

8: All you can do is shoot. NO moving.

9.You find the assasin skull???? And it gives you red ring

10. Dare kills everyone who says her head is big. (90% of gamers.)

Sorry that this isn't very funny. Feel free to add to the list

[Edited on 07.31.2009 11:51 PM PDT]

  • 07.31.2009 11:20 PM PDT

Posted by: mast3rlinkx
"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing?Then whence cometh evil?Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?"

Really..............this is sad.

  • 07.31.2009 11:23 PM PDT
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Posted by: dark wolf68
Really..............this is sad.
QFT

  • 07.31.2009 11:23 PM PDT

Everytime you shoot, the bullets bounce back and hit you.

  • 07.31.2009 11:24 PM PDT
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"Your momma never loved you, and she dresses you funny!"

1. Because Yahtzee said so.

  • 07.31.2009 11:36 PM PDT

Actually, number 5 would make the game hilariously awesome.

  • 07.31.2009 11:36 PM PDT

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i'm not trying to take the glory of it. you guys had some funny stuff in there. I thought that you guys had some more funny stuff coming. then it got locked.

but judging from these replies, i think i'm done laughing.

(No offence)

  • 07.31.2009 11:40 PM PDT

Irony makes the strongest men fall to their knees!

Posted by: VegasSangheili
1. Because Yahtzee said so.


A+ on this one, I laughed pretty hard.

  • 07.31.2009 11:47 PM PDT